Theo Von’s Wild Cab Ride Confession (Ep 9)

Theo Von Took a Cab to See an Asian Boy w/ Doug Benson (Ep 10)

Opie welcomes comedy legends Theo Von and Doug Benson for a nonstop hilarious episode packed with wild storytelling and zero-filter banter.Doug breaks down his legendary marijuana tolerance — how he smokes like a chimney, does edibles, and still crushes stand-up sets while the rest of us would be on the floor. Theo delivers unforgettable tales: being attacked by dogs on his birthday and that time he took a cab ride just to see an Asian person up close. Opie growing up so broke they got one haircut and one pair of sneakers a year. The conversation bounces from edibles horror stories and Pete Davidson weed fears, to brutal seasonal allergies, sneaker culture insanity, family haircuts, listener calls, and random politics. Pure comedian chemistry with laughs on every page. Timestamps: 0:00 – Rolling Stones + Hurricane Open 0:22 – Theo & Doug Join 1:07 – Doug’s Pro-Level Weed Tolerance 3:30 – Edibles, Fans & Pete Davidson 9:00 – Theo’s Epic Pee & Childhood Stories 15:00 – Allergies & Doctor Drama 35:00 – Gay Haircuts & Wild Calls 44:00 – Sneaker Culture Deep Dive If you love raw, rambling, laugh-out-loud comedy podcasts, this one’s a must. New listener? Hit play — you’ll be hooked.

Theo Von’s Wild Cab Ride Confession (Ep 9)

Opie, Theo Von & Chris Distefano bring the unfiltered laughs in this wild episode! Theo shares his wild cab ride story, getting chlamydia, current sobriety journey, and hilarious takes on dating and sex. Opie talks his Anthony text exchange, questions Judy Gold about her purple dildo, and they revisit Patrice O’Neal’s infamous locked briefcase of sex toys. Plus clown sightings, baseball drama, Islanders tickets, and raw comedy banter. Zero filter, maximum chaos — pure Opie Radio!

Theo Von & Chris Distefano React to Dr. Steve’s Graphic Surgery Breakdown (Ep 8)

Opie, Theo Von and Chris Distefano dive deep where Opie reveals the truth behind his move to afternoons and feeling "done dirty" during his final days at the station. Things take a turn into the truly bizarre when Dr. Steve joins for a graphic, medical breakdown of vaginoplasty. From nerve bundles to the surgical process, Theo and Chris are left speechless by the raw details. Inside the Episode: The Radio Betrayal: The fallout with Sam & Jim and the toxic station culture. The Voss Incident: A legendary (and stomach-turning) story involving Rich Voss and a very specific smell. XM Debauchery: Archival stories of naked girls, booze, and the chaos of the old studio. The Dark Side: Dr. Steve’s hurricane survival advice. Raw, archival, and completely unfiltered. This is the "Radio of Thrones" as it actually happened.

Pete Davidson checks on Opie & Theo Von BIZARRE Side Hustle w/ Chris Distefano (Ep 7)

We dive into Bruce Springsteen taking a 70-year-old stage dive, the sheer terror of riding out Hurricane Matthew with Florida alligators, and the "drug dealer king" of the storm. Theo Von breaks down the bizarre world of "orgasmic meditation," including the "nests," "frame sharing," and the proper attire for the job. Plus: Chris Distefano on sleep studies gone wrong, Pete on SNL and Alec Baldwin’s NYC traffic habits, and a heated caller debate on the 2016 election. We wrap with why the guys might need to burn down Dr. Steve’s house to protect their medical "files."

Angry Rich Vos & Redneck Chuck Roasts His Lesbian Daughter (Ep 6)

Judy Gold and Kevin Brennan in studio, an absolutely furious Rich Vos on the phone, and North Carolina’s favorite redneck Chuck dropping in for maximum chaos. Rich Vos is pissed — he helped Opie on the big Anthony Cumia reunion show yesterday and feels completely disrespected when his name barely comes up. Cue 15 straight minutes of Vos unloading on hold times, golf courses, and Opie’s “double agent” co-hosts. Meanwhile, everyone piles on Paul Mercurio for hijacking the Anthony call with his own drama. Judy Gold and Kevin Brennan keep the room cracking up with filthy strap-on stories, dirty talk lessons, Les Zeppelin (the lesbian Led Zeppelin cover band), and a deep dive into mikvahs. Opie tries (and fails) to play peacemaker while the Jewish holiday schedule drama with Lenny Marcus heats up. Then Chuck from North Carolina joins and steals the show — holding nothing back on gays in Asheville, his daughter’s lesbian phase (complete with “packing” and scratching fake nuts), why people should keep it in the bedroom, and classic redneck wisdom. Even Judy and Kevin can’t believe what they’re hearing. Non-stop roasting, zero filter, and pure old-school radio chaos. This one’s a banger. Timestamped Highlights: * 00:00 – Vos rage begins * Paul Mercurio shade & Anthony call recap * Rosh Hashanah/Yom Kippur beef with Lenny * Les Zeppelin + strap-on talk * Chuck goes nuclear on his daughter & “the gays” Drop a like if Vos was justified or if Chuck won the episode!