Ep 67: Kevin Runs This Shit

Ep 69: New Year Same Shit

In today's episode, we got you a bunch of heaters because of how ice cold we are. We lay down some knowledge on ya asses in the form of chefing up. And when I mean we, I mean Kev, because he's the expert here. Which will definitely come in handy for everybody who didn't participate in Valentines Day. If it couldn't be more obvious, we got our own "flower," and life screwed us instead. And that wasn't even the worst part of it all. We all ended up seeing Drake's meat propeller, and Subway dropped footlong cookies and churros to celebrate that shit. But all of that combined wasn't nearly as bad as Madame Webb's trailer. I mean, the suits are OK, but Sony needs to get their shit together and stop. Oh, and Drake named his kid Adonis, like who the hell does that shit? After everything in the entire episode, I have to say without a doubt that the worst thing was Kev's ass falling asleep, not once but twice. Now that's two episodes in a row, but who can blame the man who does it all? Who literally can't keep the ladies away? Who regrettably told us about his propeller, I mean, that's his fault, right?

Ep 68: Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal

You can't start a holiday episode without some Christmas shit, so we talk about how the game awards got robbed and what should've won instead. And apparently, you can brainwash yourself with too many Christmas songs. Which sucks, but not as much as our game awards this year, I mean, Spider-man 2 was robbed! But I digress because it's not about games or Mariah Carey, it's about family. Sike! Let's be honest, it's about the food, now go get a plate and sit down with them family to listen to our holiday cheer!

Ep 67: Kevin Runs This Shit

Today, we're kicking it off with a bang, or should I say a WHAM! Because you can't feel the holiday joy without it, and it is always better to have family as well. So we get into the nitty gritty of family shit and also midgets. And once again, Jerry doesn't use his notes or even his rice cooker, for that matter. Not that it has much relevance, but Jerry is learning new things. And as that happens, Kevin learns that Jerry is cooking up some dope video game ideas. It may be nothing new, but what is new is wasting a whole ten minutes for a piss brake. It's something else, but boy, does it pull you into what's to come next. Which is realizing our parents are getting old and coming to terms with it. But something that's astonishing is just how far the human body will go, I mean, old people are ruthless, they be going hard. Just like Jerry and his "advertising" of the new Spiderman game, I mean he literally won't shut up about it, or his other game ideas. But thankfully, they both gush over Red Dead Redemption 2 for a bit and give it the recognition it deserves. Much like the game, they pay their respects to Old Faithful and other beautiful national parks. And to top it off, we leave you with pleasant memories of grandmothers and plastic couches.

Ep 66: Homies United

A fateful day has finally come, as we have one of our greatest homies of all time, back on the podcast. As Kevin makes his return to the scene, the two have much to catch up on. They start with the usual small talk but quickly ease into their old ways. As they seamlessly go from reminiscing about college to looking forward to the future and potential plans. Really, there isn't much else to say about a great mixture, just like PB & J, this episode will hit home.

Ep 65: The Stranger

For once on an episode, we open to sweet innocent times about playing some Club Penguin and Wizards 101, but turn to mischievous activities with old friends. One thing that will surprise you is that we preach anti-coke. And that's not even the least of our problems because someone's supposedly dealing in old lady handjobs? I guess abstinence is wack, Confucius even said so. Other than that, we all had to pour one out for Harambe and some other fallen homies, but not before going back to Byrdie and how he took home the gold in vagitarianism. It's a tale much like how Jerry became a judo pro overnight. Enough about that man, though, because we all missed Hayden's birthday. So, of course, we let Hunter steal the show. And man, did Jerry mention that new Spider-Man game? For real, though, happy late birthday, Hayden.