All that affection after one date? Yeah… no.

“Parking Lots, Facebook Foolery and Pomp and Circumstance”

This week on That Ain’t Happenin’, we’re covering two of society’s greatest modern dangers: Facebook scams and parking lot road rage. First up: Facebook scams. Somehow every scammer online either wants your banking information, your login code, or wants you to believe they’re selling a 2022 camper for $800 because they’re “moving overseas suddenly.” We also dive into the complete madness happening in parking lots everywhere. Apparently once people enter a crowded parking lot, all traffic laws and human decency disappear. And of course, we could not ignore graduation season chaos. Every family suddenly owns matching shirts, giant balloon arches, and enough yard signs to start a small advertising company. Podcast Theme Music is by artlist.io  Find us on Instagram @thatainthappeninpod or email us at thatainthappeninpod@gmail.com with your stories that need to be shared!

Where baby trends get talked through, laughed about, and gently called out with a simple truth: that ain’t happening!

Welcome back to That Ain’t Happening—the podcast where we take one look at modern baby culture and collectively say… yeah, no. This episode? Oh, we’re diving headfirst into all things baby: babymoons (because nothing says relaxation like traveling while 7 months pregnant), “keger pregger” culture (we have thoughts…so many thoughts), sip-and-sees (a baby meet-and-greet or a snack-based social obligation?), and the ever-growing list of events that somehow require a registry. Podcast Theme Music is by artlist.io  Find us on Instagram @thatainthappeninpod or email us at thatainthappeninpod@gmail.com with your stories that need to be shared!

If they’re rushing you, they’re robbing you!

This week on That Ain’t Happenin, we’re exposing scams—aka the reason none of us answer the phone anymore. We’re talking fake emails, sketchy DMs, and ‘too good to be true’ deals, plus how to spot them before your bank account and dignity take a hit. Podcast Theme Music is by artlist.io  Find us on Instagram @thatainthappeninpod or email us at thatainthappeninpod@gmail.com with your stories that need to be shared!

All that affection after one date? Yeah… no.

Welcome back to That Ain’t Happenin, the podcast where we talk about things that absolutely should not be happening—like someone planning your future together after one good date. Today we’re talking love bombing and Valentine’s Day, aka the Super Bowl of red flags wrapped in heart-shaped candy. Podcast Theme Music is by artlist.io  Find us on Instagram @thatainthappeninpod or email us at thatainthappeninpod@gmail.com with your stories that need to be shared!

From spotless kitchens to barely holding it together. Back when perfection was required… now we’re just trying not to snap.”

“Welcome back to That Ain’t Happenin, the podcast where we’re talking housewives from the 1950s to now—back when a spotless home was a personality trait, dinner was on the table at 5, and nobody ever talked about stress… versus today, when surviving the day without losing your mind is the real achievement. From pearls and casseroles to messy buns and iced coffee, we’re breaking down how the role has changed—and how some of the chaos somehow stayed exactly the same.” Podcast Theme Music is by artlist.io  Find us on Instagram @thatainthappeninpod or email us at thatainthappeninpod@gmail.com with your stories that need to be shared!