19. The Dragon Who Just Wanted to Bake

19. The Dragon Who Just Wanted to Bake

Gnarlgultch is supposed to be a terrifying dragon, but he's a vegetarian who only wants to run a bakery. His fire is perfect for toasting and useless for menacing, he's allergic to gold, and every knight the kingdom sends to slay him leaves with a basket of warm scones and a new favorite café. It escalates until the whole kingdom is lining up at the dragon's door.

18. The Politest Pirates on the Seven Seas

The crew of the Soggy Biscuit are the worst pirates on the seven seas: the parrot only says 'thank you very much,' the captain is terrified of getting his socks wet, and their treasure map keeps leading to mildly inconvenient things. It is a complete disaster — right up until their endless politeness accidentally wins them the only treasure that ever mattered.

17. The World's Most Specific Superpower

Theo's superpower is knowing exactly how long something has been in the microwave. That's it. Completely, totally, magnificently useless — until the day it becomes the only thing standing between the school science fair and complete catastrophe.

16. Pizza Emergency

The usual pizza delivery guy is sick. Mikey's backup plan: send Raphael to pick up the order in person. In a trenchcoat. In daylight. What could possibly go wrong? Everything. Everything goes wrong.

15. The Tiny Arms Problem

Rex is the most magnificent T-Rex in the Cretaceous — terrifying roar, thunderous stomp, magnificent teeth. There is just one small problem. His arms. They are absolutely, embarrassingly, hilariously tiny — and today Rex has a very long to-do list.