We Can’t Win For Losing

What Makes Chris Stupider Than Gary

Funny riffs on car warning and hostess fun! Then: Chris relates his foundational incidents that laid the foundation for his stupidity: Stealing candy from a store and, much later, money from a mall fountain. Learning how to drive (Dad vs. Mom). Scalping David Bowie tickets. Hearing Dad’s F-bomb for the first time. Getting totally smashed with my best friend at 18 – and having to deal with the consequences. If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: ⁠ [https://www.crazydadstore.com/]https://www.crazydadstore.com⁠ [https://www.crazydadstore.com⁠] Leave us a note at ⁠ [https://www.facebook.com/stupidpeoplepodcast]https://www.facebook.com/stupidpeoplepodcast⁠ [https://www.facebook.com/stupidpeoplepodcast⁠]. It would make us smile. Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: ⁠ [https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/]https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/⁠ [https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/⁠]

What Made Gary Stupid

Gary’s childhood injury. Sears Automotive. Car seats that don’t work. Garage door mishap. Sliding door handle. Car hatchback door. Pink tile grout. “Teaching” his daughter to curse. Wal-Mart encounter. Shoe issues. Clothing issues. Bonus: a short riff on condensed soup. If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: ⁠ [https://www.crazydadstore.com/]https://www.crazydadstore.com⁠ [https://www.crazydadstore.com⁠] Leave us a note at ⁠ [https://www.facebook.com/stupidpeoplepodcast]https://www.facebook.com/stupidpeoplepodcast⁠ [https://www.facebook.com/stupidpeoplepodcast⁠]. It would make us smile. Or you can email us at ⁠stupidpeoplepodcastshow@gmail.com⁠ [stupidpeoplepodcastshow@gmail.com]. Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: ⁠ [https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/]https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/⁠ [https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/⁠]

Dying a Second Time

The “On Death and Dying of Laughter” episode clearly was not enough for Chris and Gary, the show’s co-hosts. Funny and stupid headstones. Proposed names of Jeffrey Dahmer dishes. Gary seems to get confused between dying and diarrhea. What Chris wants to do if he’s given a week to live – or an entire year for that matter.  If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT.  Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: ⁠ [https://www.crazydadstore.com/]https://www.crazydadstore.com⁠ [https://www.crazydadstore.com⁠] Leave us a note at ⁠ [https://www.facebook.com/stupidpeoplepodcast]https://www.facebook.com/stupidpeoplepodcast⁠ [https://www.facebook.com/stupidpeoplepodcast⁠]. It would make us smile. Or you can email us at ⁠stupidpeoplepodcastshow@gmail.com⁠ [stupidpeoplepodcastshow@gmail.com]. Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/ [https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/]

We Can’t Win For Losing

Chris almost goes postal on Gary when the Stupid People Party doesn’t even get a single vote at the Iowa Caucus. Chris becomes an election denier and concocts a conspiracy theory. The episode devolves into an explanation of Iowa Caucus food, and we end up suspending our campaign, but not the way one would think! Chris also reveals the sole funding source for our campaign. If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT.  Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: ⁠ [https://www.crazydadstore.com/]https://www.crazydadstore.com⁠ [https://www.crazydadstore.com⁠] Leave us a note at ⁠ [https://www.facebook.com/stupidpeoplepodcast]https://www.facebook.com/stupidpeoplepodcast⁠ [https://www.facebook.com/stupidpeoplepodcast⁠]. It would make us smile.  Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/ [https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/] Trump and Biden AI courtesy of https://tryparrotai.com [https://tryparrotai.com]

Gary Steals the Show

A funny fake ad on Chris gives Gary a little extra leash, and he does not disappoint! Nostradamus. Dentist who goes ape on a patient. Tommy Smothers, who died recently. Willie Colon, who is still alive. Sexual jeopardy. Phone calls on detective shows. Shingrix. Doing nothing (jobs, Tovala oven). Stupid lawsuits (Reese’s, Burger King, Red Bull, McDonald’s). Warning labels on condoms. Car washes. Forgetful wife stabs husband. Stolen home alarm system signs. (Chris interrupts with stollen and free-range chicken.) Hung Cao, Virginia senatorial candidate. USPS price increases.  If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT.  Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: ⁠ [https://www.crazydadstore.com/]https://www.crazydadstore.com⁠ [https://www.crazydadstore.com⁠] Leave us a note at ⁠ [https://www.facebook.com/stupidpeoplepodcast]https://www.facebook.com/stupidpeoplepodcast⁠ [https://www.facebook.com/stupidpeoplepodcast⁠]. It would make us smile.  Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/ [https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/]