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Ep 26 - The Bomb of Gilead

Look up! It's a How Many Four Horsemen emergency pod from our heroes, as they wrestle with the world-ending possibilities of the new special military op in the Middle East. Rudy dives into history - or whatever history can be had during the WiFi outage at the camp - to piece together a new thoroughly-Christian theory of the "justice" of "war" in this day and age.  In Turnt or Burnt, Kristi Noem has been kicked upstairs following an illustrious tenure in DHS, CostCo has begun to offer family-sized family planning services, and a quadruple amputee cornhole champion has been accused of 1st degree murder. Holy Ghosted features call-in / tweet-in requests to have prayers originally rejected by God given a second hearing by Rudy and TJ. This time, teleportation powers have not been granted by the Almighty, nor have prayers for protection of free speech outside these Fruited Plains been answered, nor has healing from the Trump Doctor-Christ AI image been given (yet). © 2026 Cross Vegas

Ep 25 - Cross VegASMR

You deserve a break; so let Rudy and TJ take you on a sensorally stimulating walk through a 2 Timothy 4:3 version of ASMR. Your jangled nerves may never be the same again.  In Turnt or Burnt, your gracious and pugnacious hosts discuss the spiritual angles of the Louvre heist, the apostacy of Marjorie Taylor Greene, the late-arriving imitation of their Praisebots in mainstream Christian Contemporary Music, the Batman-inspired social changes visible on the subway, and the elimination of the activities of the DOGE group in the federal government. How Many Four Horsemen features our heroes diving into the spiritual and apocalyptic signicance of the Qatari military presence in Idaho, corrections to their earlier discussion of the canonization of Carlo Acutis, and the stench of California's Democrat plants (Ginkgo trees, specifically).   © 2025 Cross Vegas

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Ep 24 - Centaur Fielder

Just, sort of, in time for the World Series, your hosts delve into the exhibition of human excellence which is minor and/or major league baseball - but not before giving a well-deserved tribute to the once-popular television show 24. In Turnt or Burnt, Rudy and TJ deliver commentary you can't find anywhere else on such topics as the televangelists who got busted for having slaves, the Hegseth/Trump inspirational speech to the generals, the AI Friend wearable device, Samsung's new ad-serving kitchen appliances, the dangerous inflatables being used to protest in Portland, and some home-town news of the big show in the Las Vegas Sphere: Wizard of Oz in 4D. In How Many Four Horsemen, your rapture-rizzed riders rank the relative reasons to revel in the revelations of Revelation concerning the end of the world last month, the accusations of antichrist being thrown around the tech world, and the worrying divine sign of increased bear attacks in Japan. © 2025 Cross Vegas, LLC