The STAR TREK Pilots

"Farpoint" to "All Good Things" and MOTU

How much did STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION change in seven seasons? Find out as we compare its start with its ending, "All Good Things." Then, hold "aloft your magic sword" because the Jerks have the power as they review MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE.

The STAR TREK Pilots

Our most epic episode yet! We review all the STAR TREK pilots from 1964 to 2000. Which will we greenlight and which will we send to development hell?

SFA: Rubincon and GROOM LAKE

Caleb's two moms face off as Nus Braka puts the Federation on trial. Meanwhile, "Captain" Reno and the cadets must disable the Omega Genesis Narada 47 weapon. Will they recover the rest of the Athena and save the day? What the Jerks think of it all will surprise you! The verdict is in. Can William Shatner act? We render our judgment with our review of GROOM LAKE. Trigger Warning: We discuss SA in this segment.

SFA: 300th Night and Secrets of a Married Man

Ms. Caleb's Mom is found. Caleb and company steal a shuttle to rescue her from the clutches of the baddies. More glitter vomit and a treacherous night market. All in the penultimate episode of STARFLEET ACADEMY before the finale. Then, William Shanter makes strange bedfellows with Cybil Shepard and Michelle Philipps in SECRETS OF A MARRIED MAN. Does this made-for-tv movie Shat the bed? Find out in this week's episode.

SFA: "Life of Stars" and TJ HOOKER

The USS Athena and it's Starfleet Academy atrium become Grover's Corners, as we finally confirm cadets are all musical theater kids. But between Thorton Wilder's words, another drama brews between Caleb and a now sanctioned Tarima after her actions on the Miyazaki. And then William Shanter returns to the small screen of the 80s, but he trades his Starfleet Uniform for LACPD blues. He's got his own cadets to train in the neverending-copganda War on Crime. And that's because, "TJ Hooker's the name."