10. No Country for Old El Paso

12. The Poddie Awards

Who better to judge our own podcast than super fan and super dad, Steve!! Did we win the award for most consistent podcast schedule? Well, you'll have to wait 6 - 18 weeks to find out! Thank you to everyone who has ever listened to this podcast! You're fueling OUR dream job! Six seasons and a movie!!!

11. Hot Goo Summer

We don’t release big beefy hour-plus episodes for just anybody… I mean, we do, but it’s only for special occasions! Have you ever wondered what it would be like if I Am Legend took place in the storage facility of a Pottery Barn Kids? Or if Elton John had an email chain with Richard Branson about microbot technology? If you have, then you definitely have way too much time on your hands.  Which is perfect for us! Enjoy this goo-forward experience!

10. No Country for Old El Paso

Don’t call us Ishmael because we finally caught our white whale.  Our guest is a comedian who has given directions to SNL cast members, performed with the most famous bald improvisers this side of Oakville, and shaped the iconic “Por qué no los dos?” Old El Paso ad… as a 12-year-old.  Yeah, we pulled out the big guns for this one. If you were curious how to survive a Chris Cuomo interview, this podcast is for you. If you successful count all correct and incorrect pronunciations of Old El Paso… we’ll consider you to be on the podcast!

9. Nepo ghosts

Interested in poorly compensated cemetery landscaping? Good luck! Unless you're locked and loaded with two full tanks of nepotism, you’re gonna have to find your ghoulies during visiting hours only. Or take a look in the mirror!!! #rekt But don’t fear! You can always feed your Wizard 101 account as a waterboy with a floppy hat. Note: it won’t make you as strong as a peewee hockey player. As always, thank you for listening to Podd Jobs and supporting the Waterboys of America. “Keep up the good work, boys!”

8. Welcome to OnlyFeets

Sometimes you have to take risks and dip your toes in uncharted waters. Other times you need to smush them in expired baked goods. What else is there to say? This is our most artistic episode yet! Which is a statement! Uh oh! Are those pieces of your mind splattered against the wall after being blown to smithereens? Yeah, you might want to clean that up. #poddjobs #learningisgood