Stephen Stephen was the problem.

Full of sausage at the nunnery - Ep 18

Lynn and Sephe in the season finale of 'My Index to Sex'. We could say that this week they focus on long-term client relationships, peculiar family traditions, and the eccentric quirks of loved ones, or it would be equally valid to say that they take us from drunken cartwheels at a castle to sardine emergencies! 😀 00:00 Introduction and Welcome 01:18 Reflecting on the First Season 01:47 Listener Feedback and Future Plans 03:03 Special Client Story 04:12 Escorting Anecdotes and Challenges 06:45 Travel Tales and Misadventures 11:26 Awkward Client Expectations 15:40 Navigating Relationship Dynamics 16:00 A Discussion on Vulnerability and Shame 19:04 The Turks and Caicos Incident 21:14 Reflecting on Annoyances in Relationships 23:03 Sardine Stories and Family Quirks 27:10 Memorable Vacations and Lifelong Friendships 30:09 Concluding Thoughts and Season Farewell This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit mitspodcast.substack.com [https://mitspodcast.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

Mucky Pete and the backdoor barrister - Ep17

Lynn and Sephe are back on a particularly hot day (though not in a sexy way). Lynn worries about the challenges of escorting when the weather is hot and Sephe hilariously dissects a bizarre commercial for an all-body deodorant. This week’s client presents a new challenge and new preferences, which leads to stories of British barristers with unusual preferences to the hilarity of lost sex toys in inappropriate places. 00:00 Introduction and Listener Request 01:38 Weather Talk and Costco Memories 02:39 The Escort Business in Different Seasons 03:54 Rant About a Commercial 08:47 Client Stories: MP the Mighty Peter 15:35 Whispering Stories and Climax 16:12 Discovering the Backdoor 17:12 The Art Gallery Client 18:46 Reconnecting in Manhattan 23:57 The British Barristers 26:35 The Waldorf Incident 32:31 Unexpected Opportunities 33:09 Final Thoughts and Farewell This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit mitspodcast.substack.com [https://mitspodcast.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

Dodgy Codger - Ep 16

In this episode, Lynn and Sephe discuss a 'transactional client' from DC, whose initials are also DC. Lacking in manners, warmth, and connection, and generally not a very nice gentleman, what else could we name him but Dodgy Codger? ( Get that filthy mind out of the gutter 😆) 00:00 Introduction and Listener Request 00:52 Welcome to My Index to Sex 01:08 Introducing Sephe Haven and Her Index Box 01:48 The Cards and Their Stories 03:14 The Art of Timing and Teasing 05:13 Challenges of the Job 07:52 Client Profile: Dodgy Codger 16:03 Reflections on the Escort Experience 22:35 Closing Remarks and Farewell This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit mitspodcast.substack.com [https://mitspodcast.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

Stephen Stephen was the problem.

In this episode, Lynn and Sephe hilariously navigate the story of Stephen Stephen, a former client whose relationship whose judgment grew with age. It’s a cautionary tale for anyone thinking that jumping out of airplanes might be fun, and also for parents who are thinking they don't have to bother giving their kids proper names. 00:00 Welcome to My Index to Sex 00:26 Introducing Sephe Haven 01:00 A Week of Breakages 01:42 The Mysterious Client: Double Steve 02:53 Timing the Sessions 09:27 Skydiving Stories 12:35 Aging and Expectations 14:39 Reflections on Escorting 19:59 The Fantasy vs. Reality 27:41 Final Thoughts and Farewell This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit mitspodcast.substack.com [https://mitspodcast.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

Arrest your Underwear! - Ep14

In this episode of 'My Index to Sex,' Lynn Ferguson and former top escort Sephe Haven explore how Hawaiian Punch by the bedside and rainbow-colored bikini briefs can signal danger, deception, and a life-altering event.  00:00 Introduction to My Index to Sex 01:00 Meet Butch from Portland 02:40 The Page Three Phenomenon 03:44 Client Expectations vs Reality 04:37 The Arrest Story Begins 04:58 The Internet Changes Everything 06:02 A Suspicious Encounter 14:25 Uncovering Scars and Secrets 15:54 A Sudden Shift in Atmosphere 17:51 The Arrest and Its Aftermath 19:20 Living Under the Radar 20:59 The Human Side of Law Enforcement 22:19 The Impact of an Arrest 27:26 The Stigma and Secrecy of Escorting 28:51 Reflections on Morality and Society 30:58 Closing Thoughts This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit mitspodcast.substack.com [https://mitspodcast.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]