THEN I’M THAT

I’D KISS THE WEREWOLF AFTER HE EATS CHINESE FOOD

Chaney and Robert are back in the studio (apartment). Robert’s cowardly plan to call out of work inspires a new business. Chaney trades guitar playing for having long nails. It’s decided pale people are at the top of the hotties list and some presidents may be middle of the list (politics aside). Robert shops his demos and Chaney shops in other countries for dog sculptures (for Robert) . Listen to the end and they’ll send you on your way. - Rusted Root

THEN I’M THAT

The idiot twins consider becoming the idiot triplets after Shia LaBeouf’s arrest in Nola. Chaney’s into OutKast and they’re BOTH into Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman. Paris Hilton’s mom loses it (Shia style) after a DJ won’t play MJ. Politics are put aside while the hotness of Chet Hanks gets considered. Chaney goes to Puerto Rico and Robert writes a song about it. Robert gets assaulted with extra money and Chaney gets in trouble for not being vegan. When you’re done listening, will you follow Alec Baldwin’s wife on Instagram….please?

IS THIS THING ON?

Surprise! LBPGL is back with a laundry list of things to jock about. Robert spoils the plot of Mrs. Doubtfire and Machine Gun Kelly spoils life with his bad Michael Jackson impression. Chet Hanks tries go country and is still somehow better than Will Smith’s depression freestyles. Chaney rides shotgun with Maggie and it’s decided that Jake is the jerk of the Gyllenhaals. A cat meows throughout this episode (but still somehow is better than Will Smith’s depression freestyles).

MAINE PARTY LINE

Take a short walk to the chowder house with Robert, Chaney, and their not so special guest, Sydney. You’ll learn about Syd’s collecting habits and Robert’s barren walls. Listen to the end to find out how to graduate college illegally and how far Chaney would go to sleep with Glenn Close!

STAY WOKE W/ SYD DOYON

Please welcome Robert’s old friend and Chaney’s new friend, Sydney Doyon. These three geek out on Pokemon, the glory days of Nintendo, and Star Wars hot or nots. If you close your eyes it’ll feel just like you’re riding the hotel shuttle bus to Comic-Con! Robert shares ideas on technology and Syd shares the scummiest thing he’s ever done! Chaney has raccoons at their window and the Tasmanian Devil in their heart. Howard Stern gets a pass and Syd gets a rash. Recorded live in Portland, Maine. This episode is dedicated to Carrie Fisher.