Rogue Uni Days & The One That Got Away 💔

Best Positions, Bad Decisions & One Crazy Date with Bernie Moreira

Welcome back to another massive episode of Girls Next Door! This week, we are making history because we have our first-ever male guest climbing through the window! We are joined by none other than Portugal’s own TikTok superstar and ‘community boyfriend’, Bernie Moreira. We didn’t give him a second to breathe before jumping straight into a rapid-fire game of Red Flag, Green Flag. From good morning texts after a first date to having absolutely no social media, Bernie gives us the ultimate unfiltered guy’s perspective. Plus, he finally answers the age-old question: Who is the bigger red flag between the two of us? And yes, his answer completely shocked us. Later in the episode, things get a little unhinged as Bernie settles a game of Which Sister?, calling out who is most likely to date someone purely for their looks, who would date a significantly younger guy and who is actually the hardest to date. Finally, we dim the lights for a legendary D&M session. Bernie shares an unbelievable, jaw-dropping dating story involving a ‘Let Them Know’ anonymous STI text notification that you truly have to hear to believe. We also dig deep into modern dating culture, the pressure social media puts on women’s appearance, why men struggle to be vulnerable and his controversial philosophy on why missionary is the absolute best position of all time. Bernie was such an open book, and we couldn’t have asked for a better first male guest. If you haven’t already, make sure to like, subscribe and send this episode to all your friends, because that’s what good neighbours do! Let’s get into it!

The Dark Side of Byron Bay & First Date Fireworks 🥵

Neighbours! In this episode of Girls Next Door, the girls are back (literally) and feeling the physical toll of their wild lifestyle. Steph recounts a catastrophic back injury triggered by a simple treadmill walk that left her "laugh-twerking" in pain on a lift floor. The trip down memory lane doesn't stop there. The girls dive into their chaotic "Van Life" days in Byron Bay, featuring encounters with machete-wielding neighbours, mysterious cult leaders, and a local eccentric known for humping bicycles. Later, they tackle tough listener dilemmas in the Sealed Section and Confessions: * The Travel Trap: A concerned father writes in about his daughter’s romance with a "douchebag" traveler. * The Seven-Year Itch: A listener wonders if a lack of shared ambition is a dealbreaker in a long-term relationship. * First Date Philosophies: The group debates the merits of having sex on the first date to test chemistry immediately. Finally, the episode wraps up with a hilarious "Horror Story" involving a Spring Break festival, a desperate need for a bathroom, and a very unfortunate shoulder ride. Enjoying the show? Don't forget to like, subscribe, and send this episode to all your friends because that's what good neighbors do!

Rogue Uni Days & The One That Got Away 💔

In this massive episode, the Girls Next Door are officially stepping into their business girl era! But before they launch their secret business later this year, a nostalgic drive through Hawthorn sends them completely down memory lane. Get ready for some incredibly wild, hilarious, and triggering stories from their university days. From awkward college lock-ins and accidental bathroom interruptions to legendary pranks involving a Shrek soundtrack, this episode covers it all. Plus, they read some hilarious listener confessions including a shared house drama featuring laxatives in the milk, and a full-blown murder mystery. Finally, they answer a deep-dive dilemma from a Spanish listener asking, "Am I auto-sabotaging my relationship, or am I just not that into him?" They weigh in on relationship pressures, friendship group dynamics, and why you should never force yourself to conform. Enjoying the show? Don't forget to like, subscribe, and send this episode to all your friends because that's what good neighbors do!

Steph's Hot Date Hijacked & A Footballer Friendzoned 😬

Grab a glass of red wine, girls, because this week's debrief is absolutely chaotic. Steph finally went on that highly anticipated dating-app date, but she wasn’t expecting a third wheel to completely hijack the night. Enter: a 60-year-old human behavior researcher who decided to use the guy sitting next to them as a live case study. We break down the literal facial features of a psychopath, why he asked for a kiss at the most awkward moment possible, and the exact etiquette of first-date kissing.Plus, we open up the voicemail inbox for a listener story titled "The Midnight Massacre" and trust us, it involves a wild turn of events that no first date should ever face. In this episode, we cover: * The Ultimate Third Wheel: How a stranger evaluated Steph's date right in front of his face. * Psychopath Checklist: The asymmetric facial features and "dead eyes" to watch out for. * "The Midnight Massacre": A listener's horror date involving a surfboard injury and a very panicked mother. * Highway to Hell: Why you should always check exactly how far away your date lives before getting into the Uber. * The Sealed Section: Holly and Steph recount the time they accidentally stumbled into an exclusive, adults-only Melbourne event and the awkward run-in with someone from their brother's school. * The Alpha Friendzone: Steph explains how she aggressively "shacka’d" and "friendzoned" a high-profile AFL footballer. Follow & Subscribe! If you love the chaotic energy, make sure to like, subscribe, and send this to your besties. Have your own horror date story? Slide into our DMs or send us a voicemail to be featured on the next Golden Hour segment!

Steph’s Secret & First Time Nightmare feat. Morgan Mitchell

Welcome back to the neighborhood for a massive milestone Episode 10! The energy is electric this week as Steph and Holly Davey are joined in the studio by two-time Olympian, twin mum, and absolute powerhouse Morgan Mitchell. The girls kick things off with a hilarious trip down memory lane, unpacking the reality of how they all actually met through their exes back in their shared Collingwood days.  The unfiltered conversation rolls straight into a massive, unforgettable "Sealed Section", but the real shockwave hits when the girls expose Steph’s best-kept secret. Her past life playing in the Lingerie Football League (LFL). Steph recounts the peak hilarity of trying to keep her push-up-bra-and-camoflage athletic career completely hidden from the staff at the school where she taught, leading to an incredibly funny confrontation with a 6'8" former AFL ruckman. Things wrap up with a wild, laugh-out-loud "After Dark" segment featuring listener confessions. It’s an episode packed with laughs, banter, and zero filter.  Don't forget to like, subscribe, and share with your neighbours!