fuck columbus day.

episode 8(did ya miss me??)

looooook, life has been life'ing me but i am back. major announcements coming soon. but this week we're gonna unpack some icky ass nurses getting fired, drake and his 42 rangs, chrisean and bluefaces catastrophe of a show, r. kelly and the last thing he has left to give; the audacity, my stoner sister brittany griner being released and subjected to who knows what, diddy you ARE the father, derrick raggedy ass jackson and his divorce, dj wackademics coming for women once again cus he wants to have a vagina(convinced), scammy sammy friedman extradited back to america, and the trial of the new millenium; MEG VS MINI MAN AND RAGGEDY ROACH!

episode seven

it's halloween whoreeeees. we're gonna talk blac chyna being an alleged trafficker, jake paul and these rigged ass cash grab fights, nick cannon and his 2838272828th child that's on the way, ashanti speaking he truth after 20 years of being dragged through the mudd by irv gotti, steve lacy and how the whites he wished he knew wanted him are showing out at his concerts, rihanna makes music for wakanda, tory the troll doll lanez on house arrest for assault and we're all shocked(not really.....), another stupid ass tik tok challenge that cost some kids their lives and why you need to put ya kia in the garage sweets, prince harry unloading the clip on his whole family and telling them to basically kiss his royal ass, the best and some of the not so best halloween lewks, chrisean and blueface saga continues and of course another update on the one and only kanye.

episode six

it's episode six bitches. we're gonna discuss billy ray rascal and this achy breaky discovery about him, tyler perry's 9 millionth reason why, yung joc getting ghosted after sending the wrong person his funds, madonna says kiss the ring clowns, matt barnes gf's bby father says "YOU NOT THEY DAD!!! AND YOU TREATING EM BAD!! UGLASSS NOODLEHEAD", what organs you need to relieve yourself of to be able to go see beyoncé on tour next year, everyone cutting ties with kanye and him empowering crazies to come out with recent statements, and kylie jenner stars in a new film; 12 YEARS A SIDE BITCH, and how travis scott clearly has been reading the book of tristan thompson and practicing his gospel.

episode five

it's episode fawking five. let's talk about why brad pitt may have given the family a wine bath, spitting, mono, and why sex education needs to be brought back, THE jamie foxx being denied into cardi b's birthday, a tiger queen coming for joe exotic's spot, the tragic saga of blueface and chrisean continues, 250 million reasons why kanye needs to shut the hell up, how a youtube confession lead to a possible 75 year prison sentence, netflix being raggedy per usual, latto being bullied by regina george's predecessor nicki minaj, and why steve lacy and others of the coon crew say "no coloreds allowed" and defend the whites like their lives depend on it.

fuck columbus day.

episode four whoressssss. let's talk about lyfe jennings serenading none other than jeffrey dahmer, how these celeb divorce lawyers are thriving cus everyone is breaking up, druski made a lil jokeski that may get a hit put on him, brad pitt or bad girls club, chrisean rocks for brains leaking her tapes with blueface, blake griffin's (definitely his, look at the kid) possible baby with ex porn star lana rhoadesthatdicknowshebouttorideyoutothebank, swizz beats cheeks and alicia here are your keys allegedly invite lala "honeynut cheerios" anothony into their relationship , saweetie gets her lick back, kodak yuck disses miss macchiato i mean latto, jt and cardi beef fall out publicly, and how i have to let my idol go because he's unhinged.