Episode 34: Edible Bird Costume, With Shane Brown

Episode 35: Chocolate Labrador, with Patrick Hercamp

INTERNATIONAL EPISODE! We caught up with our long lost pal Patrick Hercamp, and started off high brow, discussing his diarrhoetic dog friend at the kennel.   After putting Amy and Pat through their paces at the practice citizenship test, we managed to sell the villianous dragons a furry wallet.  And what better way to finish breakfast than Rupert Murdoch writing a story so all lifeforms could be included? By having him fleecing sheep that noone wanted of course!  Bun Absently! ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Episode 34: Edible Bird Costume, With Shane Brown

Together again, with our good pal Shane Brown! We find out how Amy got removed from the local dodgeball league, and how kangaroos invented pizza. We topped off the morning with some study on WWE, a game of Dragons Tank where we could NOT hold an accent while selling the healthiest bird costume, and a story about an imposter, and a beltsmith who was unavailable in perpetuity because they were elsewhere.  Boing apple-teeth!  ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Episode 33: The Largest Leg at the time, With Cam Venn

This week we checked in on our clown pal Cam Venn, and enjoyed a Happy Meal to cheer him up during the tough Victorian lockdown. He camped out under the stairs like an adult Harry Potter, and we found out about the perils of scuba jumpering, and how a line of plumbing factory workers can kick someone back to life. All in a days work, for the most important podcast of your day. Don Aller-gies! ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Episode 32: Smelly Whip Snip Inc., With Billie Duncan

Join our dynamic duo and special guest and comedy darling, Billie Duncan, on another episode of The Earliest Breakfast Gameshow, where we mix cocopops with beer and talk shit for an hour. Get some quality lockdown survival tips from Billie, rocket facts with Amy, and get ready for the investment pitch of a life time in new game, Dragon's Tank. Don't forget, friends, that the Earliest Breakfast Game Show is the most important podcast of your day.  Bonk 'ave-a-drink! ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Episode 31: Propeller Penis, With Roy Phung

Alright kids, were back at it again with another Mortal Kombat actor, Roy Phung! This week we are driven Round the Twist, remembering one of Australia's greatest kids tv shows. We hear Roy's best tampon joke, twice. Amy struggles to remember the name of the 'nasty man',  and gives herself a point still. We decide who was the most Laddo Daddo, and we find out the truth about the Pants Baker, Bronson, first and last of his name.  Bron Aquapee! ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.