Long Island Deli Etiquette

OFFICIALLY better than the COEN BROTHERS

This week, the boys are back and somehow OFFICIALLY better than cinema legends.Brendan recaps his harrowing, nightmare week battling gout, living like Mario Batali in Crocs, and burning through five different delivery trucks just to get stuck in a tow truck with an angry driver. Meanwhile, Jack exposes his terrible habit of skimming wedding websites, leading to a 7-hour drive to Maryland only to completely miss the ceremony.Then, things take a turn into deep, unhinged philosophy as we debate the cleanliness of bodily fluids and how many times you can realistically redrink your own pee before you die.Finally, Brendan debuts his hot-pink crayon costume for a chaotic round of Crayola trivia and forces Jack and Andrew into a high-stakes portrait drawing competition. Who drew a better Brendan: Jack's chiseled, buff inmate or Andrew's piece of toast wearing a shirt? Drop your votes in the comments.Come see Jack and Brendan live tomorrow night at The Cleaners for The Laundry Room with Jack Adam!Timestamps:00:31 Why we are officially better than No Country for Old Men.01:40 Brendan’s 5-truck breakdown.10:46 Jack’s big comedy show tomorrow at The Cleaners.12:12 When Will Purpura used to be a legendary Long Island taxi driver.18:44 The deep science of survival pee-drinking.21:20 Andrew drives 7 hours to Maryland and completely misses a wedding.30:05 Kyla Silk calls Brendan the Cowardly Lion.34:55 Shoutout to Pat the percussionist and the power of the triangle.37:16 COSTUME reveal!39:58 Two Truths and a Lie: Crayola Edition.50:51 The Corduroy Boys Art Class: Drawing Brendan.Follow us on socials: corduroyboys.tv (Yes, there's a dot, Brendan).SUPPORT THE BOYSIf you enjoyed the riffing, make sure to Subscribe and turn on notifications. We’ve got new costumes, better trivia, and more chaos coming every week.THE PODCASTThe Corduroy Boys Podcast is a comedy hang-style (and sometimes) trivia podcast, hosted by New York/Long Island stand-up comedians Jack Adam, Andrew Bergen, and Brendan Ryan. Good vibes, games, trivia, stories, and fun riffs. New episodes every Thursday!SUBMITSend in stories: corduroyboyspod@gmail.comFOLLOWThe Show: @corduroyboyspodJack: @jackadamcomedyAndrew: @andrewbergenBrendan: @brendanryanisfunThe Studio: @thecleaners.nyCheck out art by @steve.camilloneVISITjackadam.tvPATREONpatreon.com/corduroyboysJoin the Patreon to watch content from our time at the Vermont Comedy Festival plus other bonus content and past projects from Jack and Brendan. #CorduroyBoys #CorduroyBoysPod #JackAdamComedy #JackAndBrendan#TheCleanersNY #CoenBrothers #GoutSaga #CrayolaTrivia #CrayonCostume #BadLuckBrendan #PeeDrinkingPhilosophy #LateToTheWedding #TriangleSolo #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #NewYorkComedy #LongIslandComedy #Riffing #HangoutPodcast #FunnyStories

Long Island Deli Etiquette

Welcome back to the "Corduroy Boys" world! This week, we’re diving deep into the unspoken laws of the deli counter and why Brendan might be the new "Muffin Man" of geocaching. It’s a cozy, heavily filtered session of riffs, stories, and the usual non-chaotic energy you’ve come to expect.In this episode, we talk about:The Deli Code: Breaking down the perfect order rhythm and the absolute "She Gave Me Sass" moments at the counter.The Great Egg Debate: Fried vs. Scrambled and why your choice says everything about your character.Logistics & Luck: Brendan’s "Caboose" analogy, Turkey Club loyalty, and the guy holding up the line with lottery tickets.Future Plans: Designing custom "Comic" Hot Dogs and the Johnny Rockets costume business plan.0:00:02 - Intro: The "Corduroy Boys" World0:00:23 - Brendan’s "Caboose" Analogy & Group Conflict0:05:38 - Studio Setup & Artwork Jealousy0:06:46 - Dunkin' Donuts "Fake" Orders & Masculinity0:08:43 - The Triple A Flat Tire Charade0:10:54 - Long Island Deli Etiquette & "She Gave Me Sass"0:13:20 - Breaking Down the Perfect Order Rhythm0:16:51 - The Unspoken Rules of Deli Ordering0:21:40 - Cadence and Cravings: The Long Island Way0:23:30 - The Great Egg Debate: Fried vs. Scrambled0:27:00 - Turkey Club Loyalty & The Boar's Head Crisis0:30:10 - The Lottery Guy Holding Up the Line0:32:10 - Cruise Ship Viruses & Hypochondria0:33:16 - Geocaching: Brendan’s New "Muffin Man" Persona0:41:00 - Half Marathons & Rolled Ankles0:44:00 - Hot Dog Vibe: Brendan’s Future Food Truck0:46:12 - The Johnny Rockets Costume & Business Plan0:51:10 - The Gary Vee Approach to Selling 500 Dogs0:54:55 - Designing Custom "Comic" Hot Dogs 0:1:02:40 - Brendan’s Final Apology & Sign-offSUPPORT THE BOYSIf you enjoyed the riffing, make sure to Subscribe and turn on notifications. We’ve got new costumes, better trivia, and more chaos coming every week.THE PODCASTThe Corduroy Boys Podcast is a comedy hang-style (and sometimes) trivia podcast, hosted by New York/Long Island stand-up comedians Jack Adam, Andrew Bergen, and Brendan Ryan. Good vibes, games, trivia, stories, and fun riffs. New episodes every Thursday!SUBMITSend in stories: corduroyboyspod@gmail.comFOLLOWThe Show: @corduroyboyspodJack: @jackadamcomedyAndrew: @andrewbergenBrendan: @brendanryanisfunThe Studio: @thecleaners.nyCheck out art by @steve.camilloneVISITjackadam.tvPATREONpatreon.com/corduroyboysJoin the Patreon to watch content from our time at the Vermont Comedy Festival plus other bonus content and past projects from Jack and Brendan. #LongIsland #DeliEtiquette #CorduroyBoys #EggSandwich #BorsHead #Geocaching #MuffinMan #HotDogTruck #ComedyPodcast #BrendanRyan #JackAdam #AndrewBergen #DunkinDonuts #AAA #FriedVsScrambled

Building, Getting Cancelled, Ocean Tragedy Trivia

In this episode of The Corduroy Boys Podcast, things get a bit chaotic as the guys dive into everything from home tech struggles to deep-sea tragedies.The episode kicks off with a heated debate over TV resolution and "HDMI guys," before pivoting to a much-anticipated update on the famous shower plant. The middle of the show features personal stories about social anxiety at weddings and a disastrously boozy round of bachelor party mini-golf.One of the more serious segments includes a detailed look back at a "cancelled" moment from an open mic at the Little Nook Cafe. The energy shifts again for the final act: a trivia game titled "Things We Lost to the Ocean," which covers everything from the Edmund Fitzgerald to the death of Steve Irwin—only to be cut short by a frustrating camera failure that leaves the hosts hilariously livid.00:00 — TV Resolutions and HDMI Guys02:44 — The Famous Shower Plant Update04:30 — "We're Just Building" (The Fog of Creation)05:40 — Art Shows and the 20-Podcast Network10:30 — Mini Golf, Transfusions, and Bachelor Parties13:30 — Wedding Social Anxiety and the "Cousin" Incident16:20 — The Bullfrog Neck: Custom Shirt Struggles18:15 — Cartoon Look-alikes: Yosemite Sam & Elmer Fudd21:20 — The "Cancelled" Story: The Little Nook Cafe Open Mic28:40 — The Bro Sleepover Movement & Pillow Forts32:15 — GAME: Things We Lost to the Ocean (Trivia)33:20 — Q1 34:40 — Q2 35:35 — Q3 36:50 — Q439:45 — Q5 40:55 — Q642:00 — Technical Difficulties and Camera Failure RantSUPPORT THE BOYSIf you enjoyed the riffing, make sure to Subscribe and turn on notifications. We’ve got new costumes, better trivia, and more chaos coming every week.THE PODCASTThe Corduroy Boys Podcast is a comedy hang-style (and sometimes) trivia podcast, hosted by New York/Long Island stand-up comedians Jack Adam, Andrew Bergen, and Brendan Ryan. Good vibes, games, trivia, stories, and fun riffs. New episodes every Thursday!SUBMITSend in stories: corduroyboyspod@gmail.comFOLLOWThe Show: @corduroyboyspodJack: @jackadamcomedyAndrew: @andrewbergenBrendan: @brendanryanisfunThe Studio: @thecleaners.nyCheck out art by @steve.camilloneVISITjackadam.tvPATREONpatreon.com/corduroyboysJoin the Patreon to watch content from our time at the Vermont Comedy Festival plus other bonus content and past projects from Jack and Brendan. #TheCorduroyBoys #ComedyPodcast #LongIslandComedy #StandUpComedy #TriviaPodcast #PodcastRiffs #GettingCancelled #LittleNookCafe #OceanTrivia #EdmundFitzgerald #HDMIguy #BullfrogNeck #GripItAndRibbit #YosemiteSam #ElmerFudd #BroSleepover #PillowForts #ComedyChaos #SteveIrwin #JFKJr #ShowerPlant #Terrarium #PodcastMoments #FunnyStories #TriviaGoneWrong #TechnicalDifficulties #ComedyGold #AwkwardWeddings

Restaurant Maxing, Sending Back the Waiter & Weird Laws Trivia

IS SENDING BACK THE WAITER A BALLER MOVE?THE EPISODEIn this episode of The Corduroy Boys Podcast, we dive deep into the unspoken rules of dining out and why some people just can't seem to get their order right. From the high-stakes world of sending back a waiter (not just the food) at Burgerology, to the sheer chaos of a $35 TGI Fridays burger in the middle of Times Square, we’re breaking down the "Restaurant Maxing" lifestyle.We also tackle the internet’s favorite urban legends: Weird Laws. Is it actually illegal to push a live moose out of a plane in Alaska? Can a donkey really not sleep in an Arizona bathtub? Brendan puts us to the test with a high-stakes round of "Law or Naw," and the results are... legally questionable.SUPPORT THE BOYSIf you enjoyed the riffing, make sure to Subscribe and turn on notifications. We’ve got new costumes, better trivia, and more chaos coming every week.THE PODCASTThe Corduroy Boys Podcast is a comedy hang-style (and sometimes) trivia podcast, hosted by New York/Long Island stand-up comedians Jack Adam, Andrew Bergen, and Brendan Ryan. Good vibes, games, trivia, stories, and fun riffs. New episodes every Thursday!SUBMITSend in stories: corduroyboyspod@gmail.comFOLLOWThe Show: @corduroyboyspodJack: @jackadamcomedyAndrew: @andrewbergenBrendan: @brendanryanisfunThe Studio: @thecleaners.nyCheck out art by @steve.camilloneVISITjackadam.tvPATREONpatreon.com/corduroyboysJoin the Patreon to watch content from our time at the Vermont Comedy Festival plus other bonus content and past projects from Jack and Brendan. CHAPTERS00:00 The Art of the "Restaurant Audible"01:16 The Anxiety of Recommending Food02:40 Sending Back the Waiter (The Burgerology Incident)00:09:58 Mother’s Day Disaster & The "Meat Business" Defense00:12:28 Parents Ordering Food Wrong (Rare Burgers & Mushy Pasta)00:13:50 The $35 Times Square TGI Fridays Experience00:15:24 The 7-Eleven "Song and Dance" Man00:17:15 Why Are People So Socially Unaware?00:20:30 Hat Reveal & The "Rope Cutting" Controversy00:23:15 The Giant Easter Egg Prize00:24:30 Tax Brackets & The $9 Million Inheritance00:25:40 Winter Life on Fire Island00:26:40 VW Bugs & Ice Fishing in Connecticut00:27:40 TRIVIA: Law or Naw?00:29:05 Arizona Donkeys & Alabama Mustaches00:32:00 The Airplane Moose Law00:35:00 The Hatch Green Chili "Falsehood"00:36:55 Greased Pig Contests in Minnesota00:39:45 Florida’s Sunday Parachuting Legend00:43:20 Subscribe for Brendan's "Sexy" New Costumes#CorduroyBoys #CorduroyBoysPodcast #TheCorduroyBoys #ComedyPodcast #FunnyPodcast #GroupChatPodcast #Burgerology #RestaurantEtiquette #BadWaiters #TGIFFridays #TimesSquare #MothersDayDisaster #MeatBusiness #RestaurantStories #SocialAwkwardness #7ElevenStories#WeirdLaws #FakeLaws #LawOrNaw #ArizonaLaws #FloridaLaws #MooseLaw #FactOrFiction #PodcastTrivia #LongIslandComedy #NewYorkPodcast #FireIsland #Connecticut #IceFishing #HatCulture #RopeHats

Suits From Dead Guys

DEAD PEOPLE SUITS, HOTEL CHAOS, BACK TO THE FUTURE & MORETHE EPISODE00:00:00 - Thrifting for dead man suits 00:02:19 - resort chaos and core memories00:03:03 - The detergent prank / The soapy beer incident00:04:18 - Flooding the hotel jacuzzi with shampoo00:05:56 - Getting yelled at in a tuxedo on a cruise ship00:09:31 - Spitball punishments in 7th grade00:10:25 - Sent to confession for lying about a project00:13:03 - Learning the "C-word" in 3rd grade00:14:30 - The teacher who drank "nips" before school00:17:15 - "Brendan's crying!" / Dealing with school snitches00:19:09 - The kindergarten paper bag comedy bomb00:21:17 - Conducting the "Happy Birthday" song with a ruler00:23:14 - Back to the Future and Johnny B. Goode00:24:30 - Arctic Diet Coke and knock-off products00:25:24 - The $20,000 hot dog cart license00:29:43 - The Potato Dog: A food truck fantasy00:32:41 - Wrapping up and Trivia teaserTHE PODCASTThe Corduroy Boys Podcast is a comedy hang-style (and sometimes) trivia podcast, hosted by stand-up comedians Jack Adam, Andrew Bergen, and Brendan Ryan. Good vibes, games, trivia, stories, and fun riffs. New episodes every Thursday!SUBMITSend in stories: corduroyboyspod@gmail.comFOLLOWThe Show: @corduroyboyspodJack: @jackadamcomedyAndrew: @andrewbergenBrendan: @brendanryanisfunThe Studio: @thecleaners.nyCheck out art by @steve.camillonePATREONpatreon.com/corduroyboysJoin the Patreon to watch content from our time at the Vermont Comedy Festival plus other bonus content and past projects from Jack and Brendan. THE STUDIOThe Cleaners is a new art gallery and studio located in Merrick, New York. If you are interested in production services for your podcast or social media, email DM @thecleaners.ny on Instagram.#thrifting #dead #suits #resort #chaos #corememories #jacuzzi #shampooprank #cruiseship #schoolstories #happybirthday #backtothefuture #dietcoke #hotdog #hotdogcart #trivia