The Unsolved Mysteries of the 13th Floor

El Tarzan: The Hottest Human I Have EVER Seen! w/ Special Guest Shauna

Author Auriane de Rudder shares the tale of a recent, literally shi**y trip to Sayulita Mexico. What happened to this Pueblo Magico that made it's magic so fleeting? Why are there drunk townies haunting the gate of her Airbnb? Is there a zombie apocalypse? What should be done about the sewage issue, seriously?! Also, is God communicating through early 2000s eps of Gossip Girl? And most importantly: WHO IS EL TARZAN? Where did he come from and how is he SO SO SO HOT? Afterward, Shauna joins for a boozy afterparty and the girls discuss AirBnbs (are they evil?), their holiday naughty and nice list, their fear and distaste of Conservative "values," and more. You can find back issues of the Not Literary Podcast anywhere you like to listen, or ay Aurianederudder.com. Check out Auriane's books, there, too! Follow @Aurianederudder and @Men_Arent_Funny on Instagram and Youtube for new stories from her upcoming release, Men Aren't Funny. If you're the sugar daddy type, send money to our Venmo @NotLiterary Big thanks to Shauna for guesting and everyone for listening. And El Tarzan, if you're out there....Call me. XO Gossip Girl, uhh...I mean Auriane.

Sirens: New Fiction by Auriane de Rudder

We are BACK from our Technical-Difficulty-Induced hiatus and, man, does it feel good! Today, Auriane shares her new, fiction story, Sirens, a Tennessee tale about addiction, recovery, hillbilly makeovers, pristine interior design, and potential drowning. Since today's fiction format is a little longer than our usual tale, we're skipping the after party, but don't worry! We'll be back with 2 guests on our next episode, and we're sure to have a bigger (and boozier) after party then.  Are you interested in telling a totally unpretentious story here, on the Not Literary Podcast? Email us at NotLiterary@gmail.com and pitch it to us. Tell us a little about you, and a little about the story you want to tell, and whatever format of storytelling you'd like to use.  As usual, you can find Auriane at Aurianederudder.com or on Instagram @aurianederudder. Want to support the pod? Our venmo is @NotLiterary, or just go buy Auriane's books. Thanks for listening!

Crack Problem! With Special Guest Shauna

This month we discuss the ramifications of not giving a about your bad reputation, and I tell the infamous I PEED ON HIS KEYBOARD story. Spoiler: I pee on his keyboard. Also, Shauna tries Salvia. And has anyone here smoked "Crack Weed?"

BatBosses with Special Return Guest, Matt!

Split personalities, errant granny panties, car crashes, child bands, homophobes and MORE! You wanna hear about some crazy, fu*kin' bosses? We got em, baby! Wanna be on the show? Email us your idea for a story at Notliterary@gmail.com You can find our host, Auriane de Rudder at aurianederudder.com and on her socials @aurianederudder Love us?! Tip us on Venmo @NotLiterary Happy New Year, Everyone! Xoxo The Not Literary Podcast

The Unsolved Mysteries of the 13th Floor

Happy Thanksgiving! On this episode, I tell you a story about my first night working in The Belvedere Hotel in Baltimore. Did I learn Mafia crime secrets? Was everyone just with me?! Do we solve an actual Unsolved Mystery?! Like, from THE TV SHOW? At the afterparty, I'm joined by Stephanie, who also worked at the Belvedere, and our conversation goes off the rails! Severed legs! Haunted elevators! Murders! Ex-cons! Death poetry! And....omg the end is SICK!! I hope you have a wonderful Holiday season, and we don't accidentally make you toss your mashed potatoes! Warning! Yucky stories ahead! But also, it's really good, guys...