THE PRETTY SHITTY HOTLINE: "he asked if I had a lighter... I said yes and then he never gave it back?"

voice note #26: i burnt my toast

happy sunday my pretties!!! just wanted give you a lil update on LIFE. ♡ here is my burn toast situation this morning: ALSO…. correction on the bull tarot card: IT WAS A BUFFALO (which is even more adorbs) okay that is all i got for ya!!! xoxo - Bx support women in the arts!!! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit prettyinperson.substack.com/subscribe [https://prettyinperson.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_2]

voice note #25: starting my life over in hawaii

Recorded - Jan 6 . 2025 hello you beautiful people !!!! i missed VN-ing you so let’s walk & talk. <3333 — Written - Jan 8 . 2025 it’s 9:46am and i’m currently sitting my boney little booty on a cold, lonesome barstool in the san diego airport and sippin’ a buenaveza as I wait to board my flight to CABO!!!! (airport beers don’t count, right?!?!) we’re off to celly my bestie for finding an angel man who loves her so much that he agreed to put up with her antics for the remainder of LIFE! i am so damn exited. it’s been MONTHS since i’ve gotten the chance to enjoy some quality girl gang time… between all the moving and travel and life just life-ing, getting together with my all my girls in one place has become a rarity. looking back, i don’t think i really understood how special it was to be a girl in her 20s, living in the city just a block (or lil train ride) away from all my friends… and the older i get, like the deeper i grow into womanhood, the more i realize how important female friendships are and where i’ve fallen short. so take this as a sign to call your bestie and spill some tea and have some giggles!!! anywayzzzzz i have a shopping / packing meltdown voice note I’ll send you guys next tweeeek once i’m back in my body ᵕ̈ i’m currently reading I Regret Almost Everything by Keith McNally and so far, it doesn’t suck… though, i will say i’m on chapter 7 and it is pretty depressing haha. i haven’t read a memoir in a minute but i saw my friend’s husband’s dad reading this on vaca and minetta tavern is one of my favorite restaurants so it got my attention… nothing like a lil NYC lore! aside from that i’ve been beaching and eating and loving and reading and music-ing and hiking and creating and doing my best to figure out this new thingy i’m doing called island life… god i have so much to share - idk where my head has been!!! we’ll run it back next week. G2G ABOUT TO TAKE OFF!! x0Xo - Bx pretty in person is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit prettyinperson.substack.com/subscribe [https://prettyinperson.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_2]

THE PRETTY SHITTY HOTLINE: "he asked if I had a lighter... I said yes and then he never gave it back?"

WELCOME TO THE FIRST EPYYYYY OF THE PRETTY SHITTY HOTLINE!! Where we unpack all the pretty shitty stuff going on in your life. Ft. mi new cameo hoodie from walmart that I’m obsessed with, my singular perky eyebrow in need of a sedative that I’m not so obsessed with, and billy broadcasting from germany in a dark room parked in a red gamer chair that he acquired from literally god knows where… Today we go quick and dirty on a few things: * Confusing guys breadcrumbing like it’s a full charcute (aka charcuterie board) * The eternal fuck-boy-mommy-trauma-dumping-mindset that is giving chlamydia * And how to not write about the same 12 anxieties of the world that every other human online is stuck on SRY for the late drop… had some doggy medical drama last night. But we survived. We’re resilient. We’re here. » DROP UR QUESTIONS FOR NEXT WEEK HERE [https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeLuenbytdH_TzZvl96gnzHWioyrIGf-v9yKeRcid7dphsSgw/viewform?usp=header] ᵕ̈ « Until then… let’s have one more moment of silence for the cameo hoodie xoxoxo pretty in person is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit prettyinperson.substack.com/subscribe [https://prettyinperson.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_2]

Voice Note #24: Am I addicted to Disappointment?

Excuse me while I’m just out here being fit as fuqqq… And on that note. . . A moment for the jet black hair while I wait for mi elevator ᵕ̈ My spirit when I realized I paid $52 for this mid ass bite but am too emotionally committed to stop and shall now suffer in overwhelm, forevermore. LOVE YOU BYE !!!!!!<33333 pretty in person is pretty cool This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit prettyinperson.substack.com/subscribe [https://prettyinperson.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_2]

Voice Note #23: it's july 4th, let's talk about america

HEY HAPPY JULY 4TH!!! Let’s talk about America… sry my brain is half functioning in this VN and I added a lil diddy (not p) on the end for some flavaaaflav as I rush to get ready to go to the lake so mi familia doesn’t yell at me for being a SLOWMOoO0o. But none the less, substack first! HOPE YOU GET OUTSIDE AND SMILE BIG AND POP UR SHIT TODAY XOXOXOXOXOXO I G2G BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE YELLING AT ME TO HURRY UP LOVE YOU BYE <33333333 This is our cooler getting ready to partaaaayyyy!!! Idk what else to take a picture of rn lol bYE ᵕ̈ pretty ppl in the house subscribe This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit prettyinperson.substack.com/subscribe [https://prettyinperson.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_2]