Episode 5 - Menopause, The Grocery Store & Why Instacart Exists

Episode 7 - Planet Earth: Menopause Edition — A Midlife Nature Documentary

Menopause Makes Us Matriarchs: Lessons from Nature’s Female Powerhouses Host Misti Graham argues that menopause is a powerful “level up,” using examples from matriarchal animal societies to challenge stereotypes about midlife women. She recounts a 75-year-old trophy hunter, Ernie Doscio, who paid $40,000 to hunt in Gabon and was trampled by five female elephants protecting a calf, noting elephant herds are led by experienced matriarchs and highlighting the “grandmother effect” in elephants and orcas. She describes orca pods off Spain and Portugal ramming and sinking yachts since 2020 (over 500 incidents), framed by scientists as a learned game led by post-reproductive female leaders. She contrasts male lions’ idleness with lionesses’ hunting and protection, then cites female dominance in spotted hyenas, ring-tailed lemurs, bonobos, and bees, concluding that women’s experience and reduced tolerance for “bullshit” make them more valuable in midlife.

Episode 6 - If Men Had Menopause

Host Misti Graham humorously re-imagines a world where men experience menopause as a literal medical reality, arguing it would spark outsized cultural, corporate, and medical responses. She riffs on men’s “man flu” stereotype to describe how hot flashes would become “power surges” prompting office evacuations, polar-zone cooling installations, and branded “alpha” products, while sleep disruption would trigger emergency calls, sleep labs, and fast-tracked drugs. A small libido dip becomes a nationally subsidized crisis with Andro Max, retreats, and concierge services; weight gain and back pain are rebranded as “recalibration” with celebrity coaches and specialized vehicles; brain fog becomes “cognitive flux” with HR accommodations and pricey diagnostics. She imagines a global “seven-year revolution” of menopause bars, mist stations, and rage rooms, contrasting it with women handling menopause with grit, humor, and sisterhood, and ends with a call to follow, share, and review the podcast.

Episode 5 - Menopause, The Grocery Store & Why Instacart Exists

Host Misti Graham welcomes listeners to Menopause on the Mic and humorously frames a quick grocery run as a live simulation of perimenopause/menopause symptoms. She describes being overwhelmed by brain fog, hot flashes, mood swings, and overstimulation as each aisle becomes a trigger or coping mechanism: bonding with produce, relying on pre-cut fruit for safety, buying aspirational bagged salad, treating eggs as “ticking time bombs,” self-medicating in the bakery, overanalyzing spices, spiraling in the cereal aisle, freezing up at the deli counter, distrusting probiotics in the yogurt section, and seeking relief in the wine aisle and freezer section. The trip culminates in a stressful self-checkout struggle, coupons, and a public emotional breakdown, ending with reassurance that listeners aren’t alone and a reminder that some days Instacart is the best option.

Episode 4 - Menopause Called…She Took My Sleep and My Sanity.

In this episode of 'Menopause on the Mic,' host Misti Graham humorously delves into the sleep disturbances experienced during menopause. Through vivid storytelling and witty observations, Misti describes the shift from a once restful sleep to sleepless nights spent overthinking and feeling restless. She highlights the absurdity of midnight thoughts, the futile advice from others, and the weird behaviors resulting from extreme sleep deprivation. Ultimately, she emphasizes the importance of solidarity among women enduring menopause, assuring them they are not losing their minds, and inviting them to find comfort and laughter in shared experiences.

Episode 3 - The Midlife Libido Mystery: Where Did It Go And Should I File A Report?

The Midlife Libido Mystery: A Hilarious Investigation In this episode of 'Menopause on the Mic,' host Misti Graham delves into the humorous and chaotic journey of a midlife libido mystery. Misti takes listeners through a detective-style investigation with comical analogies and relatable scenarios, examining the disappearance of libido during menopause. From hormonal suspects and exhaustive detective work to midlife-approved sex positions and a toolkit for survival, this episode provides laughter and solidarity for anyone navigating the hormonal labyrinth of midlife. Join the Menopause Mafia for an episode packed with wit, wisdom, and wild midlife confessions.