#121 IF YOU AIN'T CHEATING, YOU AIN'T TRYING

#121 IF YOU AIN'T CHEATING, YOU AIN'T TRYING

How’s Our Driving? [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2418258/fan_mail/new] 🚨NFL WARS, ADAM SANDLER MOVIES, & PRICE MATCHING A LARCENY CHARGE 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we tackle some of life’s most important questions... like why cheating is called cheating, whether judges are allowed to practice law, and if you can legally argue a lower price after being arrested for grand theft. We kick things off with a debate that immediately gets us into trouble: would you rather be a Democrat or a woman? Then David follows it up with a joke about pandas that somehow manages to offend multiple demographics simultaneously. Strong start. From there, things only get more ridiculous. Chris gives an update on his missing Scotty Cameron putter saga, proving once again that the internet remains undefeated when it comes to separating people from their money. We also discuss how the placement of a single italicized word can completely change the meaning of a sentence, which is probably the most educational thing that happens all episode. Then we go down the rabbit hole:  • Why jetpacks still aren’t everywhere • Whether you can "price match" your way out of a felony • If sitting judges can still practice law • Why Quora never answers the question you actually clicked on Naturally, we also squeeze in some completely normal activities like: • Guessing Adam Sandler movies from his face • A Three Blind Mice trap remix nobody asked for • Building the ultimate all-time NFL team from random franchises • And the most important sports question of all: if every NFL team became its mascot and went to war, who wins?  We wrap it up with unbelievable facts, everyday bits people use in conversation, and a paper-folding fact that makes exponential growth feel like black magic with office supplies. It’s sports, weird legal questions, internet scams, random trivia, and two grown men treating ridiculous hypotheticals with the seriousness of a Supreme Court hearing. If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, sports debates, bizarre facts, and conversations that go from jetpacks to felony loopholes in under ten minutes… you’re in the right place. 👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE THE TITANS DEFEAT THE JETS 👇 Chapters  00:00 – INTRO  03:33 – WHY DO THEY CALL IT “CHEATING”?  06:57 – WOULD YOU RATHER BE A DEMOCRAT OR A WOMAN?  10:23 – WHAT SUCKS ABOUT BEING A PANDA?  11:25 – GUESS THE COWORKER’S NAME  14:17 – THE MISSING PUTTER UPDATE  24:54 – THE IMPORTANCE OF ITALICIZED WORD PLACEMENT  27:27 – WHY DON’T MORE PEOPLE HAVE JETPACKS?  34:53 – CAN YOU PRICE MATCH GRAND THEFT?  38:52 – CAN A SITTING JUDGE PRACTICE LAW?  40:50 – WHY QUORA IS USELESS  44:51 – THREE BLIND MICE TRAP REMIX  47:16 – WOULD YOU RATHER  52:53 – BUILD THE ULTIMATE ALL-TIME NFL TEAM  59:31 – NFL MASCOT BATTLE ROYALE  1:03:48 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES  1:06:15 – ASK REDDIT: UNBELIEVABLE FACTS  1:11:02 – FOLDING PAPER TO THE MOON  1:12:02 – ASK REDDIT: BITS YOU USE IN EVERYDAY CONVERSATION  1:16:42 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!  1:20:04 – OUTRO  Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 [https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1] Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #NFL #SportsTalk #WouldYouRather #AskReddit #PopCulture #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #ViralPodcast #FunnyConversations #Trivia #PodcastLife Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2418258/support]

#120 DOUBLE D'S GET DEGREES

How’s Our Driving? [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2418258/fan_mail/new] 🚨NINJA TURTLES, BARKING DUCKS & CHRIS GETTING SCAMMED… AGAIN! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we celebrate Episode 120 the only way we know how… by debating biblical ages, barking ducks, pancake identity crises, and how many seagulls would need to appear in your bedroom before you assumed someone was targeting you psychologically. We kick things off by asking Joe what he’d do with a completely free 120 minutes, before immediately spiraling into a discussion about his new ducks… which apparently don’t quack so much as bark like tiny feathery intruders.  Then things get aggressively stupid. David confidently tries tying the significance of Episode 120 to Noah living 120 years… only to discover Noah allegedly lived to almost 950 and it was Moses who hit 120. Which somehow makes this podcast feel less educational than originally intended. From there, we tackle the important questions: • Why were TURTLES chosen to be ninjas? • What animal has the longest tongue? • If you mix vanilla and chocolate soft serve, do both flavors survive? • And if pancake batter goes into a waffle maker… what exactly comes out? Naturally, this leads into complete chaos. We debate the single app you’d keep forever, blind-rank various “11s,” and eventually Chris joins the show to reveal he got scammed AGAIN… this time by dropping off his $500 Scotty Cameron putter on a random persons porch that he thought was a refinishing company, only to realize it was basically sent into the void. Then the internet nonsense begins: • “I LOVE YOU” trap remix • Ruining famous movies by adding one word • Guessing movies in 10 words or less • AskReddit questions about outdated problems younger people never experienced • Adult responsibilities everyone is secretly improvising • And what an “OK, Boomer” digital assistant would actually say  It’s nostalgia, dumb debates, scams, movie games, and three grown men confidently analyzing things nobody should ever overthink. If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, ridiculous hypotheticals, internet humor, and conversations that somehow go from ducks to biblical history in under five minutes… you’re in the right place. 👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE THE SEAGULLS SHOW UP 👇 Chapters  00:00 – INTRO 0:32 – WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A FREE 120 MINUTES? 4:37 – IF IT BARKS LIKE A DUCK 7:32 – MOSES’ ARK 10:24 – THE LONGEST TONGUE IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM 12:09 – WHY DID THEY PICK TURTLES TO BE NINJAS? 13:09 – HOW MANY SEAGULLS BEFORE YOU’RE SUSPICIOUS? 14:36 – WHAT’S IN YOUR LIFE MUSEUM GIFT SHOP? 16:56 – DOES CHOCOLATE/VANILLA SWIRL ACTUALLY WORK? 18:30 – PANCAKES VS WAFFLES IDENTITY CRISIS 20:20 – ONE APP FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE 25:56 – BLIND RANK 11’S 32:06 – WELCOMING BACK OUR COHOST 34:05 – CHRIS GOT SCAMMED AGAIN 45:33 – ­“I LOVE YOU” TRAP REMIX 50:57 – RUINING MOVIES BY ADDING ONE WORD 56:51 – GUESS THE MOVIE IN 10 WORDS OR LESS 1:01:45 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES  1:06:34 – ASK REDDIT: PROBLEMS YOUNGER PEOPLE DON’T UNDERSTAND 1:12:19 – ASK REDDIT: ADULT THINGS YOU’RE STILL WINGING 1:17:35 – ASK REDDIT: “OK, BOOMER” DIGITAL ASSISTANT 1:19:48 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:21:51 – OUTRO  Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 [https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1] Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #WouldYouRather #AskReddit #PopCulture #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #ViralPodcast #FunnyConversations #InternetCulture #MovieTrivia #Nostalgia #PodcastLife Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2418258/support]

#119 BECAUSE I GOT HIGH

How’s Our Driving? [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2418258/fan_mail/new] 🚨 IMMORTAL SHARKS, THC GRANDPAS & SCIENCE FACTS THAT SOUND COMPLETELY FAKE 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we dive headfirst into the terrifying realization that nature is basically one giant horror movie written by a scientist with too much free time. We start simple enough: Why aren’t jetpacks everywhere yet? Did the chicken or the egg come first? Do morticians remove braces before burial? Then things get weird fast. Chris asks David which eye is dominant, leading to the realization that apparently your body can just freelance different settings whenever it wants. We also debate what single gene we’d change about ourselves before immediately derailing into dating profile Mad Libs and a logic puzzle involving water buckets that somehow turns into a full IQ test. Then the episode descends beautifully into chaos: • Rugrats trivia that exposes our aging brains • Chris taking a food safety certification test like he’s applying to the FBI • David’s dad accidentally drinking a THC cream soda while babysitting • A “Down By The Bay” trap remix that absolutely should not exist • A horrifying realization that the winner of a global fight tournament would only need 33 wins to become world champion Then we hit the science segment… and humanity starts feeling very small. We talk about: • Sharks that can live for centuries • Lobsters that basically refuse to die • Salamanders that weaponize their own ribs • Ticks that can make you allergic to meat • How we know more about the moon than our own oceans And somehow, despite all that nightmare fuel, we still end up discussing unnecessary Harry Potter lore we’d post if we hijacked JK Rowling’s Twitter account for a day. It’s science, chaos, nostalgia, dumb hypotheticals, and the kind of random knowledge that permanently changes the way you look at sharks, oceans, and cream soda. If you like comedy podcasts with bizarre facts, ridiculous conversations, pop culture debates, and enough useless knowledge to ruin family dinners… you’re in the right place. 👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE A TICK MAKES YOU ALLERGIC TO BACON 👇 Chapters  00:00 – INTRO  3:48 – WHY AREN’T JETPACKS EVERYWHERE?  7:47 – THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG?  8:22 – DO PEOPLE GET BURIED WITH BRACES?  10:20 – EYE DOMINANCE CONFUSION  13:26 – WHAT GENE WOULD YOU CHANGE?  15:39 – DATING PROFILE MAD LIBS  20:36 – THE 5 GALLON / 3 GALLON WATER PROBLEM  25:04 – RUGRATS TRIVIA  31:54 – PROCTORED FOOD SAFETY TEST  39:12 – WOODSTOCK ‘69  50:31 – “DOWN BY THE BAY” TRAP REMIX  53:06 – 3D PRINT OF THE WEEK  54:41 – ONLY 33 FIGHTS TO BECOME WORLD CHAMPION?  56:58 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES  1:01:09 – ASK REDDIT: SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERIES THAT SOUND FAKE  1:10:25 – ASK REDDIT: JK ROWLING TWITTER LORE  1:17:00 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!  1:20:16 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY  1:22:20 – OUTRO  Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 [https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1] Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #ScienceFacts #WeirdFacts #AskReddit #HarryPotter #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #Trivia #ViralPodcast #FunnyConversations #PopCulture #PodcastLife Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2418258/support]

#118 MOVE IT FOOTBALL HEAD!

How’s Our Driving? [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2418258/fan_mail/new] 🚨 ZOMBIE ANTS, VENOMOUS ANIMALS & TECHNOLOGY THAT MAKES NO SENSE 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we somehow turn a children’s cartoon into a full-blown conspiracy theory, debate the ethics of sacrificing strangers to save yourself, and discover that “Inside Out” might secretly be psychological warfare. We kick things off with one of the weirdest questions ever asked about Nickelodeon history: Why does Gerald from Hey Arnold! wear the number 33? This quickly spirals into dark theories about the show, real or fake episodes, trivia, and the realization that we may have spent way too much time thinking about a football-headed cartoon kid. Then things get existential. We tackle the viral Red vs Blue Button scenario: Press Blue and everyone survives… but only if enough people trust each other. Press Red and you’re guaranteed safety… while potentially dooming everyone else. Naturally, we spend way too long exposing what kind of terrible people we probably are. From there, the episode completely derails: • Spirit Airlines apparently abandoning customers like a side quest NPC • Matching animals to their lifespans and realizing some creatures live WAY too long • Chris trying to determine when people officially stop “growing up” • A horrifyingly catchy Ring Around the Rosie trap remix • David watching Inside Out for the first time and getting emotionally assaulted by a Pixar movie Then we draft the most important household items ever invented in The Junk Drawer Draft, which becomes way more competitive than it should. We wrap things up with AskReddit questions about how you’d empty a trillion-dollar bank account in a month and the universally awkward experience of discovering adulthood in real time. It’s childhood nostalgia, moral philosophy, dumb drafts, bizarre trivia, and two grown men overanalyzing cartoons and human behavior like it’s a college thesis. If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, conspiracy theories, ridiculous hypotheticals, and conversations that go from Hey Arnold to existential dread in under five minutes… you’re in the right place. 👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE SOMEONE PRESSES THE RED BUTTON 👇 Chapters  00:00 – INTRO  1:47 – WHY DOES GERALD WEAR “33”?  3:05 – WHAT’S BIG, BROWN & MADE OF CONCRETE?  4:34 – THE RED & BLUE BUTTON DILEMMA  10:14 – WHEN DO YOU STOP “GROWING UP”?  15:23 – SPIRIT AIRLINES  17:15 – DARK HEY ARNOLD CONSPIRACY THEORY  23:54 – REAL OR FAKE: HEY ARNOLD EPISODES  27:12 – “HEY ARNOLD” TRIVIA  33:10 – “RING AROUND THE ROSIE” TRAP REMIX 35:46 – MATCH THE ANIMAL TO THE LIFESPAN  40:25 – ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY  45:28 – THE JUNK DRAWER DRAFT  52:48 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES  56:41 – ASK REDDIT: EMPTYING A TRILLION-DOLLAR BANK ACCOUNT  1:04:48 – ASK REDDIT: FIRST B***JOB EXPERIENCE  1:11:03 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!  1:11:54 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY  1:13:22 – OUTRO  Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 [https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1] Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #HeyArnold #ConspiracyTheory #AskReddit #WouldYouRather #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #PopCulture #ViralPodcast #CartoonTheory #FunnyConversations #PodcastLife Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2418258/support]

#117 CHEATER, CHEATER, PUMPKIN EATER

How’s Our Driving? [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2418258/fan_mail/new] 🚨 ZOMBIE ANTS, VENOMOUS ANIMALS & TECHNOLOGY THAT MAKES NO SENSE 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we go from arguing about cargo vs shipment like two unemployed philosophers… to discovering that zombie fungi exist and can literally control ants like a horror movie written by nature itself. We kick things off with everyday questions that somehow spiral into existential confusion: • Why is it called cargo on a ship but a shipment in a car?  • How did the first person who invented a clock even know what time it was?  • If you could automate one part of your life, what are you never doing again? Then things get weird. Chris unlocks deep nostalgia by calling someone a “cheater cheater pumpkin eater,” while also casually admitting he watched an employee cheat on a manager test like that’s normal leadership behavior. Meanwhile, one of his plants is now in a full 3-week quarantine because it’s infested with spider mites… because apparently plants can have lockdowns too. Then we get into the stuff you weren’t ready for: • The real-life cordyceps fungus that turns ants into zombies • Why vinyl records somehow make less sense the more you think about them • A full breakdown of the most venomous animals in the world We also somehow cover: • Wizard of Oz trivia (you’re welcome, Aunt Su) • Guessing movie characters from concept art • Building the perfect athlete using traits from anyone ever And just when it couldn’t get more ridiculous… we tell the story of a man who laughed so hard at a missed NFL field goal that it triggered a seizure… which led to doctors discovering a brain tumor that ended up saving his life. We wrap it up with Would You Rather, This Week’s Pour Choices, and AskReddit questions about universally loved foods people secretly hate and the pettiest breakup lines imaginable. If you like comedy podcasts with wild trivia, bizarre science, ridiculous hypotheticals, conversations that go from zombie ants to vinyl records in five minutes, and two guys confidently explaining things they absolutely should’ve Googled first … you’re in the right place. Chapters  00:00 – INTRO 4:16 – AUTOMATING YOUR LIFE 5:45 – CARGO VS SHIPMENT 6:47 – “CHEATER, CHEATER, PUMPKIN EATER” 7:48 – HOW DID WE INVENT TIME? 8:50 – VINYL RECORDS MAKE NO SENSE 12:25 – SPIDER MITES 16:31 – CORDYCEPS 19:56 – SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW 22:06 – IS DEXTERITY WEIRD? 25:13 – LEAN WIT IT, ROCK WIT IT 28:11 – WIZARD OF OZ TRIVIA 35:47 – GUESS THE CHARACTER FROM THE CONCEPT ART 41:27 – TOY STORY HOT TAKE 46:23 – THE MOST VENOMOUS ANIMALS 51:58 – “FRÈRE JACQUES” TRAP REMIX 54:27 – BUILD THE PERFECT ATHLETE 1:02:43 – LIFESAVING MISSED FIELD GOAL 1:05:37 – WOULD YOU RATHER 1:08:55 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:10:38 – ASK REDDIT: FOODS PEOPLE HATE 1:14:29 – ASK REDDIT: BREAK-UP LINES 1:20:23 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:22:13 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY 1:23:29 – OUTRO  📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW 👍 Like if you learned something you didn’t want to know 🔔 Subscribe for weekly chaos 📤 Share this with someone who thinks vinyl records make sense Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 [https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1] Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #WeirdFacts #ScienceFacts #AnimalFacts #PopCulture #AnimalTrivia #AskReddit #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #NatureIsScary #FunnyConversations #MindBlown #LearnSomethingNew Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2418258/support]