Granny Crashes Bike Race, Chainsaw-Waving Shirtless Man, and Ethical Squatting

Massage Gun On Tired Eyeballs, Neighborhood Pooping Vulture Assault, and Drag Queen School Board VP Arrested For Child P*rn

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:45) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:52:42) Insane Week In Review (01:07:13) Genius Awards (01:16:07) Closing We've all had tired eyes and we typically treat them with drops. Except this Scottish man who thought a massage gun worked good enough on his muscles he thought he would give it a go on his bare eyeball. For 8 months. Vultures have discovered suburbia and are wining and dining ...and pooping...on everything. A school district in NY thought it was not going to be a problem to have a self-described and proud DRAG QUEEN on their school board to serve as a Vice President. What could go wrong? In this Midweek BONUS Episode.... * Scottish Man Uses Massage Gun On His Tired Eyeballs—It Went As Well As Expected * A Lot of “Pork” Was “Dumped” Onto A State Highway As Pigs Scramble Following Big Rig Roll-Over Crash * Chinese Mushrooms Cause Hallucinations That Make You See Tiny People * SHOCKFACE! NY Drag Queen and School Board VP Arrested on Child Porn Charges * Proteinmaxxing Trend Has Left Supermarkets Short of—Cottage Cheese * Hamptons Mansion Gets an Unexpected Pool Guest: An Uber * MD Woman Angry Over Taco Bell Wait Time Flashed Gun, Challenged Workers to Fight Outside * Woman Dumps Date Who Wanted To Take Home Her Leftovers * How Do You LOSE a GIRAFFE? “Gracie” Missing For Nearly 2 Weeks—$5,000 Reward Offered—Before Being Found 4-mi From Home * Man Comes Out Of House To Find 2 Kangaroos In An All-Out Slugfest * A 96-y/o TikTok Star Claims She’s Being “Kicked Out” Of Nursing Home Over Wild Parties * WV Woman Tried To Steal Vehicle While Leaving Her 5-y/o Son Alone * Naked North Carolina Man Interrupts Morning Commute Along I-85 In GA * Florida Man LITERALLY Runs Circles Around Deputy During Traffic Stop * Florida Man Conducts Traffic Stop On Undercover Sheriff’s Deputy * Good News: No Brain Cancer—Bad News: You Have LIVE WORMS * Neighborhood Under Attack...By Pooping Vultures * Convenience Store Workers Laugh Knife-Wielding Thief Out Of The Store * Can A Waffle House Window Be Too Delicious? One Lawsuit Says Yes * NJ Middle School Recalls Yearbooks After Hitler Baby Photo Discovered * God Makes People Eat More Junk Food: Allegedly More stupidity from the most recent current events in the Insane Week In Review and our weekly 7 stupendous winners in this week's Genius Awards! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support [https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss]. Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane [https://t.me/InsaneErikLane]   (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon [https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&musicTerritory=US&ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU]! This episode includes AI-generated content.

Noah Kahan's Philly Poopgate, Hungary Hospital Worker's Human Appetite, and A Poop Soup Predicament

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:35) A Piece of My Mind (00:06:37) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:17:45) Canadian Town Recognizes Trees as Living Beings with Civil Rights (00:22:25) Woman Locked In Doctor's Office After Being Forgotten At Appointment (00:27:16) Man Falls into Vault Toilet at CA Camp While Trying to Retrieve Sunglasses (00:33:33) Mutant Sewer Rats With Poison Resistance Spreading Through Major US Cities (00:40:30) A Hospital Worker—In HUNGARY—Took Body Parts Home, Ate Them (00:45:07) Contraband Criminal: There's No Way He Could’ve Fit All That In His @$$ (00:48:49) Noah Kahan begs Philly fans to ‘go to the bathroom’ after audience member POOPS on the venue floor…‘Please dear God’ (00:53:34) Ask Pancho (01:05:10) Insane Game Show (01:22:46) Coming Next Episode (01:25:45) Closing When a big-time pop star has to scold his audience about going to the bathroom, you know he did a show in Philadelphia. A perfect true-life movie script involving a hospital worker from Hungary who has an appetite for human remains. And how much are sunglasses worth to you if you drop them down the hole in a primative vault toilet? Enough to spend 14 minuntes in poop soup waiting to be rescued? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", has the scoop on poop this week! In this Weekend Episode... * [A Piece of My Mind…] America Turns 250—And We’re STILL Stupid! * Canadian Town Recognizes Trees as Living Beings with Civil Rights * Woman Locked In Doctor's Office After Being Forgotten At Appointment * Man Falls into Vault Toilet at CA Camp While Trying to Retrieve Sunglasses * Mutant Sewer Rats With Poison Resistance Spreading Through Major US Cities * A Hospital Worker—In HUNGARY—Took Body Parts Home, Ate Them * Contraband Criminal: There's No Way He Could’ve Fit All That In His @$$ * Noah Kahan begs Philly fans to ‘go to the bathroom’ after audience member POOPS on the venue floor…‘Please dear God’ This week there's 2 questions that are the same...but different dealing with outdoor summer fun and string bikinis that Pancho will wrestle with giving a salient answer. And play along with Pancho in the weekly Insane Game Show! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support [https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss]. Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane [https://t.me/InsaneErikLane]   (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon [https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&musicTerritory=US&ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU]! This episode includes AI-generated content.

Granny Crashes Bike Race, Chainsaw-Waving Shirtless Man, and Ethical Squatting

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:52:49) Insane Week In Review (01:02:52) Genius Awards (01:19:56) Closing Grandma goes rogue on a mobility scooter & causes total chaos in a cycling race when she plows into the stream of bicyclists. Police respond to reports of a shirtless man in Indiana that's in the middle of traffic waving a chainsaw at passing motorists. And who needs to worry about paying rent when you can cop a squat in abandoned buildings with the owner's permission. The only thing is you have to move when you're told to. In this Midweek BONUS Episode... * AL Couple Get into On-Camera Beef With Customer who Left 1-Star Review About Their New Ice Cream Shop * DoorDash Delivery Robot In AZ Rolled Through Active SWAT Scene * A 6-y/o Boy on a Class Field Trip Found a 1,300-y/o Viking Sword * Jilted 31-y/o PA Woman Arrested For Sending Live Bugs To Professor * Nearly Naked Miami Man Breaks Into Apartment * Shirtless Indiana Man Arrested For Waving A Chainsaw At Passing Cars * New TLC Dating Show Features A 4-Ft. Exotic Dancer * Clavicular Launches 'Looksmaxxing' Summit—Live Botox, Fillers and 'Mog Battles' * Taco Shop Karen Has Unhinged Meltdown Over Mexican Restaurant Owned by 2 White Brothers * NY Restaurant Blasted for Publicly Shaming Customers With Tipping Demand * 'Ethical' Squatter Who Hasn't Paid Rent in 15 Years Convinces Homeowners He's Doing Them a Favor * Little Old German Lady Drives Her Mobility Scooter Straight Into Bike Race * OH, DEATH! Graveyard Dating Is Trending With Gen Z * Scottish World Cup Fans Drink Boston Bars Dry, Creating Beer Shortage * FL Mental Health Therapist Office Has Gone “Batty” With Over 50 LIVE BATS Living Inside * The ‘Stinky’ Sauerkraut Diet Is Trending Within The Trump Administration * Airline Passenger BITES A Fellow Flier On A Plane To Philadelphia * FL Mom Attacks Fellow Pickleball Player With A Paddle For Critiquing Her Son's Play * Police Charge 85-y/o FL Man For Street Racing In His Favorite Car * OK Family's Golden Retriever Brings Live Armadillo Into Their Home * Alaska Man Let His Parakeets Mate Uncontrollably—Dozens Need Homes There's plenty of stupidity in this week's current events so you can get up to date with the Insane Week In Review as well as find out who did the most stupendous stupidity in this week's Genius Awards!! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support [https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss]. Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane [https://t.me/InsaneErikLane]   (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon [https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&musicTerritory=US&ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU]! This episode includes AI-generated content.

Maple Syrup Motor Oil, LingeRAT Panties, and Cheddar Roast Beef Herpes

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:41) A Piece of My Mind (00:05:11) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:25:07) FL Man Replaces Nissan’s Oil With Maple Syrup—Says It RUNS BETTER (00:30:06) Robot In China Seen ON ITS KNEES Begging For Cash So It Can Recharge (00:34:13) Australian Designer Sparks Controversy with Real Taxidermied Rats Sewn Onto Underwear (00:39:26) Transgender Woman Injects Uncertified Silicone into Her Face Every Day with Disastrous Consequences (00:43:49) Australian Woman Learns Her Uncle Was Actually Her Father and Best Friend Her Sister (00:47:10) Students Tried To Expose Teacher's OnlyFans Account To Get Better Grades (00:51:24) OK Arby’s Employee Accused of Giving Herpes to a Customer (00:55:39) Ask Pancho (01:07:16) Insane Game Show (01:23:33) Coming Next Episode (01:31:50) Closing People are going to extreme to save money these days when it comes to automotive maintenance. And one FL Man thinks he can save money & enjoy the comforting aroma of maple syrup...in his car's engine. Some people are going to extreme in clothing as well. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will introduce you to “Rat Oddity Gizzard” from the "Land Down Under". Imagine seeing your girlfriend or wife pimped out in lingere made with real, sewn-in taxidermied RATS onto her panties. If that doesn't enhance your libido, neither will dinner at a particular McCurtain Co., OK Arby's Restaurant where an employee not only spit into a customer's Roast Beef Sandwich, but gave that customer herpes. Also as a surprise bonus, "Pancho" get a formal introduction to his 'possum that has been shacking up under his back deck. In this Weekend Episode... * [A Piece of My Mind…] Are Phones the Cause of the Declining Birth Rate? * FL Man Replaces Nissan’s Oil With Maple Syrup—Says It RUNS BETTER * Robot In China Seen ON ITS KNEES Begging For Cash So It Can Recharge * Australian Designer Sparks Controversy with Real Taxidermied Rats Sewn Onto Underwear * Transgender Woman Injects Uncertified Silicone into Her Face Every Day with Disastrous Consequences * Australian Woman Learns Her Uncle Was Actually Her Father and Best Friend Her Sister * Students Tried To Expose Teacher's OnlyFans Account To Get Better Grades * OK Arby’s Employee Accused of Giving Herpes to a Customer "Pancho" answers a couple of questions given to him about how to deal with issues involving children such as who's to blame for a kid flunking 6th Grade: The School or the parents... and how to deal with a bullying problem involving a kid who's mom is dating his teacher... Plus you can play along with "Pancho" with the Insane Game Show to see if your stupidity is worse than his! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support [https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss]. Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane [https://t.me/InsaneErikLane]   (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon [https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&musicTerritory=US&ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU]! This episode includes AI-generated content.

Flight Attendant Butt Smack, A Bahama Brawl Cruise, And Kool-Aid Pineapples

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:57:31) Insane Week In Review (01:11:19) Genius Awards (01:21:41) Closing A man from Indiana gave the butt smack heard 'round the world when he was passed over for drinks on a Delta flight, sending the flight attendant lurching forward. For that stupid stunt, the entire plane returned to the airport & he was escorted off. On a cruise ship to the Bahamas, one family chose this location for a full-on family feud that was carried over into the local police station & sent one officer to the hospital. Kids these days are eating their fruit. Pinapples to be exact. Soaked in Kool-Aid with enough sugar to preseve a Civil War Battlefield. In this Midweek BONUS Episode... * Undefeated Lacrosse Team's Championship Dreams End in Controversy After Players Punished Over Fake Cigars * Delta Flight Forced to Land After Passenger Smacked Flight Attendant's Butt * (Young and Stupid) Teens Caught Riding on Top of SUV Going 40 MPH * UK Woman Incorporates Dog’s Ashes Into Eyeliner Tattoo * 414 Alligators Removed From Disney World Since Toddler's Tragic Death * FL Man Wants The Return Of His Beloved “Sandra”, A 7-Ft. Shark, Following Porch Theft * American Cruise Passengers Busted for Bahamas Brawl—Including a Woman Who Threw a Chair Through a Window * CA Prankster Glues 200 Doors Shut At High School—Caught On Video * WY Ghosts Steal Laundry Detergent From Motel Laundromat * Nurses 'Secretly Keep a Bad Baby Name Book' to Make Fun of Parents' Bizarre Choices * Druggie PA Trucker Calls Cops On Self For Cocaine Use * Handyman Converts a Pink Barbie “Dream Car” That Runs On $3 of Gas * Social Media In A Sugar-Shock Over “Kool-Aid Drip Jar Pineapple Spears” * Drunk Driver Led Police On Chase Through An Active Ironman Race * FL Man Shows Up At Traffic Stop Claiming To Be The Driver's Lawyer * Pasadena Officer Fired After Accidentally Shooting Colleague * Real Estate Agent Finds Arkansas House Overrun With Snakes * Airport Officials Find 150 Venomous Scorpions In Man’s Luggage * A CA Amazon Driver Seen on Camera Taking Cat from Home Now Insists the Animal Is His * Tourist Sues Over ‘Serious’ Injuries Eating McMuffin * Police Dress As World Cup Mascots To Bust Drug Dealer There's the latest up-to-date current events with all the latest stupidity in the Insane Week In Review as well as our weekly "winners" who have been christened with our Genius Awards! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support [https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss]. Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane [https://t.me/InsaneErikLane]   (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon [https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&musicTerritory=US&ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU]! This episode includes AI-generated content.