1. Cheese Was Not My Idea

5. In Reality, I'm Probably a Terrible Writer

It's my book's 5th birthday! Happy Birthday, book which I'm not going to name on here! Today I talk about all my years writing, starting when I was only 9, a wee lass still looking for her way in elementary school, to now, as a seventeen year old still looking for her way in elementary school.

4. This Year was Going to Rock but nooooooooo

Today I'm updating everyone one what's been going on in the past month! It's all relatively unexciting, I'm sure a lot of us are on the same Boat of Sadness and Disappointment Steadily Sailing toward a Nonexistent Light at the End of the Horizon. But that's okay. We'll be alright.

3. Please Buy My Freshman Bio Notes

It's been a hot second since I last uploaded an episode. Good thing I make sure to keep the standards low.

2. The Process of Achieving

Today I have an actual ~theme~ for Episode 2 of The Bar is on the Floor. Not that I stay on topic by any means. Listen now to hear me talk about how bad I actually am at getting anything done in life.

1. Cheese Was Not My Idea

Welcome to the first episode of The Bar is on the Floor! Here's an introduction, but don't expect much.