S1E10 - Fallen Angel; or, Mulder's Fine Shyt Era

S1E13 - Beyond the Sea; or GIVE SCULLY AN EMMY!

Grab your file-drawer Cheetos, beware of extremely moist psychics, and join us as we break down The X-Files Season 1 Episode 13: Beyond the Sea! This week on our rewatch of The X-Files, Dash & Melz (longtime fans and couple) and Angel (first-time watcher and Dash’s mom) meet Scully’s dad, played by Don S. Davis, better known as Major Garland Briggs from Twin Peaks. He is alive for all of 90 seconds. What follows is a grief-soaked reversal where Mulder is the skeptic, Scully wrestles with belief, and Gillian Anderson and Brad Dourif enter an act-off where they're both winning. We talk about Scully burying herself in work, Mulder not being untouchable, and Luther Lee Boggs, a man that will kiss ya or kill ya, depending on the day. Along the way, we get more evidence that Mulder is a proto-gooner, tell funeral impostors to stay away from Scully and get a job, decide that being exe-CUTE-ed means getting licked to death by adorable kittens, and imagine Scully asking an ice cream server for a flavor that can commute a death sentence. We also discuss Julie Strain sword fellatio, Cher going to Harry Potter for cosmetic surgery, and the great nipple drought of 2008. If you’re reading this, you’re a friend! Questions, suggestions, hypnoregressions? Drop us a line at ⁠GenXFilesPod@gmail.com⁠.

S1E12 - Fire; or, Horny Mulder vs. Doctor Flame

Grab your lightly toasted Mulder-scented candle, watch out for strange British men, and join us as we break down The X-Files Season 1 Episode 12: Fire! This week on our rewatch of The X-Files, Dash & Melz (longtime fans and couple) and Angel (first-time watcher and Dash's mom) meet Phoebe Green, Mulder's old flame, and unfortunately for Scully, it's a whole thing. This episode gives us tuxedo Mulder, shirtless Mulder, jealous Scully, Victorian linebacker lips, and the canonical revelation that Mulder and Phoebe apparently boned on Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's grave. We're also dealing with Cebob, a firebug who stalks the Marsden family, smokes three cigarettes at once for the children, and generally behaves like a man who should not be allowed near anything remotely flammable. Meanwhile, Doctor Flame shows up as the FBI's horniest arson expert, a deeply strange man that we are pretty sure wants to have sexual relations with fire. Along the way, we ask who undressed Mulder, wonder why these parents keep forgetting about their children, invent Mind Movers, discover Angel's understanding of Rule 34, debate how many times you can free Willy before realizing Willy is the problem, and somehow end up discussing public domain Mickey Mouse porn. If you're reading this, you're a friend! Questions, suggestions, hypnoregressions? Drop us a line at GenXFilesPod@gmail.com.

S1E11 - Eve; or, Mulder Gets Psyopped by Murder Children

Grab your nearest Diet Coke, check it for digitalis, and strap into a straitjacket with us as we break down Season 1 Episode 11: Eve! This time on our rewatch of The X-Files, Dash & Melz (longtime fans and couple) and Angel (first-time watcher and Dash's mom) take on a classic bicoastal killer kid clone case! Mulder unfortunately meets two murderous, hyper-intelligent little weirdos who know exactly how to play him like a fiddle, clocking his "UFO guy" energy instantly. Along the way, Melz does bimbo research, we find out that Dash may have been an alien this whole time and Angel reveals herself as a clone sympathizer. From a surprise Deep Throat bush appearance to Goo Mulder licking for his lady, this one's a banger! If you're reading this, you're a friend! Questions, suggestions, hypnoregressions? Drop us a line at GenXFilesPod@gmail.com.

S1E10 - Fallen Angel; or, Mulder's Fine Shyt Era

This week in our rewatch of The X-Files, sneak with us through the tall grass as we uncover the truth behind season 1, episode 10: Fallen Angel! Join Dash & Melz (long-time fans and couple) and Angel (first-time watcher, Dash's mom) as we find out just how much bigger the game is than Mulder realizes. We’re talking orchestrated cover stories, bureaucratic thumbs on the scale, UFO nerd micro-celebrity, and the truth getting snatched away the second Mulder gets close to it. Also: Max Fenig nerdmogs the world's biggest dork, an exhausted Scully has to rescue Mulder once again from the consequences of being Mulder, Mom celebrates her first birthday thanks to airtight podcast math, Melz considers whether aliens could be made of lemons, and we introduce Producer Carl. If you're reading this, you're a friend. In this episode, we mention our friends Diana and Terry. If you’d like to donate to Angels of Assisi in their honor, you can do so here: angelsofassisi.networkforgood.com/projects/245843-general-donation Questions, suggestions, hypnoregressions? Drop us a line at GenXFilesPod@gmail.com

S1E9 - Space; or, Gen X-Files Celebrates 2 Millenniums!

This week on our rewatch of The X-Files, grab your best ancient Roman wine and moonwalk your way though season 1, episode 9: Space with us! Join Dash & Melz (long-time fans and couple) and Angel (first-time watcher, Dash's mom) as we look back fondly on our first 2000 years of podcasting! It's not all fun and games this week, though, as Mulder meets his biggest hero only to find that he's a flawed human (alien?) just like anyone else. Mom spills so many secrets this week: everything from the truth about Santa Claus, to Dash's real dad, and the amazing story behind how Mulder and Scully "blammed the clam". Along the way we also uncover more about Mulder's anti-animal astronaut activism, discover Michael Jackson's space explorer era, and dig through Mulder's alien porn collection. If you're reading this, you're a friend! Questions, suggestions, hypnoregressions? Drop us a line at GenXFilesPod@gmail.com!