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Ep. 12 #squadgoals #blessed

Don't get #fomo! Get out your concealer, Uggs, and a drink to play along to this episode. Join the squad as they reminisce about Kevin, JNCOs, cringe posts, and bi-panic.

A Demon, A Witch, and a Unicorn Walk into 2024

And they're back! It's a new year and the Conduits of Chaos are kicking the door in with the same shenanigans. They share their predictions and hopes for 2024. Warp drive, bar fights, and art museums are included in episode. Cheers!

Ep. 10 Sentient Boob Part 2

Part 2 is finally here with more unhinged comments about female anatomy. We cover the case of Elaine O'Hara. Brace for a break at the end of the episode where we had to rerecord due to damaged audio. Enjoy!

Ep 9. Sentient Boob Part 1

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar that was not rolled by virgin breasts. Just wait for it and for much much more. It's not pretty or good but it is hilarious and we hope you enjoy laughing at these misconceptions men have about the "fairer" sex.

7. Alien Ass Cheeks

What is kink? How do I do kink? The Conduits of Chaos try to answer these questions while thinking of England. No really, it's a thing. Pick a safe word, grab a drink, and don't forget to clear your browsing history.