Lampions Episode 25: Wizard Vaginas, Poop Phones, and Hour Cuts

Episode 30: Sexy Grandmas Larry Bird and Lamb Sexual Puppetry

Hello Smokies and Brats. It's been way too long but the Lampions are still here with a backlog the size of Andre the Giant's underwear. This episode was the last recorded before the pandemic when we could still hang out face to face. It's pretty disgusting. Hope you enjoy.

Episode 29: Tingly Jingle Balls, Pickle Jizz Taco Bell and Epstein Veal

Hello Smokies and Brats. It's been too long. The Lampions are back with a Christmas episode to celebrate the beginning of the summer. We talk ham prep, Christmas cookie and we even get a visit from Fiscal Santa Claus and we get to wish for things we will never receive.

Lampions Episode 27: Lies, Cool Ranch, And Working With Negative People

Hello Smokies and Brats. We have been gone way too long. This week we are rudely interrupted by some vegans, work through holiday grievances, talk ejaculate cleanup and working with negative people. Enjoy.

Lampions Episode 26: Damn Cloud. You're a dick bro.

Welcome back smokies and brats! The Lampions recorded an episode back in October and I thought ya'll might want to hear it now that its Chrimmas time. We spend most of our meat related podcast talking about family, Halloween candy and other nefarious topics and then Cookie tells all these corporate D-Bags how we should really be running meat departments with a Cars tribute at the end. Enjoy.

Lampions Episode 25: Wizard Vaginas, Poop Phones, and Hour Cuts

Hello Smokies and Brats. We're back. (Sorry.) This episode is all about shit phones, rib flavored condoms, and crazy customers with outlandish expectations. We also debate coleslaw on pulled pork sandwiches and why corporations cut service worker hours to meet market expectations.