Flippin Sweet Dadcast
’Twas the night before Dadcast, and all through the feed, Not a homie was thirsty—so first, grab your drink with speed. The beer review’s bubbling, the cans give their cheer, As we toast to the season and the end of the year. Then onto rewatchable Christmas flicks we adore— Those movies we’ve seen fifty times, yet still watch fifty more. From Home Alone hijinks to Clark Griswold’s wild night, We’ll debate which one truly hits just right. I’ll take over entertainment, with stories and shows, While Kozy’s on music, where everyone knows He’ll drop jingles and bangers both festive and sweet— Probably something he found at 2 a.m. on repeat. Then Jake with the sports, giving news far and near— Fantasy playoffs? Bowl games? Christmas Day NBA cheer? He’ll break it all down, with that analyst flair, And maybe a stat we pretend we knew was there. Mojangles returns with a Would You Rather delight— Christmas edition, so prepare… it won’t be polite. (Reindeer wrestling or fruitcake eating? No clue.) Whatever it is, you’re choosing… and losing too. Then Kozy’s back grabbing our go-to food orders, Mapping menus like Santa mapping world borders. After that, we climb the great chimney cliffs To carve out our Mt. Rushmore of Christmas Gifts. We’ll sprinkle in a random segment—who knows what’s in store? (At this point in the show, chaos is practically lore.) And then, with a laugh and a final sweet sigh, We’ll wrap up the Dadcast and bid you goodbye.
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