We Got Our Asses Kicked. It Worked.

The Winners’ Charter

Five principles from the faction that stopped fighting and started winning. “The golden carp has escaped the net. What will he feed on now?” - The Blue Cliff Record, case 49 The animal rights movement spent a decade tearing itself apart—abolitionists versus welfarists, open rescue versus underground, endless fights over who to cancel. That war is finally ending, and a new faction is rising from its ashes: Team Win, defined by a single commitment to winning for animals by any means short of violence. Drawing on the Grassroots Animal Rights Summit in DC, Anima International's brutally honest internal culture, the Ridglan beagle rescue, and a board-game-obsessed Polish campaigner who plays to win, I lay out the five principles of the Winners' Charter. Plus: a time-traveling dialogue about why short-term wins and long-term power were never really at odds, and why whatever you're most confident about today is probably what you'll be most embarrassed about in eight years. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit sandcastlesblog.substack.com [https://sandcastlesblog.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

It’s Everybody’s Fault

Imploring animal advocates to stop confusing moral and strategic questions At one moment in Humane Hancock's new documentary The Dying Trade, two characters debate who is really to blame for factory farming — corporations or consumers? I use it as a jumping-off point to argue that the whole debate is a distraction. Whether responsibility falls on CEOs, workers, consumers, or regulators, the more important question is always: what actually works? From DxE's compassionate disruption tactics to the chaotic, salsa-flinging foie gras campaigns of AAC and CAFT, the animal movement too often dresses up moral preferences as strategic arguments — and that the cure is to think like a strategist first, not a philosopher. Also featuring Adolf Eichmann, Gary Francione, and Temple Grandin's wardrobe. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit sandcastlesblog.substack.com [https://sandcastlesblog.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

Yes, You. Move to San Francisco.

A guest essay by Itsi Weinstock, introduced by Aidan. The case for why animal advocates — yes, you specifically — need to get to San Francisco right now, why the AI revolution makes this the most important city on earth for the movement, and what you can do this week from wherever you are to steer AI positively for animals. Links mentioned in this episode: Subscribe to Itsi's newsletter: Frontier Animals [https://frontieranimals.substack.com/] Use this form [https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfYHcW2FZ8UsFU2cxxHNfL-KTyxjSc2C0Y6mgnYIhYNekTnvQ/viewform?usp=publish-editor] to tell Itsi and Aidan how they can help you move to SF. Sentient Futures subsidized residency in SF — details and application here [https://airtable.com/appH8q9zNviH79aXk/pagKMMWKdy2UaIaVM/form]. For Aidan's first post on AI, see the earliest episode on this podcast feed, The Tsunami is Coming. Finally, please enter the Hyperstition for Good writing competition [https://hyperstition.sentientfutures.ai/] (sponsored by Sentient Futures x Compassion in Machine Learning) This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit sandcastlesblog.substack.com [https://sandcastlesblog.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

We Got Our Asses Kicked. It Worked.

A week ago, 1,000 of us walked into a muddy field in Wisconsin expecting to rescue 2,000 beagles from a notorious factory farm. Instead, we got tear gassed, pepper sprayed, and shot at with bean bags. We didn't get a single dog out. Wayne Hsiung, who led the action, has been apologizing ever since. This is my attempt to explain why he shouldn't be — why the ass-kicking was the plan working, not failing, and why the 1,000 people who took chemical weapons to the face for animals who can never thank them deserve to hold their heads high. Also: what tear gas actually feels like, why you should never shower with your underwear off afterwards, and what the 1963 Children's March in Birmingham can teach us about taking a beating on purpose. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit sandcastlesblog.substack.com [https://sandcastlesblog.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

We're All Incrementalists Now

When I was a college organizer with Direct Action Everywhere, I dismissed the welfare campaigners at The Humane League as sellouts. They thought I was a naïf. Neither of us was right — but it took years for me to understand why. In this classic essay, I argued that the old "welfarism versus abolitionism" divide was always a category error: every animal advocate is an incrementalist, just focusing on different increments. The more useful frame, borrowed from social movement theory, is the inside-outside strategy — and once you see it, the apparent contradiction between cage-free campaigns and restaurant disruptions starts to look less like a civil war and more like a playbook. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit sandcastlesblog.substack.com [https://sandcastlesblog.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]