Medicine Malfunction

What Would You Say?

Sometimes you sit down to record an episode and realize you either have nothing to say… or you have so much to say you can’t pick a starting point. This week, Andrea talks about that in-between space — the season where you’re still processing life, work, illness, and the complicated systems we all have to navigate. Not every moment needs to be a perfectly packaged lesson. Sometimes the real work is simply showing up and continuing forward. If you’re trying to navigate healthcare without losing your mind, Andrea created the Alive Out of Spite Patient Playbook to help you prepare for appointments, organize your information, and advocate for yourself more effectively. Download it at: aliveoutofspite.com Stay alive. It pisses people off.

If I Can’t Perform, Do I Still Matter?

What happens when your body stops matching the identity you built your life around? In this episode of Spitefully Yours, I talk about something that feels abstract and hard to name — the quiet fear that my value is slipping as my physical abilities change. For most of my life, competence was my currency. Being capable made me feel safe. In control. Reliable. It gave me proof that I mattered. When my health was stable, I felt aligned with that identity. Strong. Useful. Steady. But when illness began to shift my physical reality — when I stopped bouncing back the way I used to, when I started falling, when walking became a negotiation and I began using a cane — something deeper began to shift too. It wasn’t just mobility. It was identity. This episode isn’t about diagnosis or timelines. It’s about the slow disorientation of realizing your body no longer responds the way your mind expects it to. It’s about grief that isn’t linear. About missing the sturdiness you once felt in your own skin. About the tension between logically knowing you still have value and emotionally feeling like it’s quietly draining away when you can’t perform the way you once did. We talk about: Competence as identity The emotional impact of physical limitation The grief of losing ease and reliability The discomfort of being seen as “inspirational” just for surviving Untangling worth from output Who we are when achievement is stripped away I explore the uncomfortable question: If I couldn’t achieve, produce, or perform the way I used to… would I still feel valuable? And the answer I keep coming back to is this: Yes. Because I am still me. Because love still counts. Because value was never meant to be measured in productivity alone. This episode is for anyone whose body has changed before their identity caught up. For anyone who built their worth on reliability and is now learning how to exist without turning themselves into a metaphor. No hero narrative. No toxic positivity. Just honest reflection. Show Notes In this episode, I reference: • Living with progressive physical limitation • The psychological impact of shifting ability • Grief that ebbs and flows • Identity beyond productivity If this conversation resonates with you, you may find support in my free resource: The Spite to Might Playbook – a practical, grounded guide to navigating healthcare without burning out or blaming yourself. You can download it here: 👉 https://aliveoutofspite.com If you want deeper tools, tracking templates, and expanded resources, check out the full Playbook and Expansion Pack on the site. As always: Stay alive. It pisses people off. Stay spiteful, my friends. Spite keeps me alive.

Handicapped This

In this episode of Spitefully Yours, Andrea Welker takes on one of her biggest pet peeves — people who park in handicapped spaces without authorization — and explains why it’s not a harmless shortcut, a “just a minute” decision, or a victimless act. Using a real-world encounter as a jumping-off point, the episode breaks down what disabled parking spaces are actually for: safety, access, energy conservation, and preventing harm — not convenience or efficiency. Andrea explains why invisible disabilities are still disabilities, why hazard lights don’t grant permission, and why disabled people don’t owe anyone proof, politeness, or education. The episode also explores the emotional and physical toll placed on disabled people when access is blocked — the constant calculations, the lost energy, and the unfair expectation that they quietly absorb other people’s entitlement. Andrea addresses the anger many disabled folks feel, clearly distinguishing between emotional reactions and illegal actions, while stating the legal reality: disabled people are not responsible for damage to someone else’s vehicle simply because someone chose to park illegally. Rather than softening the message, the episode redirects the anger toward accountability — documenting violations, reporting them safely, and calling out behavior without self-destruction. It closes with a firm reminder that allyship is corrective, not performative, and that disabled access is not optional. This episode isn’t about being nice. It’s about being clear. Donation Link: https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/YCMP7TXDFCBHC

Interview with a Caregiver

This episode is about caregiving — not as an abstract role, but as a lived reality. During the worst year of my life, my husband became my primary caregiver. We didn’t plan for that. We didn’t train for it. We just ended up there — together — inside a system that wasn’t built for either of us. In this conversation, I interview him about what it was actually like to watch someone you love disappear into illness, advocate inside broken systems, carry fear quietly, and keep showing up when there are no instructions and no guarantees. We talk about resentment, grief, helplessness, loyalty, exhaustion, and the moments no one prepares caregivers for — including the ones that don’t fit the inspirational narrative. This episode is for caregivers who feel invisible. For patients who wonder what their illness costs the people who love them. And for anyone who believes caregiving deserves honesty, not polish. No platitudes. No savior stories. Just the truth — from both sides of the bed. #Caregivers #Healthcare #ChronicIllness #Fear #CaregiverSupport #MedicalTrauma #Podcasting #AmericanHealthCareSystem #211 #MentalHealth #Depression #Hope National Caregiver Help Desk (Caregiver Action Network) Professional guidance, peer support, tools, and community resources specifically for family caregivers — including personalized help via phone or online. 👉 Hotline: (855) 227-3640 Family Caregiver Alliance (FCA) A national nonprofit offering caregiver education, self-care guides, tools, and support resources to help sustain long-term caregiving. 211 Caregiver Resources Call 211 in the U.S. to connect with updated, local caregiving assistance — respite care options, counseling referrals, and support services in your community.

Medicine Malfunction

What actually happens when medication access breaks down? In this episode of Spitefully Yours, Andrea Welker talks about the quiet reality most people never see — missed doses, pharmacy delays, shortages, insurance denials, provider hesitation, and the slow spiral that can follow when your body depends on medication to function, regulate mood, or survive. This isn’t a rant about “bad doctors” or “noncompliant patients.” It’s an honest look at how medications work in real bodies — shaped by sleep, hormones, stress, nutrition, neurodivergence, timing, and life — and what happens when the healthcare system treats that complexity like an inconvenience. Andrea shares personal experiences with antidepressants, thyroid medication, hormone therapy, pandemic-era shortages, and the real cost to patients when care is delayed or denied. You’ll hear why skipping doses isn’t benign, why escalation isn’t being “difficult,” and why documentation is often the difference between being dismissed and being helped. This episode also introduces the medication tracking worksheet and stacking method Andrea created to help patients track meds, symptoms, and daily life — plus scripts you can use with doctors, pharmacists, and insurance companies when you’re too exhausted to advocate on the fly. No medical advice. No shame. Just tools, truth, and survival strategies for navigating a system that often fails the people inside it. Resources from this episode — including free advocacy tools — are available at 👉 https://aliveoutofspite.com #spitefullyyourspodcast #PatientFirst #ChronicIllnessCommunity #Healthcare #MedicationAccess #Insurance #PharmacyLife #DisabledVoices #TruthMatters #TrumpsAmerica