Return Love to Sender

Crinkled Paper

Our caller complains about the fancy, crinkled paper used in packages. Capone & Defeo improvise the potential origin of this idea and are so blown away by their discovery that they literally fall out of their chairs.

Sing Therapy

Our caller complains about people who sing when they're mad to express their anger. Capone & Defeo improvise a scene where a couple uses sing therapy to hash out their issues. They belt out some catchy lyrics, but it doesn't sound like their marriage is going to be a hit.

Return Love to Sender

Our caller complains about her multiple failed attempts to return a printer. Capone & Defeo improvise what would happen if someone tried to return love. Not an easy task, especially without a receipt.

British Canada

Our caller complains about his fellow British citizen's disrespect of the monarch during the Queen's Jubilee. Did Capone & Defeo present solutions to halt this outlandish behavior? Not on your Nelie. Were their British accents horrible and insulting? Maybe. Did they come up with an entirely new region called British Canada? Absolutely.

Street Feet Massage

Our caller complains that each foot was not given equal time during a foot massage. Capone & Defeo think on their feet to solve this dilemma but it turns out that a foot massager is stubborn and strict about equal foot time.