Codified: "Game Boys, Bidets, and the Parsons Paradox"

Breakfast Burritos and Blind Loyalty #11

In Episode 11 of Codified, Blandy and Clackler serve up a sizzling debate on breakfast delivery systems: burritos, croissants, sandwiches, and the age-old question: does structure beat flavor, or does mess make it magic? Things get toasty. The conversation flips to bad advice they've received (and given), from financial fails to fitness myths, and the Codys unpack how to spot wisdom in a world full of noise. Next up: cheering for a bad sports team. The Codys open their hearts about the pain and pride of sticking with a struggling franchise—because sometimes loyalty isn’t logical, it’s personal. They wrap it all up with a hype session over upcoming shows and movies set to drop in 2026, from long-awaited reboots to original series that look too good to miss. Equal parts hilarious, insightful, and chaotic, this episode proves Codified is the breakfast of champions... or at least the breakfast debate of champions.

Mistakes with Steaks is back with a Special Guest! #10

In this episode, the Codys dive fork-first into life’s burning questions: What’s the best way to cook a steak with special grillmaster Aaron? What song makes you want to want to break your headphones? What car did 8-year-old you think you'd drive when you grew up? And are some life milestones a little… overrated? It’s a fun, off-the-rails ride through childhood dreams, cringy playlists, and hot takes you didn’t know you needed.

Codified: "Game Boys, Bidets, and the Parsons Paradox"

In this nostalgic and hilarious episode of Codified, Blandy and Clackler rewind the clock and revisit their first-ever gaming moments as kids—whether it was getting demolished in GoldenEye or discovering the sweet thrill of Mario Kart domination. The duo shares how those early experiences shaped their love for competition and couch camaraderie. Shifting gears, the conversation tackles the Dallas Cowboys and what they dub the “Parsons Paradox”—a debate around Micah Parsons’ superstar presence and whether he is gone for good. From sports to societal hot takes, Blandy and Clackler dish on what they believe is completely overrated (spoiler: Mother's Day might catch a stray) and what’s criminally underrated—including the glorious invention that is the bidet. It’s a rollercoaster of takes, storytelling, and plenty of laughs as the Codys make the ordinary feel outrageously entertaining. Whether you’re a gamer, a football fan, or just someone who enjoys clean takes (and clean butts), this episode of Codified delivers the goods.

Loch Ness Monster Vs Sasquatch... which is more real? Codified Episode 8

In this week’s episode of Codified, the two average Codys dive into exceptional rants once again—starting with the wild world of sports trades that never happened, including a hypothetical Romo-for-Brady NFL swap. Next, they wade deep into the murky waters of cryptid lore: is the Loch Ness monster or Sasquatch more likely to be real? Then it’s onto a spirited session of restaurant talk—menus, memories, and mild complaints. Finally, they wrap up with some hot takes and popcorn picks in a breakdown of this year’s summer blockbusters. It’s chaotic, passionate, and exactly what you'd expect from the Codys. A huge thank you, truly, to Matt Fisher and the Trinity Street crew in Decatur, TX who hosted us for this episode. You are kind and we are grateful to call you neighbors. Yours Truly, Codified

How do you like your coffee? Is there a left and right Twix bar? Last but not least, why community and coaching matter.

In Episode 7 of the Codified podcast, hosts Blandy and Clackler engage in a lively discussion covering a variety of topics. They begin by sharing their personal experiences and preferences regarding coffee, delving into brewing methods, favorite blends, and the role coffee plays in their daily routines. The conversation then shifts to a fun segment where each host reveals their top four candy picks, providing insights into their sweet tooth indulgences and sparking a debate on classic versus contemporary treats. Beyond these lighthearted topics, Blandy and Clackler explore the importance of community, emphasizing how shared interests and supportive networks contribute to personal and professional growth. They discuss strategies for building and maintaining strong communities, both online and offline, highlighting the value of genuine connections. The episode concludes with a focus on coaching, where the hosts reflect on their experiences as mentors and mentees. They offer practical advice on seeking guidance, the benefits of mentorship, and how coaching can lead to significant personal development. Throughout the episode, Blandy and Clackler's dynamic chemistry and engaging storytelling keep listeners entertained while providing thoughtful insights into these diverse subjects.