Dogs with Shotguns, Feet Juice, and Hazards

Everybody Wants Goth Girl Spit

Goth Girl Spit energy drink hit the shelves this week and sold out immediately! A Disney exec's AI "son" is making coworkers nervous, the Right is "transvestigating" Erika Kirk and Sydney Sweeney, and more insane texts are coming out in the Karen Read civil trial. A firefighter was fired for using a racial slur on the county radio, and home health care aide stabbed the woman she was taking care of, and George Santos is back! An average dad was uncovered as MrDeepFakes, 1800 cases of bourbon were stolen from a Philly warehouse, and more bad stories about Mackenzie Shirilla keep coming out. Disney princesses talk about being abused by park guests, a Georgia teacher had inappropriate relations with a student, and we give the results of the Denmark Mullet Championship. All this and Ron takes on the NY Times news quiz again!

Dogs with Shotguns, Feet Juice, and Hazards

A Nebraska dog shot a woman, cosplayers sold fruit juice that had soaked their feet in, and a veteran died after being sucker-punched by a DoorDash driver. We discuss the Freedom 250 concert and the UFC fight on the White House lawn, Ron takes the NY Times news quiz, and we also talk about his recent trip to Vegas! We have two JPMorgan stories this week, an Oklahoma homeowner shot and killed a squatter, and a man killed another man arguing over cars.

God, You're Hot & Other Career-Ending Phrases

We've got follow-ups on the problematic Tennessee school board member, the continuing JPMorgan dueling lawsuit scandal, and the Shirillas showing how bad of a family they are. Two American's were arrested for trying to see Punch, a woman died at Tim Horton after her drive-thru order was wrong, and a man made bank after being wrongfully arrested for posting a meme! A waiter included a racial slur with a customer's order, Fernando Tatis, Jr. lost a lawsuit over his salary, we mourn those we lost this past week, and we have another visit to But The Drag Queens Are The Problem (spoiler alert: they still aren't).

From the Poop Deck to the Poo Poo Man

The Pee Pee Poo Poo Man is back in the news, a NJ gastroenterologist found out how revealing a marital affair can be, and we talk about what we're watching! There was a shooting spree in Austin, an election day alcohol ban in the Bahamas, and a Tennessee teenager called out a creepy school board member. The Trump Phone may or may not be a thing, the head of US Border Patrol resigned for allegedly soliciting sex workers, and a Mel Gibson appearance on the Joe Rogan Experience led to a spike in ivermectin prescriptions! We discuss Patient Zero on the Hantavirus cruise while learning that the Trump administration got rid of the very office that studies the virus last year. A man threw a rock at an endangered seal in Hawaii, a first grade teacher was arrested for sex with an underage boy, and a Michigan congressional candidate is trying to twerk her way into office!

Women Behaving Badly

The women were out of control this week as an Arkansas woman ran a child Fight Club, a DUI Karen was sentenced for killing a motorcyclist, and an Iowa woman drunkenly punched a teenager on a cruise ship! A woman stole from Victoria's Secret to sell on eBay, a Kentucky woman gave her two-year-old a tattoo, and we have an update on the JP Morgan sex slave lawsuit. The Palm Beach Airport is about to be renamed for Trump, Mark Hamill got called out for posted about Trump, and they unveiled a golden statue of Trump at Mar-a-Lago. Kraft releasing a Chicken Ramen flavor of their mac & cheese leads to some reminiscing and we say good bye to Ted Turner! AI got a murder charge overturned in Georgia, a Texas dad killed a carjacker, and we discuss the pros and cons of foreskin reconstruction.