22: Forty! Ohh... I Can Feel it. (Day 17/30 sober)

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24: Smooth Child Criminal (Day 32/30 sober!)

Nate finishes up his 30-day sobriety goal while discussing not missing the blank spots in his memory, the five weapons (he forgot the meditation!), the longest scene in the world, Pepe Le Who-Gives-a-S*** and Looney Tunes Land, Teflon Man and his urine, the crap-eating cannibal, American Greed, videos with a jump-cut every four seconds, movie trailers with crescendoes every four seconds, childhood stories of sneaking and stealing, sniffing fresh spring flowers as a kid, and Instant Boner Pills® ... Emoji credit: Copyright 2018 Twitter, Inc and other contributors Graphics licensed under CC-BY 4.0: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

23: The 3:45 a.m. Episode (Day 25/30 sober)

Nate wields his insomnia as a tool for good as he talks about killing the momentum of his novel by discussing it, staying busy to dodge depression, the importance of having goals to make life bearable, being slow to realize that the world doesn’t revolve around him, his absolute earliest memories, “The Paddle” in public school back in the day, getting spanked by Dad, kids’ eyes being magnetically drawn to the TV whenever something they shouldn’t watch comes on, doing the same dumb thing 1,000 f***ing times and never learning from it, and cancel culture’s two latest casualties: six of Dr. Seuss’s books and the Amazon Shopping app’s “Hitler” icon... Emoji credit: Copyright 2018 Twitter, Inc and other contributors Graphics licensed under CC-BY 4.0: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

BONUS episode #1 (some old material) + Farts!

No summary, but I will say that there's some stuff here to enjoy. I have deleted the version of this episode where I was drinking and slurring my words. Frankly, because it was embarrassing. Some of these are repeated bits from other, numbered episodes, but not much. And how can you resist 3 of my favorite fart stories? Hey, at least there's no commercial in it. No ending either though - it just stops suddenly. Enjoy!

22: Forty! Ohh... I Can Feel it. (Day 17/30 sober)

Nate says "40" a million times as he discusses his flaccid running gag, Kronk crashing his meditation, surrendering control and silencing the inner scoffer, fake bananas, the pucker walk, his first two “published” books, behind the scenes of the Brave Little Puppy (his book that’s still available for library checkout after 40 years!), working on his current novel, the little kid that still lives inside all of us, the utter humiliation of his homemade Mercury model, being able to say “that happened forty years ago!”, how turning 40 kicked his ass, the racist way that rock stations only play white rappers, and his absolutely most hated TV host... Emoji credit: Copyright 2018 Twitter, Inc and other contributors Graphics licensed under CC-BY 4.0: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/