"The Romantic Boner" With Kevin T. Porter

“Approaching Dicks With Curiosity” With Amy Silverberg

Why do toxicity and good sex seem to go together? Asking for a friend. This week, the astonishing writer and comedian Amy Silverberg joins Sophia and Kelsey to read as Sawyer*, a 33-year-old who grew up Christian and "literally so horny" but still manages to have the same 24 hours in a day as Beyoncé. They've got stories that include a wildly shocking first time having penetrative sex, a very messy 10-year situationship, and how one's sexuality is always evolving if you stay open to new experiences—tap in for quite a journey. *Not Sawyer’s real name, but definitely their real stories Today’s episode includes … 00:22: Our guest: Amy Silverberg 00:58: Amy's business 10:35: Our business: “Sawyer” 13:48: First Things First: "I knew my mom was going to lecture me" 22:48: Ooh Baby Baby: "I was super in denial" 33:23: Worst Ex: "We just had amazing chemistry" 36:16: Cheater, Cheater: "I started to take our monogamy less seriously" 56:18: Best I Ever Had: "Guess I'm gay" 59:19: Craziest Sex Stories: "I was young and dumb" 1:01:40: Status Update: "I want to lean into having more queer sex" Follow Amy on IG! http://instagram.com/amysilverberg [http://instagram.com/amysilverberg] Hosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June Jensen Guest: Amy Silverberg Supervising producer: Justin Sayles Additional production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin Gayle Video editing and production: Kayla Talley Social: Sasha Ashall and Austin Gayle Art direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya Zenieris Motion design: Skull Closet Studio Additional motion design support: Chris Calleton Theme song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license from ⁠http://premiumbeat.com⁠. [http://premiumbeat.xn--com-xw0a.] CONNECT Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/noneofmybusiness.pod [http://xn--instagram-pv0e.com/noneofmybusiness.pod] TikTok: ⁠tiktok.com/@noneofmybusiness.pod [http://xn--tiktok-9v0c.com/@noneofmybusiness.pod] Sophia's Twitter: ⁠x.com/1followernodad [http://xn--x-kln.com/1followernodad] Sophia's Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/sgbenoit⁠ [http://xn--instagram-pv0e.com/sgbenoit%E2%81%A0] Kelsey's TikTok: ⁠tiktok.com/@kelseyjunejensen [http://xn--tiktok-9v0c.com/@kelseyjunejensen] Kelsey's Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/kelseyjunejensen [http://xn--instagram-pv0e.com/kelseyjunejensen] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]

"Breakdancing Through Divorce" With Lucy Grebin

The rumors are true: Everyone in the military is sleeping with each other. This week, the hilarious comedian Lucy Grebin joins Sophia and Kelsey to read as Aurora*, a twice-married 23-year-old who served as a medic in the Army. She’s got stories that include a family of Napoleon Dynamites, peeing on a guy’s windshield, and mommy issues during sex—tune in for a wild ride. *Not Aurora’s real name, but definitely her real stories Today’s episode includes … 00:25: Our guest: Lucy Grebin 01:12: The inherent embarrassment of having a boyfriend 08:38: Our business: “Aurora” 09:59: First Things First: “I was big on abstinence” 16:28: Worst Ex: “Sex under the sergeant’s desk” 39:22: Crazy Train: “He starts screaming, ‘Mom!’” 51:04: Best I Ever Had: “We met in jail” If you have business you’d like to submit, hit us up at noneofmybusinesspodcast@gmail.com [noneofmybusinesspodcast@gmail.com]. Follow Lucy on IG and TikTok! https://www.instagram.com/lucygrebin/ [https://www.instagram.com/lucygrebin/] https://www.tiktok.com/@lucygrebin [https://www.tiktok.com/@lucygrebin] Hosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June Jensen Guest: Lucy Grebin Supervising producer: Justin Sayles Additional production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin Gayle Video editing and production: Kayla Talley Social: Sasha Ashall and Austin Gayle Art direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya Zenieris Motion design: Skull Closet Studio Additional motion design support: Chris Calleton Theme song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license from ⁠http://premiumbeat.com⁠. [http://premiumbeat.xn--com-xw0a.] CONNECT Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/noneofmybusiness.pod [http://xn--instagram-pv0e.com/noneofmybusiness.pod] ⁠TikTok: ⁠tiktok.com/@noneofmybusiness.pod [http://xn--tiktok-9v0c.com/@noneofmybusiness.pod] Sophia's Twitter: ⁠x.com/1followernodad [http://xn--x-kln.com/1followernodad] Sophia's Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/sgbenoit⁠ [http://xn--instagram-pv0e.com/sgbenoit%E2%81%A0] Kelsey's TikTok: ⁠tiktok.com/@kelseyjunejensen [http://xn--tiktok-9v0c.com/@kelseyjunejensen] Kelsey's Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/kelseyjunejensen [http://xn--instagram-pv0e.com/kelseyjunejensen] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]

"Stuck in the Mud" With Tyler Bender

Get ready, we’re going to ShipRocked. This week, Sophia and Kelsey welcome Tyler Bender, the hilarious comedian and host of ‘Tyler’s Kitschen’! Tyler is reading as Lindsey*, a cool 35-year-old divorcèe who tells us all about her toxic first husband. Join in to hear tales that include a cruise ship hookup, a best friend betrayal, and the most cursed proposal you could ever imagine. *Not Lindsey’s real name, but definitely her real stories Today’s episode includes … 00:28: Our guest: Tyler Bender 1:41: Unhinged social media comments 05:34: Our business: “Lindsey” 08:58: First Things First: “We fucked all the time” 21:28: The One Who Got Away: “He refers to me as his ‘white whale’” 32:03: Worst Ex: “He was up past his waist in mud” 56:03: Best I Ever Had: “I love a choking situation” 58:49: Current Situation: “The Separation Squad” If you have business you’d like to submit, hit us up at noneofmybusinesspodcast@gmail.com [noneofmybusinesspodcast@gmail.com]. Follow Tyler on IG and TikTok! https://www.instagram.com/tylerbenderr/ [https://www.instagram.com/tylerbenderr/] https://www.tiktok.com/@tyler.benderr [https://www.tiktok.com/@tyler.benderr] Watch ‘Tyler’s Kitschen’ on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@tylerbenderr [https://www.youtube.com/@tylerbenderr] Hosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June Jensen Guest: Tyler Bender Supervising producer: Justin Sayles Additional production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin Gayle Video editing and production: Kayla Talley Social: Sasha Ashall and Austin Gayle Art direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya Zenieris Motion design: Skull Closet Studio Additional motion design support: Chris Calleton Theme song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license from ⁠http://premiumbeat.com⁠. [http://premiumbeat.xn--com-xw0a.] CONNECT Instagram: ⁠http://instagram.com/noneofmybusiness.pod [http://instagram.com/noneofmybusiness.pod] TikTok: ⁠http://tiktok.com/@noneofmybusiness.pod [http://tiktok.com/@noneofmybusiness.pod] Sophia's Twitter: ⁠http://x.com/1followernodad [http://x.com/1followernodad] Sophia's Instagram: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/sgbenoit/?hl=en [https://www.instagram.com/sgbenoit/?hl=en] Kelsey's TikTok: ⁠http://tiktok.com/@kelseyjunejensen [http://tiktok.com/@kelseyjunejensen] Kelsey's Instagram: ⁠http://instagram.com/kelseyjunejensen [http://instagram.com/kelseyjunejensen] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]

"Funniest One at the Gang Bang" With Justin Sayles

When planning group sex, don’t forget the snacks. This week, Sophia and Kelsey are welcoming a very special guest: our producer, Justin Sayles! He gives us a glimpse at life behind the scenes of NOMB before reading as Natalie*, a free spirit who loves the single life and has never had her heart broken. She shares stories about dating men in open relationships, getting the ick from driving barefoot, and one fully clothed guy at a sex party. Tune in for a wild one! *Not Natalie’s real name, but definitely her real stories. Today’s episode includes … 00:25: Our guest: Justin Sayles 02:24: Debriefing with your partner about everyone’s business 07:54: Our business: “Natalie” 13:11: First Things First: “She’s a home-wrecker” 17:20: Worst Ex: “Can I disarm?” 26:55: Best I Ever Had: “I have five married boyfriends” 37:04: Three’s Company: “Are you ready to eat pussy?” 43:34: Crazy Train: “A spontaneous gang bang” 58:27: Fuck-It List: “I just say things, and they seem to happen” If you have business you’d like to submit, hit us up at noneofmybusinesspodcast@gmail.com [noneofmybusinesspodcast@gmail.com]. Hosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June Jensen Guest: Justin Sayles Supervising producer: Justin Sayles Additional production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin Gayle Video editing and production: Kayla Talley Social: Sasha Ashall and Austin Gayle Art direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya Zenieris Motion design: Skull Closet Studio Additional motion design support: Chris Calleton Theme song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license from ⁠http://premiumbeat.com⁠. [http://premiumbeat.com%E2%81%A0.] CONNECT Instagram: http://⁠instagram.com/noneofmybusiness.pod [http://%E2%81%A0instagram.com/noneofmybusiness.pod] TikTok: http://⁠tiktok.com/@noneofmybusiness.pod [http://%E2%81%A0tiktok.com/@noneofmybusiness.pod] Sophia's Twitter: http://⁠x.com/1followernodad [http://%E2%81%A0x.com/1followernodad] Sophia's Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/sgbenoit⁠ [http://%E2%81%A0instagram.com/sgbenoit%E2%81%A0] Kelsey's TikTok: http://⁠tiktok.com/@kelseyjunejensen [http://%E2%81%A0tiktok.com/@kelseyjunejensen] Kelsey's Instagram: http://⁠instagram.com/kelseyjunejensen [http://%E2%81%A0instagram.com/kelseyjunejensen] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]

"The Romantic Boner" With Kevin T. Porter

Is it ever a good idea to tell your partner you're no longer attracted to them? This week, Sophia and Kelsey are joined by the hilarious Kevin T. Porter, host of the podcast ‘Good Christian Fun’ and proud owner of a middle initial. He’ll be reading as Haven*, who, upon leaving a religious cult, was ready to explore sex without restrictions. Listen up to hear stories about Harry Potter fanfic, dripping wax, and experimenting with your best friend. *Not Haven’s real name, but definitely her real stories Today’s episode includes … 00:25: Our guest: Kevin T. Porter 01:23: Hearing juicy gossip in church 14:39: Our business: “Haven” 18:22: First Things First: “We met in Bible college” 24:04: First Comes Marriage: “Sometimes things end” 47:37: The One Who Got Away: “We’d need to get married immediately” 50:17: Worst Ex: “11:55 p.m. on New Year’s Eve” 57:08: Best I Ever Had: “I just explored myself so much” 1:04:57: Fuck-It List: “Choking on a dildo” 1:11:02: Status Update: “We have found our groove” If you have business you’d like to submit, hit us up at noneofmybusinesspodcast@gmail.com. Follow Kevin on IG and X! https://www.instagram.com/kevintporter/ https://x.com/KevinTPorter Listen to Kevin’s podcast, ‘Good Christian Fun’ https://open.spotify.com/show/43wOhCblFrUFHTyRb089AJ Hosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June Jensen Guest: Kevin T. Porter Supervising producer: Justin Sayles Additional production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin Gayle Video editing and production: Kayla Talley Social: Sasha Ashall and Austin Gayle Art direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya Zenieris Motion design: Skull Closet Studio Additional motion design support: Chris Calleton Theme song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license from ⁠http://premiumbeat.com⁠. CONNECT Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/noneofmybusiness.pod ⁠TikTok: ⁠tiktok.com/@noneofmybusiness.pod ⁠Sophia's Twitter: ⁠x.com/1followernodad ⁠Sophia's Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/sgbenoit⁠ Kelsey's TikTok: ⁠tiktok.com/@kelseyjunejensen ⁠Kelsey's Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/kelseyjunejensen Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]