Screen Time, Scurvy & Storming the Castle

Screen Time, Scurvy & Storming the Castle

This week the boys spiral from parental locks, screen time, gambling habits, and bad advice for kids into prison survival logic, cruise ship paranoia, waterfall-climbing fish, and an aggressively stupid plan to storm a Renaissance Faire and crown a new king. Completely unhinged, wildly unnecessary, and exactly the kind of chaos you’d expect.

Kilt Checks, Ren Fair Coups, and Other Night Activities

The crew brings on Keegan and immediately derails into kilts, Scottish family patterns, fortune-telling reality TV, Ren Fair politics, fake teeth, Harry Potter, data centers, EDM nights, and whether Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey might secretly be brothers. It’s loose, chaotic, and very committed to the bit.

Sick, Buzzed, and Full of Opinions

This episode is what happens when the dads probably should have rescheduled but absolutely did not. We bounce from platform meltdowns and day drinking to Sid Caesar, prostate health, short king science, movie arguments, prank stories, backyard upgrades, and a little casual geopolitical confusion for flavor. One of us is sick, one of us is over-served, and none of us stay on topic for more than thirty seconds. Business as usual.

Family Functions, Filthy Hypotheticals & Political Weirdness

The dads are back in rare form as Dan and Grant bounce from headlines and wild hypotheticals to hooker documentaries that should never exist, cousin discourse that definitely should not exist, and the eternal debate over tattoos, ticket prices, and grooming maintenance. Aaron briefly calls in to restore order, fails immediately, and helps steer the show straight back into chaos.

We’re Back and Already Off the Rails

It’s been a while, but we’re back — and naturally we return with zero topics, plenty of nonsense, and full-on Dirty Dads chaos. This episode bounces from life being hectic and public speaking pressure to boomer takes, Camel Cash, late-night TV insanity, weird infomercials, Chuck Norris jokes, Steven Seagal slander, Conan love, and a truly terrible attempt to rebrand the show as “Triple DP.” Exactly the kind of unhinged comeback episode you’d expect from us.