Episode #14 - Self Checkouts, Hall of Fame, & Guy Code

Episode #14 - Self Checkouts, Hall of Fame, & Guy Code

Are self-checkouts ruining society... or are they actually one of the greatest inventions ever? Tyler kicks things off with a One Minute Rant that might not land where you expect. Then the guys build Hall of Fames for a variety of random categories, debating who and what deserves immortal status. Finally, Mike takes the reins for a discussion on the unwritten rules of guy code—covering the words, phrases, and behaviors that no man should ever say or do if he wants to keep his membership card. As always, it's equal parts sports bar debate, Midwest nonsense, and questionable life advice.

Mini-Sode - Toilet Bowl Planters

Mini Episode: In this quick hitter, Frank and Hem dive into one of Wisconsin's most baffling outdoor decorating traditions—the old toilet planter. You know the one: a retired toilet sitting in the yard with flowers growing out of the bowl. Is this a uniquely Wisconsin phenomenon, or are people across the country proudly landscaping with old plumbing fixtures? The guys debate whether it's charming, tacky, or somehow both, while sharing stories and trying to figure out how this became an acceptable form of curb appeal. 🚽🌼

Episode #13 - Beer Caves, Cheese Crimes & Bad Career Choices

This week on Frank & Hem, Mike steps into the One-Minute Rant spotlight before the guys take a trip through some of the most bizarre crime stories Wisconsin has ever produced. From beer cave sit-ins and slow-speed police chases involving heavy machinery to the legendary theft of thousands of pounds of cheese, the boys uncover the kind of criminal masterminds that could only exist in America's Dairyland. Later, Frank and Hem discuss the jobs they'd be absolutely terrible at, proving there are some careers that simply aren't in the cards. Plus, Mike delivers an important update regarding this year's Hodag Festival. It's another episode full of questionable decision-making, Wisconsin weirdness, and the kind of conversations that make you wonder how any of us are still employed.

Mini-Sode - Gas Station Greatness

A quick-hit Frank & Hem mini episode, the guys tackle one of life's most important topics: gas stations. From their favorite stops and go-to hot food bar picks to the red flags that make them immediately turn around and leave, nothing is off limits. Grab a snack, top off the tank, and join the debate on what separates a great gas station from a hard pass. ⛽🌭🥤

Episode #12 - Smart Fridges, Summer Rides, and the Road to Omaha

This week on Frank & Hem, Frank unleashes a One-Minute Rant on the growing epidemic of smart appliances. Why does a refrigerator need Wi-Fi? Why does a washing machine need an app? And when did a toaster become smarter than its owner? The guys then turn their attention to the College World Series, discussing who they're pulling for in Omaha and why. Next, they each rank their Top 5 Modes of Summer Transportation, from boats and bikes to golf carts and everything in between. Frank also provides a quick update on preparations for this year's EAA festivities, including the excitement, chaos, and work that comes with getting ready for one of Wisconsin's biggest summer events. Smart appliances, college baseball, summer transportation, and EAA prep—just another week in the garage with Frank & Hem.