Saint Agnes, a child bride who blinded a bunch of dudes

Saint Cecilia, a diva who was surprisingly hard to behead

This episode has EVERYTHING: a human husband, a gullible brother-in-law, a flaming angel, freakishly fragrant flowers, buried heads, a raging house party, the world’s strongest neck, and a suspiciously fresh corpse.  Season 1 of Holy Shit shines a light on Slayed Queens — the girl bosses and baddies of yore, whose face cards never declined … but often got them killed. This week’s slayed queen is Saint Cecilia, a virgin Christian martyr who knew how to hold a tune. Subscribe for a serving of saintly scaries, check out the show’s site [https://holyshitshow.buzzsprout.com/2406783], and follow the pod on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/theholyholyshitshow/] for dumb memes, martyr mood boards, crime scene paintings, and more holy shit! Fasha, can you hear me? Text the show! [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2406783/open_sms]

Saint Agnes, a child bride who blinded a bunch of dudes

This episode has EVERYTHING: ancient Rome, a Law & Order SVU-worthy storyline, a creepy kid straight out of a Stephen King adaptation, an imaginary boyfriend, unparalleled hair growth, pretty privilege in action, and tons of blood. Season 1 of Holy Shit shines a light on Slayed Queens — the girl bosses and baddies of yore, whose face cards never declined … but often got them killed. This week’s slayed queen is Saint Agnes, a virgin Christian martyr who was dying to get married. Subscribe for a serving of saintly scaries, check out the show’s site [https://holyshitshow.buzzsprout.com/2406783], and follow the pod on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/theholyholyshitshow/] for dumb memes, martyr mood boards, crime scene paintings, and more holy shit! Fasha, can you hear me? Text the show! [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2406783/open_sms]

Saint Margaret, a shepherdess who beat the shit out of a demon

This episode has EVERYTHING: an endearing mother-daughter duo, lots of sheep, a dragon with IBS, a demon ass beating, an earthquake, an empathetic executioner, and a floating head. Season 1 of Holy Shit shines a light on Slayed Queens — the girl bosses and baddies of yore, whose face cards never declined … but often got them killed. This week’s slayed queen is Saint Margaret, a virgin Christian martyr who didn’t take any shit. Subscribe for a serving of saintly scaries, check out the show’s site [https://holyshitshow.buzzsprout.com/2406783], and follow the pod on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/theholyholyshitshow/] for dumb memes, martyr mood boards, crime scene paintings, and more holy shit! Fasha, can you hear me? Text the show! [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2406783/open_sms]

Saint Christina, a tween influencer who took, like, a week to kill

This episode has EVERYTHING: a tween influencer, questionable parenting practices, unwanted incense, precious metals, property destruction, possible Parseltongue, a traumatizing haircut, and a dozen attempts at murder. Season 1 of Holy Shit shines a light on Slayed Queens — the girl bosses and baddies of yore, whose face cards never declined … but often got them killed. This week’s slayed queen is Saint Christina, aka Saint Christine, a virgin Christian martyr who was super good at staying alive. Subscribe for more saintly scaries, check out the show’s site [https://holyshitshow.buzzsprout.com/2406783], and follow the pod on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/theholyholyshitshow/] for dumb memes, martyr mood boards, crime scene paintings, and more holy shit! Fasha, can you hear me? Text the show! [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2406783/open_sms]

Saint Barbara, a virgin who couldn’t drive, but could totally fly

This episode has EVERYTHING: a defiant daughter, a freak father, a fairytale tower, an extreme home makeover, a life-changing spa stay, so many swords, and a double homicide by lightning.  Season 1 of Holy Shit shines a light on Slayed Queens — the girl bosses and baddies of yore, whose face cards never declined … but often got them killed. This week’s slayed queen is Saint Barbara, a popular Christian martyr with an eye for design.  Subscribe for a serving of saintly scaries, check out the show’s site [https://holyshitshow.buzzsprout.com/2406783], and follow the pod on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/theholyholyshitshow/] for dumb memes, martyr mood boards, crime scene paintings, and more holy shit! Fasha, can you hear me? Text the show! [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2406783/open_sms]