This Is Financial Advice *

You Can Go To College And Still Be An Idiot

Support us on Patreon! Get episodes ad-free a week early, spicy clips that had to be cut for all the normies, and more! If we get enough patrons, we'll start creating BONUS Episodes!   patreon.com/croutandstowe   College is stupid, and expensive. Stowe shares stories of some of the papers he's had to read  as a part of his English class from other students that don't make any sense at all. Crout talks about how the money college charges is just arbitrary numbers. Guess what, when the school gives you a scholarship for the exact amount you owe, they're just deleting numbers, they're not losing any money or giving you any money. CTRL + ALT + DEL my college debt and student loans, well actually the government is paying for our education because we sold our souls to the Navy. Crout also shares his completely legal life pro tip on how to save $600 on textbooks for classes each university semester. hint: the secret is piracy. Isn't online classes the best way to attend a university?  We talk about how "slang" stands for street language. For some reason, translating slang words into proper, literal english is hilarious. Please enjoy our antics! Leave a comment to tell us about what you thought and how you think we can improve!

Still A Better Love Story Than Twilight

Support us on Patreon! Get episodes ad-free a week early, spicy clips that had to be cut for all the normies, and, if we get enough patrons, BONUS Episodes! patreon.com/croutandstowe Crout is a Twilight fan-girl and isn't ashamed to let the world know. We also discuss some absurd stories from the submarine like ridiculous nicknames we've given people. We do a new bit called "News Anchors Aweigh" where we improv a news anchor and an on-scene reporter for made up headlines.  Subscribe to our Youtube Channel! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqZrxxM3sEQGW8T1zw6lqfg

Illegal Legal Marriage & AI Art

We explore Dall-E 2, ChatGPT, Dall-E Mini and other AI art robots to learn more about them. Mostly by looking at amusing images they generated. Crout becomes ordained and can legally marry anyone. After we coerce you into marriage, you can hire the Crout & Stowe Legal Team as your divorce lawyers. Support us on Patreon for uncut episodes a WEEK early, outtakes, bloopers and more bonus content! https://www.patreon.com/croutandstowe

This Is Financial Advice *

* This is NOT financial advice. Don't do what we did, we are idiots.  We liquidate our entire stock portfolios on Robinhood and gamble $500 using a random stock generator and d20 dice. We also re-visit the San Diego Reader to peruse the classified ads again and make a SHOCKING discovery! This is for entertainment purposes only.

Race War!

One tier list to decide the Earth's superior race. Is it drag racing or luge?  This episode brought to you by the Butcher's Dozen Knife Dicer, another Crout & Stowe original product. Check out our other comedy podcast episodes, anywhere you listen to your podcasts! https://spotifyanchor-web.app.link/e/Am7J6Mhaftb