Chef to Table, Mystery Box Leftovers and EXAi

Chef to Table, Mystery Box Leftovers and EXAi

Instead of ordering food, now you can order a chef and they'll cook for you right in your humble abode. A mystery box truck of leftovers for low income families to grub on, and an AI that has been trained as your EX and programmed to keep you broken up at all costs.

Shoe Socks, Glasses Caddy, Snake Beer, and The Beer Golf League (TBGL)

Socks for wearing over your socks for when you're in shoes, a Caddy that lives in your Meta glasses, an attachment for beer cans for gimme putts with suction you've never seen before and a Beer Golf League with the greatest shuttle of all fucking time

DRAVA, Big Swap, 60 Days Soft and Fake it till you Make It

Driving Strava - set your fastest mile time. Big swap - ever want to do a big swap with someone else's life? Pay us and you can do whatever you want, porking wives is on the table. Pay to do 60 days soft as hell so you stop being such a fucking degenerate. A Fake it till you Make It TV Show where you can potentially lose by pretending to be gay or whatever

Tan-Off, Girl Story Earplugs and Dog for a Day

Want to be less tan? Use Tan-Off. Ever wish you could filter out all of the ramblings of ladies telling stories? We got you covered. And finally, a heartfelt business where you rent local shelter dogs for one day, but if they don't come empty then no fucking deal.

Life Tamagatchi, Heist Simulator, and BOOTERS

A Tamagatchi that controls your life, build your own simulated heist, and the best new restaurant in town BOOTERS