The Slutty Hokey Pokey

Tell Me When You See The Gorilla

So often, eldritch knowledge lies encoded in ancient, innocuous texts. Returning guest Matthew Rangel learns that the hard way, as we discover that EMI/Chrysalis recording artists Go West have laid the most devious of traps in the music video for their breakout 1990 hit single, "The King Of Wishful Thinking".

The Slutty Hokey Pokey

It's part two of The Dead Hour, and things are getting testy. Does the Darve Marthews Band make an appearance? Does Ethan confidently misidentify an Ambrose Bierce story as being by Nathaniel Hawthorne? Do the boys get cancelled no less than ten times in the space of a single episode?! Find out in this cursed evocation of the weaponized incompetence and utter contempt for their audience of Scott Coleman and Daniel Iske!

A Bloomin' Onion Of Sadness

Episode 5 is a particularly cursed specimen--it's season 1 of Scott Coleman and Daniel Iske's 2010 horror anthology series The Dead Hour, promoted as a spiritual successor to such classics as The Twilight Zone. Guest Ben Goza and I find that to be somewhat misleading.

An Inordinate Amount Of Seminal Fluid

Lo, a savior is born! Come celebrate his arrival in the most appropriate way there is--with part 3 of our coverage of Night Killer, a 1990 slasher movie set during Christmastime. Guest Craig Dickey and I make a joyous sound with our voices as--wait, no, that's shrieking. That's just shrieking.

That's A Euthanasia Right There

Part 2 of Night Killer! Craig's mind is starting to come unmoored! Numbers! Numbers shall be our salvation! Numbers shall restore order to reality! NUMBARRRRGGGGHHHH