What the government wants you to know about crypto [II Bathroom #19]

Why Now? Venezuela and the U.S. Playbook [II Bathroom #20]

The us government wants to do more than just provide a nice safe home for your crypto and rules of the road to keep the industry nice and tucked in (albeit with a uzi under the pillow). They also want to liberate and bring freedom to Venezuela and its president who is threatening not to recognize the results of the election.....by a US president who totally has never done that. With the News on Jan 3rd that the US has made decisive military action we pivot from digital rules to America's favorite industrial complex as we unpack why the U.S. suddenly seems very interested in Venezuela again. Spoiler: it’s not because we missed the arepas.In this episode, we break down the strategy and logic behind U.S. involvement in Venezuela—from energy security and geopolitical positioning to why failing states become irresistible chess pieces the moment global supply chains get shaky. We talk oil (obviously) and why Venezuela maps to stabilization, extraction, and the present moment in US politics. Along the way, we ask: * Why now? * Who actually benefits? * And how many times can the U.S. claim it’s “helping” before everyone stops believing it? As always, this is a tangent filled cacophony of slightly unhinged conversation about empire maintenance, moral gray zones, and why Venezuela’s fate says more about America than it does about Venezuela. No conspiracy boards. No flag-waving. Just geopolitics, incentives, and the uncomfortable reality that power hates a vacuum—and America really hates when someone else fills it first.

What the government wants you to know about crypto [II Bathroom #19]

Well I hope you enjoyed a blast from the past before we disappeared off the face of the earth. Tragic remembered his password and as a sorry he brought a new victi- Expert into the bathroom to talk about the 2 most polar opposites, Crypto and rules. The figureheads of Americas laws has decided to make a decision about crypto currency. Like with all laws it is written densely and, as we are about to discuss , enforced rather loosely. No one's got the time to care about what the words are..... so I read them all and its time for me to teach you all the tips and trick. From who ways to DDOS your way into following less laws to what counts as a "Dog coin" This episode covers the Clarity ActGenius bill and Anti CBDCC bill. Strap on and join us in THE COMEBACK of your favorite stupid genius's.

[Classic episode] Return of the Weeb Woes [II Bathroom #18]

The studio is quiet. The inbox is full. And everyone’s on hiatus. But sometimes, when things slow down, old ghosts knock on the mic. This week, while the rest of the crew takes a breather for work (and probably mental health reasons), Bathroom and Tragic return to where it all began: Weeb Woes—the very first episode they ever recorded back in 2021. There are no bits. No wild crypto pitches. No political satire. Just two friends revisiting the strange intersection of nostalgia, identity, and anime. In this re-airing and reflection, we talk about: * IDF remember lol listen to the episode It’s a time capsule, a soft reboot, and a quiet love letter to the early days of this show—and to the people listening who’ve been with us since it was just rambling in a bedroom mic. If you’re feeling lost, burnt out, or just too online, this one’s for you. and u gey

The Lost Audio Files on Wealth [II Office #3]

Ever wanted to hear a brilliant, nuanced breakdown of Worldcoin and the future of global crypto economics... with only half the conversation? Well, you’re in luck. This lost audio file captures a call between Bathroom and Tragic where, unfortunately, Tragic’s audio is missing. What’s left is a slightly unhinged, one-sided attempt to explain why getting rich off Worldcoin might be harder than convincing your grandma to scan her iris for tokens. In this surreal solo mission, Bathroom reacts to unheard Tragic commentary like a psychic medium who’s really into DeFi. We talk about: * Why Worldcoin’s “free money” model isn’t as free as it sounds * And whether Bathroom is just talking to himself or has unlocked a new form of crypto schizophrenia It’s awkward. It’s unfiltered. It’s tragically missing Tragic. But it still might be the most important financial discussion you’ll ever hear in mono. Come for the wealth talk, stay for the chaos. Because sometimes, the only thing more unstable than the crypto market... is the recording setup.

Diddy Oil in the Closet [II Closet# 8]

Dang I think I got all my money taken away- I mean, I have so much money from my last episode. Enough money in fact I think I will engage in illicit crimes and trafficking and get away with it like diddy. This week, we open the velvet-rope closet and take a flashlight to the oil-slicked mess behind the media mogul once known for shiny suits and “can’t stop, won’t stop” energy. From the allegations that shocked the industry to the eerie silence from his peers, we break down the timeline, the reactions, and the parts that feel a little too well-timed. Is this karma, coincidence, or corporate chess? We explore: * How power, wealth, and nostalgia cloud accountability * And the uncomfortable question: what happens next? Pill wonders if we’re witnessing the end of an era—or just the end of the NDA cycle. Tragic, meanwhile, wants to know how many celebrities are watching this unfold while clutching burner phones and wiping hard drives. This isn’t conspiracy—it’s commentary. Expect a thoughtful, unsensational breakdown with just enough humor to keep your soul intact. Because sometimes, the closet isn’t just where you keep the skeletons—it’s where you store the oil.