S6E7 - Things That Would Suck

S6E8 - Chill Jobs, for Cool Guys

The boys are back. They kick things off by defending broccoli and rewriting NBA rules, then debate ethical dilemmas (take a raise or fire someone?). The main event: a countdown of the top 8 chillest jobs, from solitary fire lookouts to the King’s Guard. Along the way, they dive into anti-tech vibes, snow plow fantasies, and sneaky vacation hacks. Plus: wallet math and interview advice to close it out. Chapters: (00:00:00) We Were Banned (00:01:17) Broccoli is the Best Vegetable (00:05:39) No More 2 Point Shots in the NBA (00:08:43) Teams Must Play the Bottom of the 9th Inning (00:10:20) A 20% Raise or Fire 1 Co-worker (00:11:35) #1 Farmer (00:16:12) #2 Merchant Mariner (00:23:24) #3 Fire Lookout: Isolation and Observation (00:26:06) #4 Baker: Early Mornings and Creativity (00:29:45) #5 The Trucker’s Life: Freedom on the Road (00:33:25) Deep Dive into Anti-Tech Sentiment (00:41:18) #6 Articutial Dreams: Building the Future (00:45:36) #7 Snow Plow: Invincibility (00:48:48) #8 The King’s Guard: Chill Job (00:50:25) Chill Jobs in Sports (00:54:10) Secretly Taking a Vacation Day (00:57:58) How Many Wallets Have You Bought in Your Life? (00:59:00) Interview Tips

S6E7 - Things That Would Suck

From circular phones and leaky cups to farm poo tanks and mouth-to-ear conversations, the gang dives deep into a hilarious list of things that would absolutely suck. They explore wild hypotheticals like animals with human intelligence, a world without seasons, and dance-based passwords. Plus, reincarnation theories, Jets Bible study, and the existential dread of back pain. It’s weird, it’s wonderful, and yes—everything is a sandwich (or one step away). (00:00:00) Everything is a sandwich or 1 step away from being a sandwich (00:04:30) Audio Traffic Lights (00:10:08) How Many Pools to Fill a Pool (00:12:47) The Danger of Farm Poo Tanks (00:13:50) Circular Cell Phones (00:17:35) Cups with Holes (00:20:37) Dance Passwords (00:24:45) Things You Smelt You Ate (00:30:49) If All Animals Had The Same Intelligence Level As Humans (00:36:06) If There Were No Seasons (00:40:09) Mouth to Ear (00:46:02) If You Felt The Same Way All Day (00:49:53) Summary (00:50:56) Reincarnation (00:52:10) New York Jets Bible Study (00:53:01) Back Pain and Getting Older

S6E6 - Anti-Bucket List

This episode kicks off with the boys diving headfirst into the ultimate internet debate: could 100 men actually take down a gorilla? (Spoiler: chaos, bad plans, and zero survivors.) After that, it's all about the anti-bucket list—a ranking of things they’ve done once and absolutely never want to do again. From staying up way too late and regretting every second, to the trauma of tasting Vegemite, pickling an egg (why?), and the regret-fueled memory of downing three Farmers Wraps, it’s a parade of pain. They also hit the horrors of wearing bad shoes, oversharing on social media, taking a shot of Everclear (immediate regret), and even visiting Paris, which, somehow, made the list. It’s hilarious, weirdly relatable, and might make you rethink your own bucket list. #PodcastLife #AntiBucketList #FunnyPodcast #ComedyPodcast #GorillaDebate #NeverAgain #HotTakes #PodcastClip #Storytime #InternetDebates #RegretList (00:00:00) 100 Men Vs 1 Gorilla  (00:09:16) Hot Take On Swimsuits (00:11:10) Is Basketball Rigged? (00:12:42) #1 Staying Up Late (00:19:36) #2 Vegemite  (00:22:34) #3 Pickling an Egg (00:26:42) #4 Eating 3 Farmers Wraps (00:31:14) #5 Wearing Bad Shoes (00:37:45) #6 Posting on Social Media (00:41:51) #7 Taking a Shot of Everclear (00:48:22) #8 Visit Paris

S6E5 - Things That Don't Make Sense

In this episode—Season 6, Episode 5, "Things That Don’t Make Sense"—we dive into a bunch of everyday things that just don’t quite add up. We kick things off with our half marathon prep, then get into odd phrases like “in front of my back,” and drop what might be the hottest take of the podcast. From there, it’s a wild ride: why we always leave the paper towel ready, why people willingly give their DNA to private companies, and why we blindly accept virtual cookies. We question why hockey players don’t wear full face masks, the bizarre idea of having just one beer, and the strange phenomenon of dry windshield wipers. We also touch on the confusing move to cloud storage, the debate around standing to pee, and the trick of keeping one eye closed during late-night bathroom trips. Along the way, we chat about ‘Lips of an Angel,’ cereal crumbs as life lessons, the almost religious loyalty to Costco, the idea of regrowing limbs, and even toss around some Canadian federal election predictions. It’s a mix of curiosity, confusion, and comedy—just the way we like it. (00:00:00) Preparing For The Half Marathon (00:05:06) In Front Of My Back (00:06:26) Hottest Take Of The Podcast (00:09:10) Leave The Paper Towel Ready (00:15:37) Giving DNA To Private Companies (00:21:40) Accepting Virtual Cookies (00:29:03) Not Wearing Full Face Masks In Hockey (00:35:36) Having Just One Beer (00:38:06) Dry Wipers (00:41:04) The Move To Cloud Storage (00:46:55) Standing To Pee (00:48:32) Keeping One Eye Closed While Peeing At Night (00:49:46) Summary (00:50:36) Lips Of An Angel (00:51:30) Cereal Crumbs And Life Lessons (00:52:44) Costco Religion (00:53:45) Regrowing Limbs (00:54:37) Canadian Federal Election Predictions

S6E4 - Facts I Like

This episode is a wild ride through oddball facts and late-night thoughts. We dive into election burnout, the strange link between class rings and MLMs, and whether info overload is making us dumber. There's space stuff, alien theories, sharks older than trees, and a very real struggle to plug in a mic. We try to hum with our noses closed, reflect on death (lightly), and wonder if monkeys could write Shakespeare. Oh—and yes, sharing chocolate with your partner is a minefield. It’s weird, random, and weirdly relatable. Just how we like it. #PodcastLife #WeirdFacts #ComedyPodcast #RandomThoughts #SpaceTalk #AlienTheories #ShowerThoughts #FunScience #PhilosophyLite #UselessKnowledge #HumorPod #CuriousMinds #DeepishThoughts #MonkeysAndShakespeare #SharksBeforeTrees