#18: Superhuman Workshops, Blinking Pyramids and a Poop Knife!

#20: ICE Raids, Tylenol Tantrums and Electric Dreams: Real Talk with Daz and Dave

G'day GOML Army and welcome to another episdoe of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast. Tune in for a mix of laughter, commentary, and a healthy dose of skepticism as we navigate the wild landscape of modern culture. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and join the GOML Army on social media! THANKS FOR LISTENING, AND REMEMBER: IF YOU SEE SOMETHING RIDICULOUS ONLINE, WE WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT! WANT TO CONTRIBUTE? SEND US YOUR RECOMMENDATIONS FOR CONTENT VIA EMAIL OR JOIN OUR DISCORD COMMUNITY! OUR LINKS-> [https://linktr.ee/gomlarmy] 00:00:00 - Dinner Outfit Debate 00:00:53 - Podcast Intro and Theme Song 00:01:18 - Welcome to Episode 20 00:02:02 - Contact Information and Social Media 00:02:23 - Dave's New Motorbike Story 00:05:46 - Life Advice: Beg for Forgiveness 00:06:20 - Trump and Tylenol Controversy 00:08:13 - Crazy Tylenol Guy 00:11:28 - ICE Raid and Job Application 00:13:26 - Gen Z vs. Gen Zed 00:16:00 - Trans Kids and Parental Influence 00:22:18 - Kinder Stories and Innocence of Kids 00:24:22 - Australian Wisdom on Coal and Electricity 00:27:15 - Daniel Alexander's Disappearance 00:30:12 - Dear Dave: Celiac Disease and Mother-in-Law 00:35:12 - Listener Email from Blake 00:37:03 - Outro and Final Thoughts #GetOffMyLawnpodcast #Molly #Tylenol #Panadol #Advil #Nurofen #DonaldTrump #JFKJr .#DanielAlexander #Celiacdisease #Climatechange ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

#19: Crocodile wrestling, Karmic Orgies and the Legend of Lupus Moonhowl.

G'day GOML Army, and welcome to episode 19 of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast! 🎙️ From Gen Z's petrol station anxiety to a man trying to join a wolf pack, Episode 19 of Get Off My Lawn is packed with laughs and surprises. Tune in for a mix of laughter, commentary, and a healthy dose of skepticism as we navigate the wild landscape of modern culture. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and join the GOML Army on social media! Want to contribute? Send us your recommendations for content via email or join our Discord community! THANKS FOR LISTENING, AND REMEMBER: IF YOU SEE SOMETHING RIDICULOUS ONLINE, WE WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT! OUR LINKS-> [https://linktr.ee/gomlarmy] TIMESTAMPS 00:00:00 - Stubby Holder Collection Rules 00:00:51 - Rite of Passage at Outback Pubs 00:02:18 - Podcast Introduction and Hosts 00:03:11 - Gavin McGuinness Confusion 00:04:38 - Callback to Telephobia Segment 00:05:15 - Young Drivers Nervous at Petrol Stations 00:08:50 - Gen Z Petrol Station Anxiety 00:09:47 - Scrolling into Stupid: Introduction 00:10:09 - R Word Controversy 00:12:24 - Farmer Fran 's Sporn Crop Satire 00:15:35 - CNN and Occupied Democrats Fall for Satire 00:18:47 - Wolf Furry Mauled by Real Wolves 00:22:07 - Stone Skimming Championship Cheating Scandal 00:27:42 - ICE Jacket Prank at Home Depot 00:30:31 - Scrolling into Stupid: Conclusion 00:30:42 - Cooked Unit of the Week: Mike Holston 00:33:59 - Mike Holston Wrestling Crocodiles 00:36:01 - Mike Holston 's Illegal Zoo and Legal Issues 00:42:18 - Mike Holston 's Snake Encounter 00:45:08 - Mike Holston Allergic to Animals 00:50:25 - Dear Dave: Karmic Orgy Dilemma #Trigender #Superhuman #vegan #poopknife #newpodcast #indiepodcast #comedy #comedypodcast #Indiepodcast #deardave #orgies #orgy #mikholston #getoffmylawn #gavinmcguiness #ice #cookedunit ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

#18: Superhuman Workshops, Blinking Pyramids and a Poop Knife!

G'day GOML Army, and welcome to episode 18 of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast! 🤔 What does it mean to be trigender? And how do you become superhuman with a $2,000 workshop? Find out in the latest episode of Get Off My Lawn, where we explore the strange and funny side of social media trends and the weird individuals involved. Plus, we introduce our new segment, Cooked Unit of the Week , where we highlight the most outrageous characters making waves online. Tune in for a mix of laughter, commentary, and a healthy dose of skepticism as we navigate the wild landscape of modern culture. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and join the GOML Army on social media! Want to contribute? Send us your recommendations for content via email or join our Discord community! THANKS FOR LISTENING, AND REMEMBER: IF YOU SEE SOMETHING RIDICULOUS ONLINE, WE WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT! OUR LINKS-> [https://linktr.ee/gomlarmy] #Trigender #Superhuman #vegan #poopknife #newpodcast #indiepodcast #comedy #comedypodcast #Indiepodcast #deardave #eesystem #thelightsystem #tashpeterson ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

#17: Bar Tales, Telephobia and Nunchuck Life skills.

G 'day Goml Army! Welcome to Episode 17 of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast, where we dive into the quirks of social media, millennials, Gen Z, and anything else that makes us laugh. Join us as we navigate through a series of hilarious and bizarre stories. Full of Nunchcuks and dillusional f*cks. So, plonk yourself down in your favourite chair, put on some headphone, grab a glass of what ever takes your fancy and join us for some mid level mirth and mediocre advice. THANKS FOR LISTENING AND WE'LL CATCHYA NEXT EPISODE. OUR LINKS-> [https://linktr.ee/gomlarmy] VIDEO LINKS: Curry Cobain https://x.com/chatmusiccc/status/1927033060740010312 [https://x.com/chatmusiccc/status/1927033060740010312] Town Hall crazy https://www.tiktok.com/@thesavagevic/video/7292232146201218346 [https://www.tiktok.com/@thesavagevic/video/7292232146201218346] Telephobia https://youtu.be/wYZ4zdCPjAE?si=hiCNecFzakHHjPJa [https://youtu.be/wYZ4zdCPjAE?si=hiCNecFzakHHjPJa]  What’s going on in. NSW? 2GB NSW education memo https://www.instagram.com/reel/DLT-ElWvVaI/?igsh=MWRrZWx1ZjUxdHV1cA== [https://www.instagram.com/reel/DLT-ElWvVaI/?igsh=MWRrZWx1ZjUxdHV1cA==] Dilusional Trans https://x.com/BGatesIsaPyscho/status/1931001554833740020 [https://x.com/BGatesIsaPyscho/status/1931001554833740020] Trans Dating https://x.com/AntiWokeMemes/status/1934370834606424261 [https://x.com/AntiWokeMemes/status/1934370834606424261] Real women don't scratch their balls. Quasimodo https://x.com/BGatesIsaPyscho/status/1928471475813568921 [https://x.com/BGatesIsaPyscho/status/1928471475813568921] WTF Gay Dogs https://www.instagram.com/reel/DKzZ4eFI-6B/?igsh=NXNvZnJjeWJsZ2do [https://www.instagram.com/reel/DKzZ4eFI-6B/?igsh=NXNvZnJjeWJsZ2do] Mortal Instruments https://x.com/LibOrNormal/status/1934234011171217556 [https://x.com/LibOrNormal/status/1934234011171217556] Woke Dad-Great start coffee cart https://www.instagram.com/the_great_start_coffee_cart/ [https://www.instagram.com/the_great_start_coffee_cart/] 2 Kilns, over 10k donated and not much toshow for it. Tape measure https://www.tiktok.com/@the_shoe_fits/video/7520314145196068126 [https://www.tiktok.com/@the_shoe_fits/video/7520314145196068126] What the fuck are you measuring with that? Main Character-Nunchuck Tylor https://www.youtube.com/shorts/74wp8Q2DJK0 [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/74wp8Q2DJK0] Are you upset? https://www.youtube.com/shorts/z4ZtLTqGr3c [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/z4ZtLTqGr3c] Doom Blast from the past https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIkwVDfyR8Z/ [https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIkwVDfyR8Z/] #Podcast #Comedy #SocialMedia #Millennials #GenZ #Mukbang #Telephobia #Transgender #NunchuckTyler #DanielAlexander #GetOffMyLawn #woke ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

#16: Fake Flavours, Falcon Utes and VB Spiders

G'Day GOML Army and welcome back to Episode 16 of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast! In this episode, we dive into a variety of humerous topics that are sure to entertain and provoke thought....and some nausea.From the absurdity of pizza-flavored snacks to the quirks of Tourette's Uber drivers, we've got it all covered. Plus, we introduce a new segment and a New game: "Scrollin' into Stupid" and "The Boomer Translater Game". So, plonk yourself down in your favourite chair, put on some headphone, grab a glass of what ever takes your fancy and join us for some mid level mirth and mediocre advice. THANKS FOR LISTENING AND WE'LL CATCHYA NEXT EPISODE. OUR LINKS-> [https://linktr.ee/gomlarmy] TIMESTAMPS 00:00:00 - Pizza Flavored Snacks Rant : Hosts discuss their disdain for pizza-flavored snacks and how they don't taste like actual pizza.  00:02:40 - Podcast Introduction : Introduction to the "Get Off My Lawn" podcast, hosts Darren and Dave, and their social media handles.  00:04:15 - Weekly Recap : Darren and Dave talk about their uneventful week and briefly mention a rugby match.  00:04:27 - Callback to Previous Episode : Discussion about a controversial statement from a previous episode regarding redheads.  00:07:17 - Redhead Fetishization : Hosts discuss the fetishization of redheads and share personal anecdotes.  00:11:42 - Boomer Translator Game : A new segment where Dave tries to translate Gen Z slang into Gen X speak.  00:16:19 - Scrolling into Stupid : Introduction to a segment featuring bizarre and funny internet finds.  00:17:09 - Tourette 's Uber Driver: A humorous look at an Uber driver with Tourette's syndrome.  00:20:00 - Scottish Tourette 's Driving Lesson: A Scottish girl with Tourette's takes a driving lesson, leading to hilarious interactions.  00:24:05 - Baylen 's Tourette's: Discussion about Baelin, a Tourette's influencer, and her frustrations with people mimicking her tics.  00:32:31 - Baylen 's Cameo: Baelin's Cameo service and the cost of her personalized videos.  00:35:19 - Ford Ute Critique : Comedian Chris D'Elia criticizes an iconic Australian Ford Ute, leading to a passionate defense from the hosts.  00:39:19 - Chris D 'Elia's Comedy: A critique of Chris D'Elia's stand-up comedy and his use of crowd work.  00:41:19 - Will It Spider? : Introduction to Russ.eats, who tests various drinks to see if they make good spiders (floats).  00:48:09 - Russ.eats Cake Review : Russ reviews a Woolies Mud Cake, finding it disappointing despite eating half of it.  00:51:19 - Plant-Based Bailey 's Review: Russ reviews a plant-based Bailey's drink, giving it a positive rating. 00:52:24 - Conclusion of Scrolling into Stupid : Wrapping up the segment with a positive note on Russ.eats.  00:52:34 - Teaser for Next Episode : A teaser for the next episode featuring AI-generated content. 00:53:20 - Woke Dad Ai 00:54:10 - Dear Dave 01:00:16 - Outro- Sign off #wokedad #woke #chrisdelia #tourettes #genz #boomer #genx #ai #fordute #baylen #uberdriver ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.