It's a New Episode a.k.a. Episode 16

Slap And Sniff

Episode 19 features stories about a dildo attack, the secret to longevity, and royal UFO pilot.

Would You Like To Cuddle?

The 18th episode of this politics-free newscast features stories about rats on birth control, a guy doing weird things with sheep, and a woman doing weird things with an airplane.

A Robot, an Emperor, and a Castration Club

Episode 17 delves into news about cocaine sharks, a memorial for a discarded sex doll, and a couple that puts the fun in "funnel." Plus, "News From The Cosmos," "The Masturbation Minute," and a special report about a castration club.

It's a New Episode a.k.a. Episode 16

Hear about the music that people are listening to while having sex, a prediction about the downfall of humanity, and the discovery of dicks on Mars.

The Episode Known In Some Circles as 15

Stories about International Masturbation Month, troubling news about Grandma, and more indecent exposure on Episode 15 of Grant Random Reports The News.