Ep. 5: Getty Image Fboy

Ep. 5: Getty Image Fboy

Emily cries about more than just a TV show, Simone shares the third and final installment in the saga of TT3, and Emily and Simone have a chill chat about asking for safety.

Ep. 4: When It Rains

Simone gets her titty rubbed (finally!). Emily and Simone discuss voicing their needs, setting "sexpectations", and curating their lives.

Ep. 3: Shonin'

Simone and Emily talk about how maybe they can be picky, and saving buttholes for marriage.

Ep. 2: WWLBD

Emily introduces her new (York) boo, Simone celebrates not trippin’ over nobody, and together they discuss abandonment wounds and wonder if they should keep making a podcast.

Ep. 1: The Boy Who Shagged Me???

Simone and Emily discuss their marital statuses, their latest misadventures in dating, Austin Powers, plus (try to) define success.