The One with the Maid Dresses

The One with the Maid Dresses

Comparing empirical evidence of whose ass is fatter. Making plans for the cross country caravan. Jingling cat ears. Awkward discussions about whether or not you're actually good enough for OnlyFans. Next step, cow lingerie.

Gypsy OnlyFans Cross-Country Caravan

Rob's got big plans in his future. Since nobody can buy a house anymore, the next best thing is to hit the road. Thankfully, with the advent of the internet and free porn everywhere, it's also really easy to make money, supposedly. Go live your dreams friends.

Dodge Neon Car Chase (w/ Spencer)

Cadavers. Running from the cops on dirt bikes. Running from the cops in a Dodge Neon. Learning Italian to avoid working. The genome project. It's all gene expression, baby. Spencer's checking in from the "Woo" girl capital of the country, Nashville, Tennessee.

Skating the Lincoln Memorial (w/ Lucas)

Lucas is in the army. He's done a lot of fun stuff on the east coast, and will tell you why North Carolina is the worst state. The bugs, man. Bugs and humidity.

We Cheesed Tony (w/ The Boys)

Rob, Richie, Tony, and Brandon kick it and discover titty rocks and million dollar business ideas together. But actual business ideas. Like flavored pasties. Also, this one time we went up to the cabin and threw cheese at Tony while he was sleeping. Was early Christianity a mushroom cult? Deep conversations. Take a load off and kick it with us!