MAN ON FILM: SAVAGE FILM REVIEW
[https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f525/72.png] MAN ON FILM EPISODE #52: MORTAL KOMBAT 2 — FINISH HIM… OR AT "FINISH" A BETTER SCRIPT! 0_O [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f525/72.png] MR. XCELLENCE AND MR. CARAVAGGIO ENTER THE ARENA FOR MORTAL KOMBAT 2, AND BABY… THE FATALITIES WERE FLYING, THE FAN SERVICE WAS FAN-SERVICING, AND THE THEATER WAS PACKED WITH GAMERS, TWUNKS, INCELS, TOMBOYS, AND EVERYBODY WHO EVER YELLED “GET OVER HERE!” AT A SEGA GENESIS. [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f32a_fe0f/72.png][https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f3ae/72.png] THIS SEQUEL COMES IN SWINGING HARDER THAN THE FIRST ONE — MORE CHARACTERS, MORE CHAOS, MORE BARAKA TEETH, MORE SCORPION SMOKE, AND CARL URBAN SHOWING UP LIKE, “FINE, I’LL SAVE THE MOVIE MYSELF.” BUT WHILE THE FIGHTS HAD SPARKS, THE SCRIPT HAD XCELLENCE ASKING ONE VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION: “WHO WROTE THIS WEAK SAUCE WITH A MAGIC HAT AND FLOATING LAVA ROCKS?” IN THIS EPISODE, WE GET INTO: [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f525/72.png] JOHNNY CAGE FINALLY ARRIVING [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1fa78/72.png] COLE YOUNG GETTING WRITTEN OFF LIKE A BAD TAX DEDUCTION [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/2694_fe0f/72.png] BARAKA NEEDING WAY MORE SCREEN TIME [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f9ca/72.png] SUB-ZERO, SCORPION, AND THE “GET OVER HERE” ECONOMY [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f3a9/72.png] KUNG LAO’S HAT ALLEGEDLY BEING MJOLNIR [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f3ae/72.png] MORTAL KOMBAT VS. MARIO ON THE VIDEO GAME MOVIE CHART [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f602/72.png] WAKANDA HAND-CLAP ALLEGATIONS [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f480/72.png] AND WHY MORTAL KOMBAT 2 MIGHT BE THE FLAG FOOTBALL VERSION OF MORTAL KOMBAT IS IT FUN? YES. IS IT BETTER THAN THE FIRST ONE? ABSOLUTELY. IS THE STORY STRONG? BABY… FINISH THAT THOUGHT YOURSELF. IT’S BLOODY, NOSTALGIC, RIDICULOUS, LOUD, SASSY, AND SOMEHOW STILL NOT VIOLENT ENOUGH FOR TWO MEN WHO CAME TO SEE SPINES GET REMOVED WITH CUSTOMER SERVICE. MORTAL KOMBAT 2 GETS OVER HERE… AND MAN ON FILM GETS INTO IT. [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f525/72.png][https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f3ac/72.png] FINISH HIM? MORE LIKE POLISH THE SCRIPT FIRST. WELCOME TO MAN ON FILM, A SAVAGE, UNFILTERED MOVIE REVIEW SHOW HOSTED BY ARTIST AND CULTURAL COMMENTATOR ANDRE XCELLENCE! THIS ISN’T YOUR TYPICAL FILM PODCAST — WE BREAK DOWN CINEMA WITH STYLE, SASS, AND SAVAGE TRUTH. FROM BLOCKBUSTERS TO CULT CLASSICS, STREAMERS TO THEATRICAL DROPS, ANDRE SERVES SHARP OPINIONS AND BLAZING TAKES — WHETHER HE’S PRAISING A MASTERPIECE OR DRAGGING A FLOP BY ITS WIGS AND WIGS ALONE. THINK EBERT MEETS BALLROOM. SPIKE MEETS JOAN RIVERS. [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/16.0/2b50/72.png]️ MOVIE REVIEWS. [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/16.0/1f3a5/72.png] CULTURAL COMMENTARY. [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/16.0/2728/72.png] SAVAGE PERSPECTIVE. IF THE THEATER HAD A CONFESSION BOOTH, THIS WOULD BE IT! CONTACT US: ANDRE@XCELLENTMUSIC.COM ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.
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