Ghost Hunter Tom Carr

Ghost Hunter Tom Carr

Well, bless your heart, it's that time o' year again, y'all, and the Critters For Dinner crew, Patton and Jason, are fixin' to bring y'all a hootin'-nanny of a 90-minute special with none other than Ghost Hunter Tom Carr. Now, Tom's about as good ol' boy as they come, with evidence of the afterlife that'll make your hair stand up straighter than a rooster's tail at dawn. He's got audio clips that'll make ya question what's out there in the dark, and pictures that'll have ya sayin', "Well, I'll be darned, that's crazier than a coon dog chasin' a three-legged cat!" So, whether you're a die-hard ghost hunter or just plain ol' curious, you're gonna wanna set a spell and watch this here episode.   Enjoy. MERCH SHOP https://cfd.printify.me/products [https://cfd.printify.me/products]   CASH APP https://cash.app/$CrittersForDinner [https://cash.app/$CrittersForDinner]   Thank you for supporting Critters For Dinner with X's @GeneralPatton83 and @BIGGF00T

Garbage People

Well, howdy y'all! It's Hump Day here in Critterland, and let me tell ya, we're not just any ol' critters, we're the deplorable critters, the garbage people! Yeehaw, come on down and join us for a knee-slappin', tail-chasin' good time. Episode 89's here and it's hotter than a pepper sprout! If ya thought Episode 88 was a hoot, well, darlin', you ain't seen nothin' yet. But if you somehow missed the last one, you best mosey on back and catch up, 'cause it's a real barn burner. Today, we're dishin' on ol' Joe Biden callin' Trump supporters "Garbage People". Now, normally, folks would be up in arms, but down here in Critterland? We're wearin' that label like a badge of honor. Who'd have thought bein' called garbage would be the ticket to the coolest club in town? If I'd told ya last week you'd be proud to be called a garbage person, you'd reckon I was a few fries short of a happy meal. But here we are, and y'all are lovin' it! So, come on over, grab your sweet tea, and let's have a good ol' laugh at the absurdity of it all. Remember, at Critters For Dinner, every day's a party, especially when you're garbage! MERCH SHOP https://cfd.printify.me/products CASH APP https://cash.app/$CrittersForDinner Thank you for supporting Critters For Dinner with X's @GeneralPatton83 and @BIGGF00T

Trump's Rally in NYC as MSG

Howdy y'all, listen up ya Critter Crew! We got ourselves another hootenanny of an episode comin' your way. Now, Patton, bless her heart, done got it in her head we oughta chow down on some kinda grub or worm for supper tonight. Yes, sir, that there's a critter, but ain't nobody's idea of a tasty treat less'n you're a chicken peckin' round the yard. Makes a feller wonder if she's really thinkin' straight 'bout these meals. But hold onto your overalls, 'cause this ain't just any episode – it's kinda a mini-MAGA special! We done jawed 'bout the ruckus over at Madison Square Garden and chewed the fat over that there Rogan-Trump chinwag from last Friday. This election's wilder than a hog on ice, and ain't we all just countin' the days till we can kick our boots off and get back to the good ol' days. Givin' a big ol' shoutout to Carmen today. Love ya more than a coonhound loves a raccoon, girl! Support CFD with these here links: MERCH SHOP:  Y'all can grab some gear right here:  ⁠https://cfd.printify.me/products⁠ [https://cfd.printify.me/products]   CASH APP: Throw a few bucks our way over at: ⁠https://cash.app/$CrittersForDinner⁠ [https://cash.app/$CrittersForDinner]  Follow Patton on X: ⁠https://x.com/GeneralPatton83⁠ [https://x.com/GeneralPatton83]  Follow Jason on X: ⁠https://x.com/BIGGF00T⁠ [https://x.com/BIGGF00T]  We love each and every one of the Critters’ Crew   Enjoy Today’s Show!

Rogan & Trump on JRE

Well, butter mah biscuits, it's finally Fry-day and we're 'bout to git ourselves a humdinger of a hoedown on the TV tonight! First off, y'all hitch up yer overalls and tune into CFD, 'cause that's just the appetizer. Then, get ready for the main course 'cause Joe Rogan’s wrasslin’ up a conversation with none other than President Trump, y'all! That's right, we jawed about it all through today's chinwag. We're sittin' on the edge of our lawn chairs, cooler full of cold ones, waitin' to see how this here interview shakes out. Oughta be more entertainin' than a tractor pull in the mud! Today’s shoutout is the amazing SIVE ❤️ Love ya girl :)  Support CFD with these here links: MERCH SHOP:  Y'all can grab some gear right here:  https://cfd.printify.me/products [https://cfd.printify.me/products]   CASH APP: Throw a few bucks our way over at: https://cash.app/$CrittersForDinner [https://cash.app/$CrittersForDinner]    Follow Patton on X: https://x.com/GeneralPatton83 [https://x.com/GeneralPatton83] Follow Jason on X: https://x.com/BIGGF00T [https://x.com/BIGGF00T] We love each and every one of the Critters’ Crew ❤️ Enjoy Today’s Show!

Trump works at McDonalds

Howdy y'all, what in tarnation is goin' on, Critters Crew? We're plum tickled pink to sling another hootenanny of an episode your way! This here Monday, ol' Patton's cookin' up some possum spaghetti—that's right, ya heard me, possum!—for supper. Then we're fixin' to chew the fat 'bout time travelin'. You wanna mosey back to when dinosaurs was struttin' or zoom ahead to see if we got them flyin' cars yet? Plus, Patton and Jason are jawin' 'bout that there McDonald's what hired Trump to work the drive-thru. Lordy, the memes that sprung from that! It's been a real knee-slapper of a weekend for internet chuckles. Y'all best buckle up, 'cause it's gonna be a wilder ride than a greased pig at the county fair! Support CFD with these here links: MERCH SHOP:  Y'all can grab some gear right here:  https://cfd.printify.me/products [https://cfd.printify.me/products]   CASH APP: Throw a few bucks our way over at: https://cash.app/$CrittersForDinner [https://cash.app/$CrittersForDinner] Follow Patton on X: @GeneralPatton83  Follow Jason on X: @BIGGF00T  We love each and every one of the Critters’ Crew. Enjoy Today’s Show!