Season 4 Episode 2: Everything is ASS

Season 4 Episode 2: Everything is ASS

Hold onto your broomsticks, Candle Coven, because everything is ass and we’re cackling about it! We discuss the 1990 Cinderella adaptation If the Shoe Fits (a Jennifer Grey/Rob Lowe fashion fever dream), why our galaxy is called the Milky Way (yes, it does involve breastfeeding), and Will Smith (again). Plus: Greco-Roman culture’s tight hold on modern life, glitch-in-the-Matrix stories, and Nathan Fielder’s The Rehearsal. Cozy up, light your Bijou Candles, and let's get into it! Candle of the day: https://bijoucandles.com/products/practical-magic-candle-set [https://bijoucandles.com/products/practical-magic-candle-set] Alaina's T-Shirt: https://bijoucandles.com/products/precious-t-shirt [https://bijoucandles.com/products/precious-t-shirt] Jocelyn's T-Shirt: https://bijoucandles.com/products/team-stevie-t-shirt?variant=41302734143591 [https://bijoucandles.com/products/team-stevie-t-shirt?variant=41302734143591] Links to follow: ⁠⁠instagram.com/bijoucandles⁠⁠ [http://instagram.com/bijoucandles] ⁠⁠tiktok.com/bijoucandles⁠⁠ [http://tiktok.com/bijoucandles] ⁠⁠facebook.com/BijouCandles/ [http://facebook.com/BijouCandles]

Season 4, Episode 1: Jocelyn Broke Her Arm and We Entered a New Timeline

Season 4 starts with a bang (and a fall). Jocelyn breaks her arm, possibly travels through a portal, and definitely drinks Diet Coke like a Victorian ghost. We discuss haunted furniture, therapy breakthroughs, Men in Black, sea turtles as Kramer, and the undeniable power of 1998’s Wild Wild West era. Plus: Reba, Reba’s eyes, SparkNotes, haunted beds, and the philosophical question—are you even a millennial if you didn’t record your family’s answering machine? The candle of the day is Stevie • White Sage & Neroli [https://bijoucandles.com/products/stevie-white-sage-and-neroli-candle] Alaina's Shirt [https://bijoucandles.com/products/different-places-raglan-shirt] Jocelyn's Sweatshirt [https://bijoucandles.com/products/cooper-nielson-dance-company-sweatshirt] Links to follow: ⁠instagram.com/bijoucandles⁠ [http://instagram.com/bijoucandles] ⁠tiktok.com/bijoucandles⁠ [http://tiktok.com/bijoucandles] ⁠facebook.com/BijouCandles/ [http://facebook.com/BijouCandles]

Season 3, Episode 13: Oppenheim My Own Mouth

Wake up, babe, there's a new Candle Coven Podcast episode! This week's episode covers: how to pronounce caramel, fun sized candies, saving leftovers, the fact that literally everything is conjecture, what Stephen King is up to, and what Hello Kitty's actual "speaking" voice sounds like. Cozy up, light your Bijou Candles and get into it! Grab our Thomasin • Woodfire Candle [https://bijoucandles.com/products/thomasin-woodfire-candle]  Shop candles at bijoucandles.com [http://bijoucandles.com/] Submit topics & questions to podcast@bijoucandles.com [podcast@bijoucandles.com] Links to follow: instagram.com/bijoucandles [http://instagram.com/bijoucandles] tiktok.com/bijoucandles [http://tiktok.com/bijoucandles] facebook.com/BijouCandles/ [http://facebook.com/BijouCandles]

Season 3, Episode 12: We are afraid of you

Greetings Candle Coven! This week’s episode covers a myriad of topics such as, but not limited to, “3 Body Problem,” Jocelyn’s current hyper-focus song, “The Godfather,” the fact that “Star Wars” is an opera, the concept of warring only in dance and much much much more!  Grab our Stevie • White Sage & Neroli Candle [https://bijoucandles.com/products/stevie-white-sage-and-neroli-candle]  Shop candles at bijoucandles.com [http://bijoucandles.com/] Submit topics & questions to podcast@bijoucandles.com [podcast@bijoucandles.com] Links to follow: instagram.com/bijoucandles [http://instagram.com/bijoucandles] tiktok.com/bijoucandles [http://tiktok.com/bijoucandles] facebook.com/BijouCandles/ [http://facebook.com/BijouCandles]

Season 3, Episode 11: Unicorn Corn Corn

Get ready Candle Coven because this one’s a doozy! Join in as Alaina gives a good old college try at reading the latest Azealia Banks IG rant (this time she comes for Beyoncé). But in typical Bijou Candles Alaina & Jocelyn fashion, it takes about 30 minutes for Alaina to ACTUALLY read the rant (so many segues!). And from the seed of an Azealia Banks rant grew a beautiful, flourishing episode where they continue to discuss Beyoncé, her heroic baby sister Solange, her husband Jay Z (ever heard of him), Kate Middleton, “all girls schools,” and so much more! Disclaimer: This episode was recorded before the revelation of Kate Middleton’s cancer diagnosis. Grab our Tanya • Aegean Lemon Zest Candle [https://bijoucandles.com/products/tanya-aegean-lemon-zest-classic-candle]  Shop candles at bijoucandles.com [http://bijoucandles.com/] Submit topics & questions to podcast@bijoucandles.com [podcast@bijoucandles.com] Links to follow: instagram.com/bijoucandles [http://instagram.com/bijoucandles] tiktok.com/bijoucandles [http://tiktok.com/bijoucandles] facebook.com/BijouCandles/ [http://facebook.com/BijouCandle/]