Like A Dead Warthog W/ Alaina Bamfield

Like A Dead Warthog W/ Alaina Bamfield

SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://punchup.live/samtallent [https://www.samtallent.com/] Alaina's New Special Out June 7th on @SamTallent at 7pm EST Sponsors: Chubbies - Chubbies is here to keep you comfy & looking good year-round. Get 20% off with code chubby at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/chubby [https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/chubby] #chubbiespod #ad Harry's - Chubby Behemoth fans get the Harry's Plus Trial Set for only $10 at https://www.Harrys.com/CHUBBY #Harry'sPod Cash App - Download Cash App today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g0yurtz9 [https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g0yurtz9] #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App's bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/en-us/card-agreement [https://cash.app/legal/en-us/card-agreement]. Direct Deposit, Overdraft Coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http:///cash.app/legal/podcast [http://five.libsyn.com/cash.app/legal/podcast] for full disclosures. PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth [https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth] This week Alaina Bamfield joins Sam and Becker in Michigan. Sam teaches Alaina about Mr. Peepers, wants her to incorporate more wrestling finishes into her set, and gets to pick what kind of cow he is in his next life scenario. Alaina tells the fellas about her malformations as a baby, would love to be a sugar glider, and teaches the boys about new sea lion science. Big sock ideas get presented. 00:00 Freaking Out About The Blood 01:47 Picture Of A Baby 03:29 Brutal Check In 05:10 Four Foot Eight? 07:20 Mangoing 09:56 But It Sure Is Fun 11:42 Pair A More 12:29 Eyelashes On My Nipples 14:12 Took It As A Sign 16:56 Protect That Scar 19:14 Check Spot 21:25 You Know What Would Be Cool? 24:08 A Hat I Bought At A Gas Station 27:37 Too Much Knowledge 29:10 A Nightmare Hell Would Have 32:35 Death Spiral 34:31 Baby Girl Beard 36:54 Marauders And Psychos 41:14 Favorite Of The Fourteen Days 43:27 Classic Switcharoo 48:55 Painted On 51:17 Why Would You Go Over There? 53:56 Alec And Cici's Wedding 58:02 I Attract Old Men 59:29 Pat's In A Blonde Wig 01:01:48 It Was Moving As Fast As Cars Go 01:05:05 Maybe You Should Have Media Training Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent Pre-Order Sam's New Book - https://www.amazon.com/dp/0593978897/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3I4LOBQ02YIGW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.k5eCApJdjwVfn7hSelWi5VdRMlVrzKa4zf68ficcjcg.tZZOiI0nB0n3kkWiGAbidMQy5yUS_MkvmEIaXp-LXjo&dib_tag=se&keywords=sam+tallent+brut&qid=1769522903&sprefix=sam+tallent+,aps,181&sr=8-1&dplnkId=90401c83-a6a0-4ad4-999e-ece570a5d320&nodl=1 [https://www.amazon.com/dp/0593978897/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3I4LOBQ02YIGW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.k5eCApJdjwVfn7hSelWi5VdRMlVrzKa4zf68ficcjcg.tZZOiI0nB0n3kkWiGAbidMQy5yUS_MkvmEIaXp-LXjo&dib_tag=se&keywords=sam+tallent+brut&qid=1769522903&sprefix=sam+tallent+,aps,181&sr=8-1&dplnkId=90401c83-a6a0-4ad4-999e-ece570a5d320&nodl=1]

We're Just Friends

SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://punchup.live/samtallent [https://www.samtallent.com/] Sponsors: IndaCloud - If you're 21 or older, get 40% OFF your first order @ IndaCloud with code CHUBBY at https://inda.shop/CHUBBY #indacloudpod Tushy - Over 2.5 million butts love TUSHY. Get 10% off TUSHY with the code CHUBBY at https://hellotushy.com/CHUBBY #ad PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth [https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth] This week the boys are all together in Madison WI. Sam hurt his mouth on the pizza, wants Nathan to do molly with him at a wedding, and got fitted for his leather tuxedo. Nathan thinks Sam might have a good new travel plan if gas prices don't go down, is glad it isn't graduation weekend, and is being enticed into hog life. Smelling Like My dad. Make it into curtains. 00:00 This Is The Free One 01:30 Got To Feel Like Momma 03:25 Tub Time 04:51 The Montage Starts Now 06:40 Electric Jeremy 08:00 Not Only Bad It Was Wrong 09:08 Do You Speak English? 12:13 Outside Of An Alligator Boot 14:17 Still Partying 16:54 A Lot Of Different Faces 18:40 Quit Telling People 22:18 The Crystal Porcupine 25:37 Some People Think They Should Eat It 27:46 Sounded Like A Good Idea 30:04 I Want To Outlive 33:20 Deputized 35:24 What If We Did Challenges? 37:33 Hey Denver 41:19 Spoon You Just Frosted A Cake With 44:29 Tried To Get Refitted 46:58 The Middle Is Its Own Thing 48:41 One Of Our Birthday Spots 50:43 The First Turd 54:23 Where Would You Go? 56:04 Just Want To Put This Out There 01:01:07 We Joke Around 01:03:40 Evergreen Park 01:06:33 If He Passed Out Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent Pre-Order Sam's New Book - https://www.amazon.com/dp/0593978897/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3I4LOBQ02YIGW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.k5eCApJdjwVfn7hSelWi5VdRMlVrzKa4zf68ficcjcg.tZZOiI0nB0n3kkWiGAbidMQy5yUS_MkvmEIaXp-LXjo&dib_tag=se&keywords=sam+tallent+brut&qid=1769522903&sprefix=sam+tallent+,aps,181&sr=8-1&dplnkId=90401c83-a6a0-4ad4-999e-ece570a5d320&nodl=1 [https://www.amazon.com/dp/0593978897/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3I4LOBQ02YIGW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.k5eCApJdjwVfn7hSelWi5VdRMlVrzKa4zf68ficcjcg.tZZOiI0nB0n3kkWiGAbidMQy5yUS_MkvmEIaXp-LXjo&dib_tag=se&keywords=sam+tallent+brut&qid=1769522903&sprefix=sam+tallent+,aps,181&sr=8-1&dplnkId=90401c83-a6a0-4ad4-999e-ece570a5d320&nodl=1]

Talking With His Toes

SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://punchup.live/samtallent [https://www.samtallent.com/] Sponsors: HIMS - Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ http://hims.com/CHUBBY [http://hims.com/CHUBBY] Cash App - Download Cash App today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g0yurtz9 [https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g0yurtz9] #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App's bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/en-us/card-agreement. Direct Deposit, Overdraft Coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http:///cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth [https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth] This week the boys are all together in Rosemont for episode 300! Sam finds out about the orphan meal accusations, wants Becker to carry a knife, and had to work a button for his little buddy. Nathan saw a dog defy death, clocks a plane going straight up outside, and reminds the fellas that it is episode 300. Becker got chased by a dog. Thank you all for listening to the first 300 episodes, we appreciate every one of you. 00:00 What Was Aquaman's Deal? 01:40 Fly Or? 03:48 Mashed Potatoes And Cries 06:39 Trapped On A Ferris Wheel 10:27 Chased By A Dog Again 13:37 Can I Say What I Said? 15:57 Medium Size Mutt 18:37 Likely Serial Killer 21:28 It's Been Jack The Whole Time 22:49 Dog Over Human 24:24 Big Fat Golden Retriever 29:04 Becker Cam Goal 31:03 DIstant Memory 33:41 Hungover Today 36:19 Upside Down In A Swamp 39:34 Here's What You Do Man 42:20 My Master Stroke 44:32 American Psycho Routine 46:39 Room For Dracula 49:45 Less Than Nothing 52:03 She Was This Kind Of Woman 53:16 Fun Thing To Consider 56:12 300 Free 600 Total 59:35 Jack Becker: Bitch Hunter OR Last Podcast On The Right Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent Pre-Order Sam's New Book - https://www.amazon.com/dp/0593978897/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3I4LOBQ02YIGW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.k5eCApJdjwVfn7hSelWi5VdRMlVrzKa4zf68ficcjcg.tZZOiI0nB0n3kkWiGAbidMQy5yUS_MkvmEIaXp-LXjo&dib_tag=se&keywords=sam+tallent+brut&qid=1769522903&sprefix=sam+tallent+,aps,181&sr=8-1&dplnkId=90401c83-a6a0-4ad4-999e-ece570a5d320&nodl=1 [https://www.amazon.com/dp/0593978897/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3I4LOBQ02YIGW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.k5eCApJdjwVfn7hSelWi5VdRMlVrzKa4zf68ficcjcg.tZZOiI0nB0n3kkWiGAbidMQy5yUS_MkvmEIaXp-LXjo&dib_tag=se&keywords=sam+tallent+brut&qid=1769522903&sprefix=sam+tallent+,aps,181&sr=8-1&dplnkId=90401c83-a6a0-4ad4-999e-ece570a5d320&nodl=1]

Thought It Was A Job Interview

SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://punchup.live/samtallent [https://www.samtallent.com/] Sponsors: Ridge - One thing to pack, five ways to power! Get 10% @ Ridge with code CHUBBY at https://www.Ridge.com/CHUBBY #Ridgepod #sponsored #ad Harry's - Chubby Behemoth fans get the Harry's Plus Trial Set for only $10 at https://www.Harrys.com/CHUBBY #Harry'sPod PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth [https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth] This week Patrick Richardson joins Nathan and Becker. Nathan tells Pat about a house show he's putting on, hips the guys to a new online idiot, and can't enjoy Mel Gibson movies anymore. Patrick is losing trust in the NBA, tells the boys about his time in Detroit, and didn't know a dinner was a date. 00:00 Back Up To 300 02:08 Weight Is Weird 06:18 Orphan Food 08:56 Just Eat Casey's 11:05 Randos Playing Pool 14:17 Live Shrek 17:16 Maybe It's Cope 19:26 Filming? 22:08 A Fix For Airport Outlets 24:14 He's A Little Worm 29:42 Will Chud Say It 32:41 The Hazard Of That Job 35:20 Thwarted Attempts 38:52 Italian Sausage Dip 41:43 Everyday Pizza 43:55 It Needed It 45:48 Business Dinner 48:17 Cell Phones On Belt Loops 50:39 Spraying It 52:44 Jessica Rabbit 54:47 I'm Moving There 01:00:26 Not Allowed On Ever Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent Pre-Order Sam's New Book - https://www.amazon.com/dp/0593978897/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3I4LOBQ02YIGW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.k5eCApJdjwVfn7hSelWi5VdRMlVrzKa4zf68ficcjcg.tZZOiI0nB0n3kkWiGAbidMQy5yUS_MkvmEIaXp-LXjo&dib_tag=se&keywords=sam+tallent+brut&qid=1769522903&sprefix=sam+tallent+,aps,181&sr=8-1&dplnkId=90401c83-a6a0-4ad4-999e-ece570a5d320&nodl=1 [https://www.amazon.com/dp/0593978897/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3I4LOBQ02YIGW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.k5eCApJdjwVfn7hSelWi5VdRMlVrzKa4zf68ficcjcg.tZZOiI0nB0n3kkWiGAbidMQy5yUS_MkvmEIaXp-LXjo&dib_tag=se&keywords=sam+tallent+brut&qid=1769522903&sprefix=sam+tallent+,aps,181&sr=8-1&dplnkId=90401c83-a6a0-4ad4-999e-ece570a5d320&nodl=1] Also Featuring Patrick Richardson and Jake Becker

No Hotel No Ride

SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://punchup.live/samtallent [https://www.samtallent.com/] Sponsors: Hims - Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ http://hims.com/CHUBBY [http://hims.com/CHUBBY] Rocket Money - Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster at http://RocketMoney.com/CHUBBY PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth [https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth] This week the boys are coming together remotely. Sam tell us about a boat comedians confusion and disbelief, remembers meeting with the Mr. Belvedere producers, and asks Becker about getting a sweet ride. Nathan reminds us that zyn is for listening, wants to see the ship clips, and doesn't want to get caught in-between. 00:00 This Moment 01:55 Farewell Tour 03:13 Strange Rabbit Puppet 06:25 Got Surprised 08:32 The Least Revered 11:41 Some Comics Sing For The Closer 14:03 Like That Mermaid 18:11 Weaponizes It 20:21 A Boyish Nurse 23:32 Get 'Im 27:25 They Got A Magnet 28:57 Traditionally Attractive Comics 31:12 Giant Waste Of Time 34:25 Dog With A Blog 37:30 Covered Up 39:55 Keep It Up Boys 41:20 Exposed Manhole 44:23 Perfect Balance 47:11 It's On Their Gloves 51:14 Men Have To Work 53:14 Enjoying The Ownership 55:25 This Is On Me Folks 56:45 Longmont Potion Castle 59:40 Denver Used To Be Cool 01:03:09 New Linen Pants Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent Pre-Order Sam's New Book - https://www.amazon.com/dp/0593978897/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3I4LOBQ02YIGW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.k5eCApJdjwVfn7hSelWi5VdRMlVrzKa4zf68ficcjcg.tZZOiI0nB0n3kkWiGAbidMQy5yUS_MkvmEIaXp-LXjo&dib_tag=se&keywords=sam+tallent+brut&qid=1769522903&sprefix=sam+tallent+,aps,181&sr=8-1&dplnkId=90401c83-a6a0-4ad4-999e-ece570a5d320&nodl=1 [https://www.amazon.com/dp/0593978897/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3I4LOBQ02YIGW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.k5eCApJdjwVfn7hSelWi5VdRMlVrzKa4zf68ficcjcg.tZZOiI0nB0n3kkWiGAbidMQy5yUS_MkvmEIaXp-LXjo&dib_tag=se&keywords=sam+tallent+brut&qid=1769522903&sprefix=sam+tallent+,aps,181&sr=8-1&dplnkId=90401c83-a6a0-4ad4-999e-ece570a5d320&nodl=1]