My Wife Killed Punxsutawney Phil On Groundhog Day!

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On the special Valentine's Day edition of the Lorenz and Friendz Podcast, Gwen Pytel returns for some for prank calls and riveting tales from the bizarre Catholic K-8 we suffered through. Listen to stories about our useless school nurse and the religion teacher, a schizophrenic nun who loved calling us stupid! All of today's prank calls are Valentine's Day themed. High-pitched Norm calls the escape room to ask if him and his wife can make love during their game. Rose the smoker customizes a hateful Valentine's Day card for her mother. Finally, the owner of the mental patient halfway house asks a psychic if his grandmother is seeing one of the housemates behind their back. Tune in for the latest and greatest episode of LAF!

Can We Pay Extra To Slam The Piano Lid Down On Your Fingers?

Luca and I are back for the sixth installment of the Lorenz and Friendz Podcast! In addition to discussing the weird ass movies our college professors made us watch during our film study classes, we have three hilarious new prank calls guaranteed to crack you up! High-pitched Norm tries to order homemade dog treats for his wife. Rhett, the southern man, calls the escape room (again) to let the host know that one of the mental patients is planning on proposing to his grandma. Finally, Rose and Ma return, as they contact a man selling a piano on Craigslist and ask if they can pay extra to slam the lid down on his fingers. So, stop whatever you're doing and tune in!

My Wife Killed Punxsutawney Phil On Groundhog Day!

Happy one-month anniversary to us! Episode 5 of the Lorenz and Friendz Podcast is live with a new guest co-host, Lucrezia Mozzato, who joins me for three of the craziest prank calls we've done to date! Rhett Parkins, the southern man, signs his grandma up for horseback riding lessons, even though she is deathly afraid of horses. The decrepit principal of a low-budget Catholic grade school calls to order a bag of sprinkles from a local cupcake baker, and then tries to pay with meth. And finally, Norm makes a return to celebrate Groundhog Day with a call to a therapist, where he reveals his wife fell on and killed Punxsutawney Phil! You won't want to miss this hilarious episode of the Lorenz and Friendz Podcast!

The Grim Reaper Will Not Take My Mother With Him

On the fourth episode of the Lorenz and Friendz Podcast, Gwen Pytel returns to assist me with three hilarious prank calls! Rose, the chronic smoker, calls a grocery store manager to see if they can give her 115-year-old mother a job against her will. An idiotic stoner requests a sexy portrait of him and his elderly girlfriend from a painter. And, Rhett, the owner of the halfway house for insane asylum fugitives, calls the escape room to inform the host to throw away all of the Valentine's Day gifts they give her. You won't want to miss this awesome new episode!

Can You Give Me Swimming Lessons In My Bathtub?

The third episode of the Lorenz and Friendz Podcast is upon us! I'm joined by a new special guest co-host, Gwen Pytel, who I've known for 17 years! Being trapped in a subpar Catholic grade school for eight years together has given us A LOT to rant about: the uneducated teachers, having recess across the street from a neighborhood full of drug dealers, and fighting with our classmates every day! And get ready for more hilarious prank calls! Norm, the high-pitched male, calls a swim instructor to ask if she can teach him how to swim in his bathtub. A Russian filmmaker tries to coerce a young production assistant into starring in porn. And, the owner of a house for insane asylum fugitives tries to book a birthday party for his Grandma at an escape room. Tune in for a hilarious start to your weekend! Instagram: @lorenzandfriendzpodcast Available On: Spotify, Apple Podcast, Anchor, YouTube