Ashes & the Star-Crossed King: P1 - The One With the God Teeth and the Vampire Ick

CC: Earth & Blood - P2: The One Where Nicole Becomes the Viper Queen

Join the Lit Sisters, Marisa and Nicole, as we ask the real questions—like why Bryce is paying $10k for illegal demon salt like it’s a Sephora haul, and whether “stakes on the table” means dinner or danger (spoiler: both). Nicole auditions as the Viper Queen, Marisa rebrands wind powers as “get the f*ck away from me” energy, and we all agree: nothing says love like getting punched in the face by your vegan bestie. It’s messy, it’s magical, it’s mostly us roasting fictional people.

CC: Earth & Blood - P1: The One Where Everything Was Fine… Until It Wasn’t

Join us for the next episode of High Tales with the Lit Sisters, where your favorite duo, Marisa and Nicole, dive into Crescent City — and yes, we’re talking tattoos with trauma, dresses that scream ‘daddy issues,’ and Bryce ghosting emotional intimacy like it’s her side hustle. There’s drug-fueled clubbing, a bookstore run by an enchantress who might turn you into a lizard, and then… things escalate. Let’s just say some chapters should come with a trigger warning. If you know, you know. Come for the fantasy, stay for the sass. Light it up, bitch! Ch. 1-15

Ashes & the Star Cursed King: P3 - The One Where the Speech Smells Like Shit but Kinda Works

Join us for the next episode of High Tales with the Lit Sisters, where Marisa and Nicole unpack sewer-scented strategy, battle prep via bang, and why inspirational speeches hit different when you’re crusted in feces. There are tattooed maps, mystery aunts, a maybe-naked Nyaxia who is definitely not thrilled her husband’s teeth were turned into a cursed necklace, all while Araya casually — and very slowly — strolls through destiny as everyone else is actively dying. If your love language is murder and your week starts on “Shitday,” this one’s for you.

Ashes & the Star Cursed King: P2 - The One with the Unicorn Herd and the Not-So-Innocent Wing Massage

Join us for the next episode of High Tails with the Lit Sisters, where Marisa and Nicole dive into Araya’s vampire trauma, magic struggles, and a wing massage that’s definitely not just physical therapy. We explore the emotional wreckage of murdery dads, manipulative gods, magical breakdowns, and the kind of shirtless vulnerability you only get from emotionally unavailable vampires. Somewhere between unpacking vampire politics and generational curses, we spiral into a rooftop party recap and uncover that our family isn’t just extra. We’re a whole damn herd of unicorns stampeding through Wrigleyville.

Ashes & the Star-Crossed King: P1 - The One With the God Teeth and the Vampire Ick

Join the Lit Sisters, Marisa and Nicole, as they dive into the creepy vampire baby town of La Whore™ (yes, we said it), debate who keeps god teeth and why that’s horrifying, and try to redefine murder—well, Nicole does, while defending Raihn with the passion of a morally confused public defender. Marisa is still mad (rightfully), but has downgraded Raihn from “enemy of the state” to “doghouse occupant.” We also host a much-needed seminar for men—and vampires—on what “the ick” is, how to spot it, and why wearing your girlfriend’s dead dad’s crown definitely qualifies.