The Gang Eats Government Cheese | Ep 98

The Gang Eats Government Cheese | Ep 98

This episode started with Jenn disappearing before showtime and somehow got worse from there. Stroke introduced a song called Don't Put Bananas In My Butt, which immediately destroyed whatever credibility we had left. Then we stumbled onto a Florida music festival charging $34 for a turkey leg and spent the next twenty minutes trying to figure out whether that counts as theft. We also uncovered America's forgotten government cheese mountain, discussed New Jersey's weird gas-pumping laws, debated speed cameras, and learned there's apparently a luxury anti-aging cream designed specifically for your penis. No, that's not a joke. By the end of the episode we’ve talked about ringworm throats, pledge allegiance controversies, and whether Thomas Jefferson would've simply canceled America if he saw what the internet has become. If you've ever wondered what happens when three dudes start with a simple conversation and end up discussing anti-aging dick lotion, this one's for you. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕Life is expensive enough. At least spend your money on something stupid you actually wanted. Grab your NTDS merch: https://www.nottds.com/store/ [https://www.nottds.com/store/] 📩 Done something questionable? Illegal? Weirdly impressive? Dump it in the confessional and let us judge you from a safe distance. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 [https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2] ⭐Help us confuse even more people across America and apparently Brazil. Follow, subscribe, and leave a review: https://linktr.ee/nottds [https://linktr.ee/nottds] 🎥 Want the uncensored video version with all the facial expressions that make these conversations even worse? Get Patreon access here: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow [https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow] This episode is sponsored by More Labs. Morning Recovery helps you bounce back after a night out, and Liquid Focus helps you get stuff done without the crash. Head to MoreLabs.com [http://MoreLabs.com] and use promo code NTDS to save 20% off. Brazil listener Rio de Janeiro daughter Washington DC school trip bananas in my butt song viral internet song Gulf Coast Jam festival prices turkey leg price gouging lemonade price festival food prices Aftershock comparison radio industry local radio Odyssey podcast Walmart Plus Upside app gas prices government speed cameras Oakland speeding tickets New Jersey gas stations daylight saving time government cheese mountain California high speed rail Prohibition war on drugs Patriot Act Cobra Effect British India cobras Florida radio midget wrestling Peter Dinklage Rosie O'Donnell facelift Christina Applegate ugly shoes ringworm throat Real Housewives gay pride flag teacher fired Brad Pitt penis cream anti aging cream luxury skincare Donald Trump The Chicks Natalie Maines festival season government waste America 250 years old

The Gang Becomes Women | Ep 97

Where’s Stroke? We don’t know so naturally we got into an unnecessarily long discussion about AI gender swaps, lesbian filters, whale sperm perfume, and whether a grown man deserves five million dollars because a cruise ship deck was hot in Florida. We listen to voicemails, read your comments and check Craigslist where we find twinks and pregnant pillow princesses. There’s also a guy using AI to fake Uber damage photos, another guy smearing s*it all over someone’s house, and a woman beating a cheating man with an entire tree branch while we cheer like it’s WrestleMania. Somehow we invented a new game based on horrible real-life FML stories and prove once again that humanity was probably a mistake. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 Wear something from the store so strangers immediately know not to ask you for directions or emotional support. https://www.nottds.com/store [https://www.nottds.com/store] 📩 Your secrets are already ruining your life anyway. Might as well let us read them out loud for content. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 [https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2] ⭐ Follow the show, leave a review, and help confuse the algorithm into thinking this is educational content. https://linktr.ee/nottds [https://linktr.ee/nottds] 🎥 The uncensored video version is somehow even worse. Full episodes on Patreon now. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow [https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow] NOT That Damn Show AI Lyft scam Florida man Carnival Cruise lawsuit hot deck lawsuit AI fake damage photos Craigslist Lust Dallas Fort Worth femme boy twink BBW milky whale ambergris perfume Four Corners challenge Mortal Kombat arcade machine Bucky’s chili lime peanuts pepper spray ingredient Wheel of Fortune puzzle sperm whale facts steroid Olympics tug of war Olympics softball face injury cheating girlfriend branch attack AI gender swap photos lesbian filter ant infestation colonoscopy prep participation trophies Aftershock ticket prices Rockville festival Georgia country Kazakhstan fake countries Borat references Big Mouth Billy Bass party poppers prank DUI checkpoint joke FML game Craigslist twink Florida poop burglar Gemini watermark AI detection Dallas airport stripper joke Patreon uncensored video

The Gang Gets Weird About Trains | Ep 96

After taking a week off, the gang comes back like four exhausted mall cops trying to process a world where people are emotionally cheating with AI girlfriends. In this episode of Not That Damn Show a lawyer got caught doing deeply illegal things with the family dog, and somebody in Florida almost burned down an apartment over missing apple slices. Ian launches into a full boomer meltdown over paper McFlurry cups and disappearing ketchup dispensers while Mikey casually explains there are apparently alien races living underground. Jenn warns us about Ebola patients running loose in the Congo and everybody accidentally creates the world’s worst conversation about train sex. Also, somebody genuinely asked us to bring beat “Brat Strokes C*ock” … which is 100% NOT the name of the game. Humanity may actually be cooked. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 This episode of NOT That Damn Show is sponsored by MoreLabs.com [http://MoreLabs.com] Whether you survived Memorial Day weekend or just your coworkers, grab Morning Recovery and Focus shots at MoreLabs.com [http://MoreLabs.com] and use promo code NTDS for 25% off. Because functioning like a normal adult is apparently impossible now. 👕 Your closet looks soft. Fix it immediately with NTDS merch before society fully collapses into AI relationships and paper McFlurry cups. https://www.nottds.com/store/ [https://www.nottds.com/store/] 📩 Got secrets, horrible decisions, or emotional damage caused by robot girlfriends? Good. Feed the machine. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 [https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2] ⭐ Follow the show, leave a review, and help us confuse future historians trying to understand what happened to civilization. https://linktr.ee/nottds [https://linktr.ee/nottds] 🎥 The uncensored video version is somehow even worse. Full episodes, bonus content, Patreon exclusives, and Spotify video waiting for you right now. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow [https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow] NOT That Damn Show Memorial Day McFlurry paper cups McDonalds rant Pizza Hut buffet red cups alien races reptilians Ebola Congo Ebola outbreak AI girlfriend cheating AI sexting emotional cheating Florida man apple slices apartment fire dog lawyer Houston attorney bestiality train sex caboose club participation trophies school promotion Mario Kart tournament toxic relationship relationship advice More Labs Morning Recovery giant TV Memorial Day sales Sullys wings Britney Spears meth conspiracy UFO files underground aliens manhole accident New York train stories Ms Guthrie Grok AI robot girlfriend Dick Chop vasectomy Wendy's Baconator Patreon Spotify video Beat The Cock Florida Fruit Dispute

The Best Of NTDS - The Prison Dating Disaster

We’re off this week, so we dug through the NTDS vault and pulled out one of the most catastrophically stupid games we’ve ever played. Jen brought in inmate dating profiles and forced us to blindly pick our ideal prison soulmate without seeing pictures first. Which somehow turned into four grown adults profiling criminals based on hobbies, grammar, HVAC certifications, and whether somebody watches SpongeBob. At one point Ian confidently explains why “Nikita” can’t possibly be a real woman’s name. Meanwhile Stroke spends the entire game desperately trying not to accidentally pick another transgender inmate… …and immediately picks another transgender inmate. Again. Honestly the reveal at the end might be one of the hardest laughs we’ve had on this show in months. If you missed this segment the first time around, congratulations. You now get to experience the full secondhand embarrassment fresh. 👕 Your current wardrobe says “I probably lose prison dating games.” Fix your life immediately: https://www.nottds.com/store/ [https://www.nottds.com/store/] 📩 Got a confession that would get you denied parole instantly? Perfect. Dump it here: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 [https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2] ⭐Follow the show. Leave a review. Help fund whatever psychological damage this podcast is causing. Everything lives here: https://linktr.ee/nottds [https://linktr.ee/nottds] 🎥 The uncensored video somehow makes this segment even worse once the photos get revealed. Watch the full disaster on Patreon + Spotify video: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow [https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow] prison dating game inmate dating profiles transgender inmate comedy podcast funny podcast prison girlfriend game inmate dating show Nikita prison game prison dating disaster funniest podcast clips NOT That Damn Show Stroke transgender pick criminal dating game Idaho inmate HVAC inmate dating inmate reveal comedy show podcast best of prison dating profiles funny inmate game SpongeBob inmate Oxford comma inmate prison girlfriend challenge podcast clips viral comedy podcast prison dating simulator hilarious podcast moments inmate catfish game funny criminal profiling podcast best of NTDS

The Best Of NTDS - The Smut Book Incident

Since we’re off this week, we figured it was the perfect time to revisit one of the dumbest things this show has ever done: reading viral BookTok smut novels out loud like emotionally damaged audiobook actors. What started as “this should be funny” immediately turned into phrases like “wet slabs,” “intimate muscles,” and multiple conversations nobody wanted to have about fingers in asses. Also, somebody needs to explain why these books all have cute Disney Channel covers while hiding absolute psychological warfare inside. If you missed this disaster the first time, congratulations. Your suffering starts now. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast. Listen here or Check out the FREE video on Youtube Probably don’t play it near children. Or church people. 👕 Your wardrobe looks weak and emotionally unsupported. Fix it. Grab the gear before Ian spends the merch budget on another pointless hobby: https://www.nottds.com/store/ [https://www.nottds.com/store/] 📩 Got a confession that would ruin Thanksgiving dinner instantly? Perfect. Dump your chaos here: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 [https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2] ⭐Follow, subscribe, leave a review, tell your weird coworker, do SOMETHING useful. Links for everything live here: https://linktr.ee/nottds [https://linktr.ee/nottds] 🎥 The uncensored video version somehow makes this episode even more uncomfortable. Full Patreon + Spotify video chaos here: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow [https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow] BookTok smut books romance novels spicy books audiobook reading funny podcast comedy podcast wet slabs intimate muscles finger in the ass Disney cover dirty books Icebreaker book A Court of Silver Flames It Happened One Summer fantasy smut podcast clips hilarious podcast moments awkward reading challenge romance booktok viral books smut reading challenge dirty audiobook reactions funny group podcast uncensored podcast Jennifer reading smut Ian British accent Stroke reactions Mikey reactions podcast best of Patreon podcast Spotify video podcast adult comedy podcast chaotic podcast romance novel reactions funny reading segment smuttok podcast highlights awkward moments comedy clips